Pardon My Take

We're back on back to back days and Jerry O'Connell has drafted our fantasy team for us (00:02:21 - 00:09:14). Blake Bortles is being slandered and libeled (00:09:14 - 00:12:44). Mt Rushmore of animals we want to see fight to finish Mt Rushmore season (00:12:44 -00:33:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Paul Pierce not apologizing (00:33:50 - 00:45:54). Bobby Hall aka Logic The Rapper joins the show to talk about the ups and downs of his career, his new memoir, growing up in a dysfunctional setting and tons more (00:45:54 - 01:27:37). Coach Prime, Deion Sanders joins the show to talk about his big win on Sunday, Gillie costing him 15 yards and his documentary Coach Prime (01:27:37 - 01:45:59). We finish with guys on checks.

Our goldfish, Larry 6, has died. We remember him (00:02:59 - 00:08:51). College Football is back and it was great to soak in wall to wall action on Saturday (00:08:51 - 00:29:12). Who's back of the week (00:29:12 - 00:46:56). Andy Staples joins the show to talk about the big stories from week 1 College Football including LSU losing to UCLA, Wisconsin's season being over, and Bama keeps on rolling (00:46:56 - 01:33:34). We finish the show with Mt Rushmore of referee calls.

Brooks vs Dave is set for Tuesday and Football is back again. We send everyone into the long weekend with some good vibes (00:03:26 - 00:14:13) . Mt Rushmore of things that make you cool (00:14:13 - 00:39:18). Tom Fornelli joins the show to talk CFB and bets this weekend (00:39:18 - 01:13:14). Ken Burns joins the show to talk about the new Muhammad Ali documentary, what interests him in sports stories, and how he puts together documentaries (01:13:14 - 01:48:21). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week

We continue to watch Hard Knocks for the people at home (00:03:09 - 00:06:46). Cut day in the NFL and Cam Newton is no longer on the Patriots and Dan Campbell is going without a kicker (00:06:46 - 00:25:44). The Mets Javy Baez fiasco was absurd on all levels and Bryson has finally gotten the name Brooksy to be illegal (00:25:44 - 00:31:01). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Jake Paul fight recap and fake high schools (00:31:01 - 00:59:49). Jerry O'Connell joins us in studio to talk about fantasy football and we do a Mt Rushmore of fantasy draft picks (00:59:49 - 01:47:58). We have Field Yates on the show where we created a fake interview with Mike Florio to trap him into talking about his fantasy team (01:47:58 - 02:02:53) . We finish with guys on checks.

Football is back and Nebraska is in the shitter. Chip Kelly brought back the visor and we talk soccer and F1 (00:02:53 - 00:27:05). Who’s back of the week (00:27:05 - 00:45:21). Kirk Herbstreit joins the show to talk about the upcoming football season, his new book, Lee Corso, fans being back and being a Dad (00:45:21 - 01:34:04). We wrap up with Mt Rushmore of water with special guest Hank’s dad

Free form Friday. We talk Urban Meyer, Teddy Bridgewater and take Jake’s stress test (00:02:49 - 00:29:53). 7X Gold Medalist Caeleb Dressel joins the show to talk about swimming, water being blue, how long he can hold his breath and lots more (00:29:53 - 01:02:25). Former NFL player Pacman Jones joins the show to talk about his Rough and Rowdy fight vs Bobby Laing as Bobby hops on as well (01:02:25 - 01:19:33). Mt Rushmore of Romcoms and Fyre fest of the week

Hard Knocks has completely fallen off with few redeeming moments outside of the sick drone shot (00:02:44 - 00:13:25). We get serious for a moment to talk about the passing of Jimmy Hayes (00:13:25 - 00:15:55). Crate videos have reached breaking bones portion. Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:15:55 - 00:45:05). Washington Football Team's QB Ryan Fitzpatrick joins the show to talk about his career, FitzMagic, FitzTragic, revenge games and Harvard (00:45:05 - 01:22:56). We finish the show with Mt Rushmore of Villains and guys on chicks.

We have finally reached the last weekend without meaningful football. Preseason Week 2 recap and Big Ben is back (00:02:21 - 00:20:07). Respecting Miguel Cabrera's greatness (00:20:07 - 00:27:46). Who's back of the week including Hurricanes and Little League World Series sportsmanship ( 00:27:46 - 00:45:32). Bills QB Mitch Trubisky joins the show to talk about Grit, winning the NVP, his time in Chicago, his Toyota Camry, "The Run" and lots more (00:45:32 - 01:08:14). We finish the show with the Mt Rushmore of Buildings.

We finish Grit Week live from the Knights of Columbus in Buffalo where we have found Wing Nirvana. Recapping the week plus our new song with Benny The Butcher was created in the studio Wednesday Night (00:02:41 - 00:19:23). WingNutz creator Ed joins the show to tell us how he created the perfect wing and hopes for the Bills this year (00:19:23 - 00:29:09). Josh Allen and Bills OC Brian Daboll join the show from Bills Camp where we talk Offense, what to expect in the upcoming season, Dabs learning from Belichick and Saban plus Josh Allen owes us 15 million dollars (00:29:09 - 01:00:50). We finish with Mt Rushmore of Hotel Moves and Fyre Fest of the Week

Grit Week continues and we talk about being on the road as well as watching Hard Knocks at a random AWL’s house (00:03:02 - 00:19:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:19:17 - 00:40:21). Washington Football Team Coach Ron Rivera joins the show to talk about Grit, beating Cancer, coaching elite defenses, 85 Bears and more (00:40:21 - 01:11:45). We stopped in Canton to visit our friend David Baker and negotiate Larry’s induction into the HoF (01:11:45 - 01:26:44). Mt Rushmore of worst places to fart plus Guys on Checks

Grit Week 2021 is here. We’re about to hit the road through the rust belt but first want to talk some preseason football and our lacrosse team being the best ever (00:03:13 - 00:19:15). Who’s back of the week (00:19:15 - 00:32:46). Coach Jim Calhoun joins the show to talk about Grit, his coaching style, old school Big East basketball, Calhoun vs the media and lots more (00:32:46 - 01:37:06). Mt Rushmore of songs to listen to while driving and Monday Reading Billy’s Mintz Experiment

On today’s Pardon My Take the boys are live from an undisclosed location talking about the Cowboys totally not being worried about Dak Prescot + NFL Preseason talk (00;02;26 - 00;08:56), baseball stays relevant with the Field of Dreams game, NFL preseason (00;08:56 - . We do the Mount Rushmore of things you overthink (00;18:21 - 00;41:21). Plus an interview with Tony Hale from Veep and Arrested Development (00;41:21 - 01;11:06). We close out with fyrefest of the week and a heartfelt message from Hank

Hard Knocks is back. We break down episode 1. (2:48-19:36) Hot Seat/Cool Throne plus a brand new game Italian or Pervert. (20:55-42:18) Olympic Gold medalist Gable Steveson joins the show to talk about his incredible buzzer beater in the heavyweight wrestling division in Tokyo. (44:10-1:01:39) Daymond John joins us in person to talk about his new audio book, making it in the 90's and some ideas. (1:03:31-1:38:39) We finish the show with Mt Rushmore of athlete nicknames (1:39:42-2:02:49)

US Men's team is back, gold medal baby. We close the door on the Olympics (00:03:00 - 00:12:36). Remembering all time Football Guy Bobby Bowden (00:12:36 - 00:19:52). The Mets implosion narrated by Steve Cohen's tweets. OJ Simpson still looking for the killer (00:19:52 - 00:28:55). Who's back of the week including canceling Joe Rogan (00:28:55 - 00:44:06). Guy Fieri joins the show to talk about the greatest food invention of all time, going to NBA Finals games in Phoenix and more (00:44:06 - 01:03:10). We finish with the most contentious Mt Rushmore of all time

Football is officially back with the Hall of Fame game (00:02:45 - 00:13:34). Olympics talk and Lebron is starting his narratives again (00:13:34 - 00:26:41). Mt Rushmore of pizza toppings (00:26:41 - 00:37:57). Former GM of the Jets and current ESPN Analyst Mike Tannenbaum joins the show in studio to talk about how NFL front offices work, what mistakes teams make, diva quarterbacks and tons more (00:37:57 - 01:19:35). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week

Football is back and so are training camp fights (00:02:44 - 00:07:50). We talk NBA Free agency and Olympics (00:07:50 - 00:17:32). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Andrew Cuomo is not a creep because he released a collage of touching people (00:17:32 - 00:30:36). NFL Hall of Famer Calvin Johnson joins the show to talk about his career, playing for the Lions, Matt Stafford, Jim Caldwell and tons more (00:30:36 - 00:58:43). Mt Rushmore of cartoon characters you want to get fucked up with and guys on chicks

The gang is back in studio and we review the past week including Aaron Rodgers non retirement (00:03:00 - 00:26:18). Hank missed his flight because he doesnt understand how timezones work and Jake called PLL games on Peacock (00:26:18 - 00:36:52). F1 talk and who's back of the week including Olympic fever (00:36:52 - 00:50:34). Peyton Manning joins the show to talk about his induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, his career, his rookie year and more (00:50:34 - 01:12:30). We finish with the Mt Rushmore of Combinations

A wild day in sports we start with MLB trades as Scherzer and Rizzo get traded. (2:55-12:40) NBA Draft and Russell Westbrook to the Lakers.(12:48-26:08) Olympics talk and Simone Biles made everyone lose their minds.(26:09-41:08) Mt Rushmore of things you yell at your TV while watching sports.(43:28-1:06:05) World class runner Craig Engels joins the show to talk about narrowly missing the Olympics, how much running sucks, and RV's. (1:02:51-1:29:44) We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week. (1:31:01-1:51:39)

The 2021 Takie awards are here with 23 categories including Best Load Management, Hacker of the Year, Take of the Year, 19 year old of the Year, Lib of the year, podcast listeners of the year and of course Blake of the Year with Blake Bortles, Blake Griffin and Brooks Koepka all zooming in to decide who is the official BOTY.

The Olympics are here and we have some gripes (00:02:46 - 00:13:09). Aaron Rodgers is getting emo and the Yankees invented new ways to lose (00:13:09 - 00:20:09). Who's back of the week including J-Lo and Ben Affleck and the Cleveland Guardians (00:20:09 - 00:31:08). NBA Champ Pat Connaughton joins the show to talk about winning the title, Giannis, his baseball career, and tons more (00:31:08 - 01:16:14). We wrap up with the Mt Rushmore of Sports We could Medal In, Maybe.