Buffy Speak

GIIIILES!! in this episode we discuss what kind of avatar benders each buffy character would be, as well as the show's idea of consequences and stains. we also touch on the fact that ethan is just an uncool version of spike (who we miss dearly.)

"does this episode deliver?""what do you want me to say?""lie to me.""yes, it is everything you could want in a buffy episode. the editing choices make sense. the romantic relationships are well-thought-out and interesting, and we always care about them and want them to stay together. no one ever has inconsistent character development and the camera definitely doesn't focus on one part of buffy's bangs when it should be focused on her face.""liar."

on this sure to be a classic episode of buffy speak we discuss chambray, the social differences between the late 90s and today, and beth basically LOSES HER MIND over caroline's dad's brother's name. also xander is actually bearable here!! forget halloween, it's basically christmas!

today we go over angel and buffy's relationship (bangel if you're into that sort of thing), pirates of the caribbean 2, and wonder where exactly this frat boy lizard demon came from (but like seriously where did it come from? WHO IS HE)

today's episode brings commiseration over YET ANOTHER XANDER EPISODE!!! with the added bonus of some weird cultural appropriation. join us as we talk about sexy shark costumes, empanadas, and other nonsense. where is spike?!?

SPIKE!!! in our favorite guy's first appearance, we wax poetic about Snyder, or The New Xander, wonder exactly how oblivious joyce has to be to not know her daughter is an ass-kicking demon murderer, and mourn the most pointless villain on this show, the anointed one. also SPIKE!!!!!!

beth and caroline try and find literally anything else to talk about but buffy due to this incredibly mediocre episode. such topics include the box trolls, bathroom escapades, and probably some other things.

SEASON TWO BABY! we're back and pretty much the same as we were before, except for now beth has good audio quality and caroline doesn't. time truly is a flat circle as today we continue our weekly talks about xander's inconsistency, cordelia being amazing, and beth makes yet another buffy/harry potter comparison. welcome back!!!

WOOOOAH since we both love harry potter, we've decided to upload one HP-focused episode after every season of buffy we finish! what a great time! on the first volume, we get all those burning harry potter questions out of the way. what houses are we in? how do you pronounce anamagi? was dumbledore implicit in the murder of sirius black? all this and more on the first edition of POTTERSPEAK

in a Very Special episode of buffy speak, we have our first guest! princess weekes (@MelinaPendulum) joins us to talk with us about her favorite episode of this season, xander's weirdness, and whether or not vampires poop. so long, season one!

FINALLY we get the cordelia-centric episode we've all been waiting for. in this episode of the podcast, we ask the questions: how is cordelia so amazing? how does angel style his hair if he can't see his reflection? why is marcy so extra?? all these and more may or may not be answered on this episode of buffyspeak!

on this week's episode we discuss our own personal nightmares, the continued lack of xander development, and we find out the definitive student death count for sunnydale high! WHY DO PEOPLE STILL GO THERE??

in this week's episode we continue to lament sunnydale high's incredibly disheartening death count, talk about what kind of person a dummy might have been as a human, and discuss caroline's dreams featuring cartoon villains that probably require therapy.

WE'RE JACKED IN

despite a lengthy and rage-inducing fight with garageband, we're here!! in this re-record of episode 7, we talk in depth about the three's accents, colin's bowl cut, and sprite.

in this episode, we discuss xander's questionable character choices, how joss whedon treats women, and mourn flutie. rip in peace flutie.

in our shortest and most off-topic episode to date, we discuss our own first dates, pita pit, and occasionally this episode of buffy.

in this episode, "teacher's pet" we tackle cheese sticks, product placement, and the rules for being an angel.

we're BACK!! join us as we discuss episode 103, "the witch" as well as breaking bad (??) and brownies.

we jump right into it as the first episode of buffyspeak commences. we cover caroline's first impressions, weird names, and blue velvet blazers.