Pardon My Take

Lebron and the Lakers are DEAD. We talk about Lebron's first first round playoff exit and maybe becoming a Suns podcast (2:37 - 19:22).. Alternate start to the show because Coach K retired (19:22 - 41:59). Hank recaps his favorite Duke memories and Big Cat responds in kind. Brad Stevens is promoted and Danny Ainge is out (41:59 - 48:12). We talk NBA and NHL playoffs (48:12 - 67:17). Chris Bosh joins the show to talk about his new book, being Lebron's teammate, and fan/player interactions (67:17 - 99:23). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.

Its just us for a mega recap of an awesome long weekend in sports. We break down all of the NBA playoff series and disavow bad fan actions while also understanding what it means to be a regular fan (2:47 - 28:30). Lebron will have to be superman and Luka conspiracy theories (28:30 - 43:12). Leaf fans weigh in on another playoff collapse with a #BigMad segment (43:12 - 61:48). Who's back of the week and Hot Seat/Cool Throne, Talking Tennis Naomi Osaka and Monday Reading (61:48 - 99:26).

RIP Harambe 5 years after his death. (2:30-5:02) The Lakers beat the Suns and the Heat tried to play a basketball game. (5:03-8:40) Fans going wild in New York and Philly and we have a rule to fix it all. (8:41-22:47) PR 101 for Amazon and Bubba reveals something to us that shocks the podcast. (23:45-32:05) Our good friend Mark Titus joins the show to shoot the shit about everything for an hour, great interview and good vibes all around. (34:23-1:33:40) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week. (1:35:01-1:49:36)

We stayed up for the basketall games. The Lakers are back and the Clippers are dead (2:55 - 19:17). No one can stop the Nets and we recap a little Hockey playoffs (19:17 - 24:43) . Brooks vs Bryson is the best and Bryson is still a tool (24:43 - 30:01). Hat roast for New Eras new MLB Hats (30:01 - 35:04). Hot Seat Cool Throne and we're finding Joseph Kony (35:04 - 66:11). Muggsy Bogues joins the show to talk about being a short king, the 90's Hornets, and having the coolest name of all time (66:11 - 91:32). Mick Foley aka Mankind joins the show to talk about his career, Vince McMahon and some awesome stories from the late 90's (91:32 - 105:47). We finish up with guys on Chicks.

Wild sports weekend starts with Phil Mickelson winning the PGA Championship and as Brooks guys we're happy for Phil (3:30 - 19:19) . The Caps get bounced from the playoffs (19:19 - 25:28). NBA playoffs began and we talk about every series including Lebron's theatrics, the Mecca being back, and the Nets trying to make Brooklyn a thing (25:58 -49:51) . Talking F1 (49:51 - 52:29). Who's back of the week (52:29 - 65:09). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk playoff hockey, John Tavares, Tom Wilson, and who will win the Stanley Cup (65:09 - 104:59). We finish with a Monday Reading and Big Cat talks about having baby number 2 #girldad.

Jake vs Hank has reached a nuclear level (11:08). We talk no hitters, Lebron seeing triple, NBA play in, hockey playoffs, and Tebow looking fat (11:08 - 30:43). Red Bull Racing’s team principle Christian Horner joins the show to talk about running an F1 team, Monaco this weekend, pinky rings, spice girls, and race day superstitions (30:43 - 60:45). We finish with Fyre fest of the week

Play in Game night was a dud as the Pacers rolled the Hornets and Jayson Tatum put a burger up on Russell Westbrick and the Wizards (2:56 - 9:17). Stanley Cup playoffs (9:17 - 18:40) Kwame Browns has officially changed his legacy and Tony LaRussa is the last great guardian of unwritten rules (18:40 - 30:43). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Shohei Ohtani being incredible and politicians pretending to like sports (30:42 - 56:12). Brooks Koepka joins the show ahead of the PGA Championship to talk about his new goatee, a terrible picture that was taken of him and more (56:12 - 72:04). We finish with the return of our good friend Uncle Chaps and listener submitted roasts.

The playoffs are finally here. We talk NBA playoff scenarios and games we're most looking forward to (3:26 - 19:29). NHL Playoffs have begun and PFT and Hank are in rivalry week (19:29 - 25:23). Preakness happened and Baffert is out( 25:23 - 28:42). Who's back of the week including beer bats and everyone being back (28:42 - 40:06). We welcome on Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell to talk about his plans as a new Head Coach, what he learned as an interim in Miami, his introductory press conference, being an alpha and more (40:06 - 76:52). We finish with a Monday reading on a survey of what animals most American adults think they could kill.

Blake Bortles signs with the Packers to mixed show reviews (3:01 - 8:32). NFL schedule release and notable games (8:32 - 22:11). Hank and PFT Mayor’s bet for Caps/Bruins (22:11 - 28:35). Randy Moss joins the show to talk Baffert and Preakness Picks (28:35 - 44:41). Kenny Mayne joins the show to talk about the end at ESPN for him, his favorite moments, memories and sports media (44:41 - 91:29). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week

Bob Baffert excuse bingo rages on and we're totally on his side (3:23 - 11:34). NBA talk, Russ Westbrook and remembering Colt Brennan (11:34 - 22:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including pussy kazoos (22:57 - 42:26). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk Tim Tebow and what the hell are the Jaguars doing, plus Aaron Rodgers, and the best NFL Draft fits (42:26 - 70:53). Mason Gordon, the inventor of Slamball joins the show to talk about the sport, how it's coming back, how he created it and more (70:53 - 106:36). We finish with FAQ's and some nut tapping stories.

We start the show trying to clear the air from a SHOCKING event last week between Jake and Hank (3:24 - 11:25). Medina Spirit got caught doping and Bob Baffert's explanation is hilarious (11:25 - 26:51). Who's back of the week including dick punching, Canelo Alvarez and Rory McIlroy (26:51 - 47:21). Our good friend Dan Haren joins the show to talk some baseball, no hitters, his dear pug that passed away, avoiding the dentist and pimping home runs (47:21 - 86:54). We finish with Embrace Debate with DK Metcalf and Dogecoin update after Elon Musk's SNL appearance.

Elon Musk is hosting SNL and we help him out (3:24 - 5:55). Tom Wilson fight night at MSG. Schefter gives context to the Aaron Rodgers drama and Blake Bortles may sign with the Packers (5:55 - 28:57). LA Chargers Head Coach Brandon Staley joins the show to talk about his football journey to LA, coaching some of the best players, Bolt Man, and a new Football Guy term for our repertoire (28:57 - 67:37). We finish by ripping a few card packs and Fyre Fest of the Week.

Love is dead again. Bill and Melinda Gates have broken up and there’s no reason to live anymore (2:42 - 9:29). Tom Wilson is back in the news and some people want him arrested and banned for life (9:29 - 19:01). Update on the Aaron Rodgers situation and Lebron will never be the same (19:01 - 31:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (31:15 - 43:27). Brian Baumgartner joins the show aka Kevin Malone from the Office to talk sports, Hollywood, The Office and more (43:27 - 86:52). We finish with some great listener submitted FAQ’s

The NFL Draft is complete and we recap with grades, stories, and Belichick's new language that he invented (2:59 - 31:04). Kentucky Derby and Aaron Rodgers looks like he's wilting away (31:04 - 37:33). Who's back of the week including Manchester United fans storming the pitch (37:33 - 55:36). Awesome interview with Heisman trophy winner Eddie George about his new coaching gig, winning the Heisman, doghouses, Jeff Fisher and more (55:36 - 93:40). We finish with Monday Reading from the NY Times on the definition of Cheugy.

The NFL Draft round 1 was wild and we recap it all. Justin Fields to the Bears, Aaron Rodgers possibly leaving the Packers, Trey Lance to the Niners and the Patriots get Mac Jones. We talk more picks and story lines and reactions (3:14 - 41:12). Randy Moss joins the show to talk about the Kentucky Derby, cool stories and gambling picks (41:12 - 70:36). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and say goodbye to Billy Football.

Kyle Shanahan wants to kill us all and we give some final thoughts on the NFL Draft before round 1( 2:57 - 20:09). Big Cat is in a fight against a mascot (20:09 - 23:48). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including aggregators and masks (23:48 - 43:11). JB Smoove joins the show to talk about his new podcast, curb your enthusiasm’s newest season taping right now and more( 43:11 - 67:53). Steven Cheah joins the show to talk about his favorite draft memories, best mock drafters, and the draft of draft lingo (67:53 - 107:32). We finish with some great listener FAQ’s

NFL Draft week has finally arrived and Goodell can hug again (3:09 - 13:01). UFC 261 was sick and we talk about the story lines coming out of it (13:01 - 24:40). We give the listeners some homework (24:40 - 37:52). Who's back of the week including Billy padding his stats (37:52 - 51:30). Todd McShay joins the show to talk about the draft on Thursday, QB's at the top, a great anecdote about Devonta Smith and more (51:30 - 88:37). We finish with Monday Reading for the guy obsessed with Disney and how they're ruining his immersion.

Friday show with a few topics touched on. The Draft taking forever to get here (3:04 - 6:29), NBA MVP, fake football guys, and are we in the golden age of fans eating shit in the stands at baseball games (6:29 - 28:06). Captain Sig Hansen joins the show to talk about the new season of Deadliest Catch, the gnarliest stories from the sea and surviving 2 heart attacks (28:06 - 59:02). WWE superstar Hornswoggle joins the show before his Friday night fight at Rough and Rowdy in Morgantown West Virginia (59:02 - 76:02). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week and Hank has never heard the word Pint pronounced.

The Super League is dead and we basically have only ourselves to thank for its death (3:17 - 8:24). Lakers twitter had a bizarre and hilarious catfish situation (8:24 - 24:02). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (24:02 - 46:46). Future Hall of Famer? Julian Edelman joins the show to talk about his retirement, the Hall of Fame, his favorite memories and teammates and times he and Brady were in the zone together (46:46 - 93:41). We finish with a quick announcement about Billy Football's future and some great listener submitted FAQ's.

The Super League has the soccer world going crazy and we're here to do a little bit of trolling (3:55 - 16:17). Jake Paul vs Ben Askren was a debacle but also weirdly entertaining (16:17 - 25:50). Respecting Steph Curry more (25:50 - 31:05). Who's back of the week including Chrissy Teigen on twitter (31:05 - 47:25). Daniel Jeremiah joins the show to break down the upcoming NFL Draft, guys rising and falling, quarterbacks ranked and more (47:25 - 86:48). Troopz joins the show to break down why the Super League is such a terrible thing for soccer and how much this has fucked fans up (86:48 - 115:36). We finish with an attempt to call Marlins Man.