Pardon My Take

Joey Chestnut is the worlds greatest athlete and our nation’s greatest American. (00:02:06-00:06:23) Funniest places for KD to end up plus CFB realignment. (00:06:28-00:32:58) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a mishap on the Pardon My Take group text. (00:34:26-00:56:57) Billy Mitchell, the world’s greatest villain, joins the show to talk about King of Kong, winning Video Game titles, his hot sauce Kingdom and the Mt Rushmore of Arcade Games.(00:58:09-02:00:58) We finish with Guys on Chicks (02:02:25-02:12:29)

The Big Ten has added USC and UCLA and chaos is back in College Football. (00:02:16-00:23:06) KD Wants out of Brooklyn and NBA Free Agency has begun. Actor Chase Crawford joins the show to talk about The Boys, acting in NYC and Hollywood, his brother in law Tony Romo and tons more. (00:24:03-01:02:17) Will Compton joins us to catch up and do the Mt Rushmore of the Boys. (01:03:04-01:34:01) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:35:20-01:49:14)

Kyrie has opted in ending the dumbest 2 days on nba twitter. Does John Wall have dog in him and what type of dog is it? (00:03:05-00:20:27) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including talking tennis. (00:21:47-00:40:00) Red Bull F1 Drivers Max Verstappen and Sergio Perez join the show to talk about the season, Max not being on Drive to Survive, Sergio’s golfing and tons more. (00:41:18-01:04:06) We finish with the Mt Rushmore of America with our favorite marine, Kate. (01:05:20-01:38:51)

The Colorado Avalanche are your Stanley Cup Champions. We talk about the Cup run, the keeper of the Cup and Stan Kroenke's hot streak. (00:02:08-00:15:55) Ole Miss wins the title #ThankYouMintzy. (00:15:58-00:19:44) Who's back of the week including Russell Wilson's crazy throw at AS Monaco and Jake calling PLL games. (00:20:51-00:34:17) Ryan Whitney and Paul Bissonnette join the show (Taped last week) to talk about the season, Whit's golf game and then we do the Mt Rushmore of things that change after turning 30. (00:35:41-01:37:40) We finish with Hanks list. (01:38:16-01:44:34)

The NBA Draft happened and the Pistons are back. We talk about the picks and who we're most excited to watch. (00:02:36-00:27:01) Plus Jake is back on the call for PLL this weekend. SCF and the Avalanche have the cup in the building Friday night. (00:28:26-00:34:23) Roger Goodell went in front of Congress and Kyrie Irving wants out of Brooklyn. (00:34:25-00:43:27) US Open champ Matthew Fitzpatrick joins the show to talk about his incredible victory, screwing us over, what its been like after his big win and tons more. (00:44:38-01:07:13) Joey and Pat join us from the Out and About podcast to do the Mt Rushmore of straight things that are low key gay and we wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week. (01:08:05-01:55:38)

Brooks Koepka has gone to the LIV tour and we give our punishment. (00:02:32-00:13:23) Stanley Cup Final is getting chippy and the Warriors Parade was very drunk. (00:13:26-00:19:40) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including balls and KD alpha’ing Big Cat. (00:20:32-00:35:52) Ryen Russillo joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of things we’ll never do in life and then talk some NBA Draft. (00:37:32-01:49:24) We finish with Guys on Chicks (01:50:16-01:59:24)

Wild finish at the US Open and we are sad about Will Zalatoris. Fitzpatrick's incredible shots and the story of his caddy is why we love sports. (00:02:53-00:22:39) Stanley Cup Final and the Avalanche are shit pumping the Lightning. (00:22:43-00:24:53) Cleaning up the NBA Finals + Skip vs Stephen A. (00:24:57-00:41:04) Who's back of the week including PFT's new contract and Joe Biden falling off a bicycle. (00:42:17-00:55:45) Comedian Tom Segura joins the show in studio to talk about his new book, the time he found a body, and helping us do the worst of idea weve been kicking around. (00:57:19-01:37:30) We finish the show with Monday Ruling about Billy. (01:38:45-01:54:11)

The Golden State Warriors are your 2022 NBA Champions. Hank was live on the wood for Game 6 and explains his experience. We give the Warriors their credit and Steph gets his signature Finals MVP as well as their likeability as a Dynasty. (00:03:13-00:38:06) We then talk Stanley Cup Final, US Open and our colleague is now the Commissioner of the Mike Trout Fantasy League. (00:39:31-00:53:37) Bob Harig joins us live from the US Open to talk about his new book Tiger & Phil, the LIV tour, the US Open course and more with bonus incredible Phil stories from back in the day. (00:54:56-01:24:05) Cubs Patrick Wisdom and Frank Schwindel join the show in studio to talk baseball and some poorly timed questions about Frank pitching in blowouts (taped last Thursday). (01:24:10-01:52:49) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Billy thinks he can not show up to work because he's a big shot who got drunk on Wednesday night. (01:53:49-02:22:24)

The Warriors take a 3-2 lead and we go around the room throwing takes at the wall until one sticks. Hank talks about how he’s feeling going into Thursday night and more. (00:02:19-00:34:35) Hot Seat Cool Throne including Brooks and Bryson and Zach Wilson looking crispy. (00:35:45-00:55:09) Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk about his international incident and previews the SCF final with some talking basketball as well. (00:56:41-01:33:08) We finish with a special guys on chicks with Arian Foster (01:34:06-02:00:58)

Steph Curry's legacy game on Friday night. Big Cat was blacked out in California and took in game notes. Hank was at the game and we talk about upcoming Game 5 Monday. (00:02:32-00:21:48) LIV Golf and the Lightning are back in the SCF. (00:21:52-00:33:46) Who's back of the week including College Baseball talk and Joe Maddon got fired with a mohawk. (00:34:55-00:45:07) Paul Rabil joins us in studio to catch up on the PLL season, how we fix the waterdogs and new rules for Lacrosse. (00:46:51-01:25:34) Our lawyer and good friend Mr Portnoy joins us to catch up with some complaints and a final chapter on the burnt mail saga. (01:27:36-01:57:42) We finish with Dell/Sonia Curry swapsies explained and a recap of the weekend. (01:59:01-02:07:03)

We start with Hank’s night on the Wood for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Sitting on Paul Pierce’s phone, and partying with Guy Fieri. (00:02:48-00:25:40) We talk LIV Golf and the Rams never stop spending. (00:25:46-00:32:52) Kirk Goldsberry joined us immediately after Game 3 to break it down and talk adjustments for Game 4. (00:34:05-01:11:18) Our good friend Danny Woodhead joins to talk about being 36 holes away from the US Open and his crazy golf career the last couple of years. (01:12:58-01:41:16) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week. (01:43:08-02:01:22)

We start with a little NHL and LIV Golf tour as the awkward new golf league is getting weirder.(00:02:13-00:19:49) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Deshaun Watson and Miles Bridges. (00:21:17-00:40:44) Best of our day on Kentucky Sports Radio including callers Harvey who talks to birds, Edy who has new NFT’s to pitch to us and starting UK Quarterback Will Levis. (00:42:37-01:37:15) We finish with guys on chicks (01:38:48-01:52:21)

The 3rd Quarter Warriors showed up on Sunday night and we've got a 1-1 series. We talk about who should feel best after 2 games, Hank's wardrobe jinx, and Lebron coming on pardon my take in the future. (00:02:39-00:25:38) Who's back of the week including our good friend Max Homa and internet memes taking down Sony. (00:27:06-00:42:21) Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk about an incredible weekend of hockey, his new hairdo, becoming best friends with Wayne Gretzky and some shout outs. (00:44:17-01:18:56) We finish with some PLL talk, the Waterdogs suck again and Hank and Bubba went to Darts over the weekend. (01:20:28-01:37:54)

The Celtics win Game 1 with an insane 4th quarter and Hank is still in shock. We break down what exactly happened. (00:02:29-00:19:28) Then kick it back to the studio to talk about The Match and Mike Trout Fantasy GM. (00:20:57-00:34:49) Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk NBA Finals, what it takes to win, who the X Factor is and tons more. (00:35:58-01:12:53) We then have our colleague UFC Fighter Meatball Molly in studio to talk about her career, Liverpool, beating people up and tons more. (01:14:51-01:46:28) We wrap up with Fyre Fest of the week. (01:47:32-02:02:23)

The Celtics are headed to the NBA Finals after a thrilling Game 7. We talk about Sunday nights game and the upcoming NBA Finals. (00:02:41-00:29:04) Who's back of the week including European sports and existential dread. (00:30:25-00:46:10) Comedian Stavros Halkias joins the show to talk about his new comedy special out this Sunday, Cumtown, Ravens and tons more. (00:47:20-01:53:13) We finish with hockey talk and Joc Pederson vs Tommy Pham in an all time fantasy football fight. (01:54:43-02:14:24)

The Warriors are back in the Finals for the 6th time in 8 years and we're back rooting for how much fun they can be. (00:02:13-00:12:55) Big Cat might be dying after the picture of he, pft, and Tracy McGrady is put on the internet. (00:12:56-00:20:17) We talk Heat/Celtics and Nathan MacKinnon scoring the coolest goal ever. (00:21:24-00:36:09) Tracy McGrady joins the show to talk about his one on one basketball league, the biggest what if from his career, who he has winning the finals, and of course his enormous pants. (00:37:23-01:17:45) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and a soft hand contest. (01:18:52-01:42:02)

We had another NBA Blowout until the Warriors flirted with making it real. (00:02:42-00:09:04) Memes is down bad about the Rangers. (00:09:10-00:12:57) Celtics blow out the Heat and cocky Hank is back. Is it ok to go to a strip club before your team gets swept? (00:14:17-00:31:43) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mac Jones being in the best shape of his life. (00:32:44-00:47:28:) Greg Olsen and George Kittle join the show to talk TE University, Greg getting cucked by Tom Brady, asking George about Trey Lance, and our new Billy sticker system to see if he can go to TE University. (00:48:57-01:24:21) We finish with Bo Pelini in studio for a special edition of Bo Knows Ball where we answer Football questions from AWL's. (01:25:57-02:03:27)

Justin Thomas wins in dramatic fashion after a crazy Sunday comeback. What it must feel like to be Mito Peirera. (00:02:16-00:14:28) Heat beat the Celtics in Game 3 and Hank is in denial. (00:14:32-00:27:52) Who's back of the week including Talking soccer and Jake gets suspended.(00:28:54-00:42:50) Mark Titus joins us in studio to catch up with the guys, talk basketball, and his greatest moment at Ohio State. (00:43:55-01:45:42) We finish with Mavs/Warrios recap and hockey talk.(01:46:42-02:00:37)

The Celtics whomped the Heat and Hank whomped Jake's nuts. We talk NBA and the last 2 nights of blowouts. (00:02:40-00:13:52) Nick Saban and Jimbo Fisher have engaged in a nuclear war over college football recruits and alleged cheating. (00:15:10-00:33:29) PGA Championship kicks off and we're rooting hard for our guys. (00:33:31-00:38:40) Randy Moss joins the program to give us some picks before Preakness, and tells us about Saturday's race. (00:38:41-00:57:35) Comedian Nick Colletti joins the show to talk about his stand up tour, Suh Dude, Vine, and Real Bros of Simi Valley. (00:58:31-01:34:36) We finish up with Fyre Fest of the week and a very special guest joins us to pour his heart out.(01:36:04-02:02:26)

The tension has already begun in the PMT studios as the Heat take down the Celtics in Game 1 after an unreal 3rd quarter.(00:02:35-00:18:48) Patrick Beverley wins hater of the year award and we give a postmortem to the Phoenix Suns after Sunday night. (00:18:49-00:34:04) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including an absolutely shocking Billy Football moment. (00:35:30-00:59:21) 4X NBA Champ John Salley joins the show to talk basketball, being a vegan, best of each decade and tons more. (01:00:53-01:55:41) We finish with Bring your Lunchpail questions with Jersey Jerry as well as a state of the union on his Pittsburgh Steelers. (01:56:44-02:18:13)