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NFL Week 4. Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 7:08) and we go through each game on Sunday. Are the Eagles back at 1-2-1? The Cowboys are a fantasy football team. Drew Brees is back or did he play the Lions? Justin Herbert duels Brady. Matt Rhule is a diarrhea guy and respecting Teddy Bridgewater more. Bears are terrible but also 3-1 and Josh Allen is incredible still. Deion Sanders. NBA Finals and who's back of the week

Sports everywhere. MLB playoffs and we try to weasel our way out of giving Lebron credit for his upcoming NBA Title (2:25 - 21:11). NFL Week 4 preview and picks plus the Cant Lose Parlay is 2-0 in the last 2 weeks (21:11 - 46:15). Fantasy Fuccbois (46:15 - 52:12). Saints Cam Jordan and Ravens Mark Ingram join the show to talk about their new podcast "Truss Levelz," what truss means, levels, football guys, are the Ravens frauds and more (52:12 - 84:54). We wrap up the show with fyre fest of the week.

The Ravens lost to the Chiefs on MNF and Big Cat wants to call them frauds again. MLB playoffs and NBA Finals starting tomorrow (2:31 - 19:41). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Lightning winning the Stanley Cup and Adam Gase on the hot seat (19:41 - 35:05). WS Champion and 16 year MLB vet Ryan Dempster joins the show to talk to about the MLB playoffs, playing in front of no fans and who smashed Sammy's boombox. (35:05 - 76:48) Army fullback coach Mike Viti joins the show to accept football guy of the week award and talk about being tougher than all of us (79:07 - 94:11). We wrap up with guys on chicks and a sabermetrics.

NFL Week 3 in the books and we start with the Fastest 2 minutes (2:17 - 8:49). Recapping every game from Sunday. Nick Foles is back. Josh Allen is the most fun quarterback ever. Hyperdrive didnt work for the Jets. Joe Judge might be a College Football Coach. The Bengals and Eagles tied in embarrassing fashion. Cowboys and Seahawks shoot out and more. Deion Sanders joins the show to talk football for 20 minutes( 94:37 - 113:38). Football guy of the week and who's back of the week with some NBA playoff talk

We got out Fitzmagic game. We talk TNF, Cowherd playing the hits, Pac12 being back, NBA playoffs and more (2:13 - 15:14). NFL Week 3 preview including the Cant Lose Parlay and picks (15:14 - 33:09). Fantasy Daddy's (33:09 - 85:52). Smartest man alive Neil deGrasse Tyson joins the show to talk about space, being smarter than everyone else, and science (35:07 - 85:52). Andy Staples joins the show to preview the first SEC Saturday and who will be good down South this year (85:52 - 120:32). Nuggets/Lakers recap and Fyre Fest of the week.

Blake Bortles is back in the NFL and all is right in the world. It might be the end of the road for Drew Brees and the Raiders are actually kind of good? (2:28 - 18:39) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Adam Gase taking the Jets into hyperdrive and a war is going on in the world's oceans (18:39 - 38:45). Ole Miss Coach Lane Kiffin joins the show to talk about the upcoming SEC season, his career in football, Joey Freshwater, the USC tarmac incident and more (38:45 - 74:07). Kicker and friend of the program Morten Andersen from the Great Dane podcast joins the show to talk about NFL kicking woes, the Falcons maybe being cursed, and more (74:07 - 97:27). We wrap up the show with guys on chicks.

NFL Week 2 is in the books. Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game from Sunday. Is Matt Patricia eating his losses? Mitch Trubisky has perfected the art of the duck. The Vikings suck and Josh Allen is incredible. Adam Gase somehow still has a job and we're now a Bud Dupree podcast. Matt Rhule is on dumb face watch and Justin Herbert makes his debut. Football guy of the week. Who's back of the week including NBA talk and Bronny James Jr smoking weed. Thats the whole show, no other sports were played this weekend.

The Barstool Sportsbook app is finally here (this afternoon) get excited (2:52 - 5:01). We talk NBA playoffs and PFT and Jake attended the Heat beating the Celtics in Game 2 (5:01 - 12:32). Thursday night shootout between Joe Burrow and Baker and we go through NFL Week 2 games with a preview and picks (12:32 - 42:09). Fantasy Fuccbois (42:09 - 47:46). Glenn Howerton joins the show to talk about his career in TV, playing Dennis Reynolds on Always Sunny in Philadelphia, his new show AP Bio and more (47:46 - 79:10). Segments include Bigger Than Ben part 4, the finale and fyre fest of the week.

The Clippers are officially dead. Playoff Pee-Pee showed up at the worst time and the Nuggets played a fantastic series (2:33 - 9:48). The Heat beat the Celtics in game 1 with an all time Bam block (9:48 - 12:51). MNF clean up and Big Ben is back (12:51 - 20:19). Will the Big Ten play? Hopes are high (20:19 - 27:36). Hot Seat Cool Throne including the US Open and CJ McCollum roasting people (27:36 - 40:51). Dan Patrick joins the show to talk about his show going to Peacock, gambling, hot takes, and the 3 on 3 PMT vs DP Show battle that needs to happen (40:51 - 83:05). Segments include Kickers Psychology couch, Trouble in Paradise Allen Robinson and the Bears and Guys on Chicks.

ootball is back. Fastest 2 Minutes Week 1( 2:02 - 7:48). We recap every single game on Sunday, the Jets suck, The Bears and Washington Football team may be back, Let Russ Cook, the Aaron Rodgers fuck you tour, fat Randy Bullock and much more (7:48 - 84:05). Football guy of the week (84:05 - 88:56). Deion Sanders joins the show to talk about the big stories from Week 1 (88:56 - 102:11). Who's back of the week including the Nuggets beating the Clippers in a Game 6 that no one watched and chain snatching.

Football is back baby. We talk about Thursday Night Football, Andy Reid's facemask and the Chiefs being a wagon. (2:10-6:29) Little NBA playoff talk (6:30-11:05) and then we get into a weekend preview and picks for all the NFL games. (12:10-19:15) Fantasy Lax Bros. (29:16-35:30)Tony Hawk joins the show to talk about the return of his video game, being gnarly, and doing sick tricks. (40:45-1:03:13) Segments include Fyre Fest of the Week, (1:06:42-1:19:14) PR 101 for Odell Beckham and documentary review for Bigger Than Ben Part 3 (1:19:15-1:25:43)

Peter King did a doobie and we don't know if we'll ever recover ( 2:57 - 8:22). NBA Playoffs and CFB made Labor Day weekend feel almost normal (8:22 - 21:11). Who's back of the week including Mitch Trubisky and the NFL Shield (21:11 -32:44). Warren Sharp joins the show to preview the 2020 NFL season, what to expect with no training camp, betting tips for the first month of the season, and who will be the surprise team of the year (32:44 - 76:30). Actor Blake Anderson joins the show to talk about his new show Woke, Workaholics, and becoming a contender in Blake of the Year (76:30 - 92:54). Talking Tennis Novak Djokovic throat punched a woman with a tennis ball and way to stay relevant Joe West for bouncing Mike Rizzo from a game.

Labor day weekend vibes are running high in the studio. We talk NBA Game 7 Thunder/Heat and are the Bucks fucked? (2:26-21:37) Fyre Fest of the week including Madden codes and twitter keeps faking us out on College Football. (22:53-32:44) Comedian/Actor Jimmy Tatro joins the show to talk about the Real Bros of Simi Valley being back, comedy, the Lakers, and how much he hates the Clippers. (34:22-1:23:35) Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen and Pro Bowler Tre'Davious White join the show to talk about the upcoming season, Josh Allen vs Mahomes in arm strength, and Tre'Davious having Tre Day in Louisiana. (1:25:21-1:52:17) We finish the show with a review of Bigger Than Ben Part 2, the Ben Roethlisberg documentary no one asked for but everyone is watching. (1:54:08-2:03:06)

NBA Playoffs and Game 7 recap . The Rockets need to get out of our face, Marcus Smart went off, and Jimmy Butler is that guy (1:57 - 13:56). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Alvin Kamara, B1G Football is back and Hank is now using Billy as his doctor (13:56 - 33:28). Rob Schneider joins the show to talk about his new special, SNL, and Boner Dogs (33:28 - 73:57). Timm Woods joins the show to continue our Dungeons and Dragons adventure

Sports are back and we recap the weekend while watching Jamal Murray go off in Game 6 of the Nuggets/Jazz series (2:28 - 7:51). College Football is back, sort of (7:51 - 15:01). Who's back of the week including Bronny Jr and the big NFL trade Sunday (15:01 - 25:43). Kevin Love joins the show for an awesome interview where we talk about everything from the '16 Cavs, being teammates with Lebron, UCLA, fat Kevin Love, mental health and more (25:43 - 114:32). Segments include Billy's list and lottery machine numbers.

The sports world stopped on Wednesday in protest and we discuss what that means going forward (2:48 - 16:56). Fyre Fest of the week Big Cat bought a lottery machine and he's now addicted to picking winning numbers plus Hank wont stop yawning (16:56 - 35:05). NBA Insider Shams Charania joins the show to talk about the NBA protests, what the players meeting looked like and when play will most likely resume (35:05 - 52:18). Actor Danny Trejo joins the show to talk about his career of being the bad guy, being in a million movies, prison and more (52:18 - 81:27). Segments include billy's list and a review of Bigger Than Ben, Ben Roethlisberger's new documentary.

Hard Knocks is a bummer and we figured out why. NBA playoffs and the Blazers are officially dead (2:18- 17:26). Playoff hockey and Joe Judge is still working to be football guy of the year (17:26 - 19:57). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Chris Webber being absolutely terrible at announcing and Lucas Giolito's no hitter (19:57 - 39:41). Comedian Jay Pharoah joins the show to talk about his new movies, his career at SNL, being the impression guy, the time ScarJo ruined Mayweather/Pacquiao and more (39:41 - 75:26). Segments include Talking Soccer, Billys list, Guys on Chicks and we remember how much of a legend Shoenice is.

We are now a Luka Doncic show. We recap the NBA playoffs, Luka being incredible, the Blazers running out of gas, the Sixers process is broken and more (223:50). Who's back of the week including North Korea and Madden Codes (23:50 - 35:50). Alex Rodriguez joins the show to talk baseball, the new season of Corp dropping this week, possibly owning the Mets and more (35:50 - 69:31). Segments include shoe roast for the new A's cargo hats, not to brag but we called it the NFL has figure out a way to beat Coronavirus and Billy's List.

Thom Brennaman had unintentionally one of the funniest baseball calls of all time (3:09 - 11:03). Caps lose, NBA Lottery and the playoffs are cooking (11:03 - 22:42). NFL Super agent Drew Rosenhaus joins the show to talk about his career, his clients, negotiating with GM's and more (22:42 - 66:11). Washington Football Team President Jason Wright joins the show to talk about his new job, changing the culture in DC, his playing days at Northwestern and whether or not hes a nerd (66:11 - 97:14). Segments include Billy's sheet and Fyre Fest of the week

Laker Dan is down as we recap the first 2 days of the NBA playoffs with both 8 seeds shocking the 1 seeds on Tuesday (2:01 - 10:51). Hockey playoffs and hot seat/cool throne talking about baseball unwritten rules and Joe Judge becoming the new Football Guy on the block (10:51 - 35:31). Michael Strahan joins the show to talk about his career, being America's sweetheart, paying Brett Favre for the sack record and more (35:31 - 78:35). David Arquette joins the show to talk about acting, his doll collection, and his new documentary about his return to wrestling (78:35 - 100:41). Guys on Chicks.