Shamfiction

If a motion picture adaptation of Marvel's Deadpool can break box-office records, then a ShamFiction adaptation of that adaptation oughta break podcast records, right?! This week, Andrew bumps uglies with the ugliest ugly-bumper ever to be portrayed by Ryan Reynolds!

Neil Gaiman is one of the greatest writers and storytellers of our time. Eric has a beard. What happens when we combine the two? We get a new take on Nobody Owens' adventures in The Graveyard book! Grab some tea and settle in for a charming sham-tale of witches and friendship.

Pour yourself a nice glass of red, put on your favorite grey silk tie, and strap yourself in (with implements found at your local hardware store, preferably) for a voyeuristic peek into the seedy underbelly of Grey House in Marcus' twisted vision of the motion picture adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey.

He has stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. He has burned down the town of Trebon. He has spent the night with Felurian and left with both his sanity and his life. This week, Andrew will add "earned his pipes with an Edema-Ruh-worthy take on Pat Rothfuss' The Name of the Wind" to his list of accomplishments.

He needs to clean up this city. He needs to cross a name off his list. He needs to turn on the freakin' TV once in a while and see what all the hype is about! This week, Eric fails this city as he dons the Hood, flexes his caterpillar-abs, and takes a shot at The CW's hit superhero murder-adventure show Arrow.

Sometimes there's a man who fits right in there. Sometimes there's a man who is the man of his time and place. Sometimes there's a man who has managed to avoid seeing The Big Lebowski for 18 gosh-dern years. In this episode, Marcus pops in a Creedence tape, mixes up a caucasian, and dives straight into the foggy mind of The Dude himself.

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the ShamFic Enterprise. Andrew's ongoing mission: to explore what a beaming chamber is, to seek out the secrets to Captain Picard's lovelorn past, to boldly go where he's never gone before: the pilot episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation! In this installment, Andrew sets his phasers to stun and his tea to Earl Grey, hot as he attempts to solve the mystery of Farpoint Station!

Polar Bears! Smoke monsters! A sequence of important-sounding numbers! It's as if Eric has been stranded on an uncharted island for the last 12 years if he doesn't know what we're talking about. In this, the first full-length installment of ShamFiction, Eric proves that it's all part of the mystery as he takes on ABC's Lost!

It's the inaugural episode of Two Jackets Productions' new podcast, ShamFiction! In this installment, Andrew, Eric, & Marcus discuss writing, fan-fiction, filmmaking, and why in blazes they decided to make a podcast. Please be sure to subscribe to ShamFiction. It's the simplest and best way to support the show and get new episodes sent straight to your mobile device! Thanks for listening!