We Love To Watch

A thing came from the treeline. At first we thought it was just some drunk who got lost in the backwoods, so we tried not to look. But he came right for us. Right for us. And he got Aaron. Right on his arm. We managed to get away - the guy was slow, clumsy - but Aaron's not responding. So it looks like Marcus Jones of Crushed Celluloid/Jean-Pod Van Damme is going to have to step up and take control. This week, We Love to Watch, will talk NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, one of the most important horror movies of all time. What more needs to be said? We're joined by the multi-talented Ethan Warren - author, playwright, filmmaker, and all-around Good Boy. Here's his site: http://ethanrawarren.com/ And here's the site for his upcoming film: http://www.westofherfilm.com/ You can find us on Stitcher, TuneIn, Soundcloud, or if you hold the bunny ears juuuust right on an old battered television.

For our Spooktacular Spooktober Special, Aaron & Pete will discuss... a video game? In a WLTW first, we'll be discussing the original Resident Evil game (well, actually the 2002 remake), the script that George A. Romero tried to get made adapting that, and the Paul W.S. Anderson adaptation we actually got. Would George have done the original more justice? has the game gotten a decent adaptation yet? You can find us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, and on your official Umbrella Corporation password-encrypted computer.

We are sad to report that Slugfest has passed away, at the ripe old age of four weeks. This recording is the last time Aaron and Peter will speak in the language of the gods, The Slugfest voice. In lieu of flowers, please listen to our episode on David Cronenberg's Shivers. You can find us on ITunes, Google Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, heading to the city to infect the residents, and Soundcloud.

Episode two of Hey Vern, it's a Podcast is out now, and this week we're joined by WLTW co-host, Aaron Armstrong.  This is Aaron's first Ernest movie, and let's just say he's not impressed. Can Marcus and Pete convince Aaron to live, laugh, and love Ernest P. Worrell? Or will our mighty heroes fall to the tyranny of a bad opinion haver? Tune in to find out!

Aaron and Pete continue SLUGFEST with James Gunn's SLITHER, a sluggy zombie movie about a toxic relationship and the collateral damage it causes when an alien gets involved. We're proud to welcome Morgan Runice, who wants to plug this fun project below: https://www.patreon.com/clarissavandell You can find us on Stitcher, Tunein, iTunes, and in the mass-consciousness of an alien slug race.

Slugfest 2017 rocks on with 1986's NIGHT OF THE CREEPS! If you think I'm doing the Slugfest voice as I type this out, brother, you are right on the money. Listen to this episode while you can; next year, all of Slugfest is going to be in the Slugest voice. One of us is going to end up hospitalized. You can find us on ITunes, Stitcher, Google Music, Soundcloud, exploding out of Tom Atkins' skull, and TuneIn.

Sluggin' makes me feel good! This week, Aaron & Pete go ahead and kick off Spooktober and SLUGFEST 2017 with a kind of obvious start: Slugs, by Juan Piquer Simon. Mutated slugs are eating up a small American town, and the only people that can stop them are a sanitation worker and a health inspector. City workers: are they the real heroes? Please, look elsewhere for the answer than here. You can find us on iTunes, Stitcher, TuneIN, Soundcloud, or at your local mall.

Another pilot project by the We Love to Watch Network in association with the Crushed Celluloid Network! Marcus Jones and Pete Moran take on one Ernest movie and one Ernest show per episode. The ultimate battle: our nostalgia for this lovable doofus versus our knowledge that this is all very very stupid.

The year is 1982. Thermonuclear war between the Russians and the Americans could happen at any minute. The USSR has developed a stealth fighter that's faster and better than anything the US has, and listen to this: it fires bombs by thought. Seems like a dramatically terrible idea, but the US wants it anyway. And Clint Eastwood is the only one who can get it. We're joined by Joseph Finn, in the 5 Timer Club! http://joeseesmovies.blogspot.com/ We're on Soundcloud, iTunes, Stitcher, Tunein, and directly uploaded to your brain (only available in Russian).

Oh hai, WLTW fans! The Great Podcast Council of Haidoggy decreed that all movie podcasts must cover 2006's The Room at some point. Little did we know that deliverer of our fate would be our good friend Andrew Daar during the holiest of months: Guest Request Month. For the sky opened, and Andrew spoketh, and yay, we have heard the call. We can found on ITunes, Stitcher, TuneIn, Google Play, being flung over the side of the roof by our best friend, and Soundcloud.

The guests don't stop coming, the requests don't stop coming, the guest request month can't stop, won't stop, and the inevitable march of time comes to take us all. The Guest: Liz Lerner The Request: A fucking crazy ass movie that you've probably never heard of called Urge from 2016. The movie is on Amazon Prime. Watch it! You can find other episodes of We Love to Watch, sometimes about movies you've heard of, on Stitcher, ITunes, TuneIn, Google Play, delivered in a suitcase by the Red Bastard and then vaped, and Soundcloud.

We kick off Guest Request Month with both a guest and a request! The guest: Three-time returning champion Bridgett Taylor The request: 1990's Pump Up the Volume It's about high school and feeling isolated and we. get. into. it. Check out Bridgett's Friday night radio show at http://www.royaltonradio.org You can find us on ITunes, Stitcher, Google Play, Soundcloud, on a pirate radio station while Christian Slater jerks off, and TuneIn.

In the late 70s, Wes Craven set out to make a grungy horror movie in the California desert. What he came out with was a bona-fied classic. 3 decades later, he decides to team up with a "hot young director" in Alexandre Aja to remake the movie. Did Aja and Craven top the original movie? Tune in to find out. We're available on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Tunein, and a broken old CB radio in the corner of your shanty.

Our month on killer rednecks, KILLBILLIES VOL. 2, hikes on with the horror-comedy TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL! Two good ol' boys are heading to their summer home/fixer-upper, and run afoul of a bunch of douchebag teens and Allison, a nice teen. Through comic mishaps, the teens and the boys both think they're hunting each other. We're joined by Carrie N., filmmaker, archival researcher, and all around not a murderer. Find her work below! https://www.amazon.com/Long-Strange-Trip/dp/B072HHSYTQ/?ref=dvm_us_dl_sl_go_ast%7Cc_201269419629_m_iFVjSBUd-dm_s__&gclid=Cj0KCQjwierMBRCHARIsAHl9i4HQDiZtsQxV5NCl8trOLs_cdPtgi9j0rR2VgeuLyQiYJDedSty-HnMaAtR4EALw_wcB https://vimeo.com/carolynnelson You can find us on Soundcloud, Stitcher, Tunein, iTunes, and on an old gramaphone in the corner of that creepy old cabin.

We Love To Watch Presents... Pod's Not Dead! Hey WLTW fans, Peter and Aaron recorded a pilot with frequent WLTW guests, Rick Kelley and Liz Lundberg around movies made by Christians, for Christians. There's more details on the show, as to the concept and how we plan to cover these movies. For now, this is just a pilot, but let us know what you think! We just might make more of these... We Love To Watch resumes next week with Tucker and Dale VS. Evil with Carrie N.

For our second week of KILLBILLIES PART DEUX, we tackle a movie that should really be called HavingABlastHouse: Tobe Hooper's 1981 film, THE FUNHOUSE. Why we having such a jolly good time at the laugh-a-minute house? That's because we're joined by Fun Brothers themselves, Dustin and Adam Koski. Psst...lean in. We have fun. But do you want to have a really good time? Why don't you head over to Amazon dot com and buy Dustin and Adam's book: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01EOA96EM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1502333601&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=dustin+and+adam+koski&dpPl=1&dpID=51Z8fkB85pL&ref=plSrch If you want to hear more of Aaron and Pete, you can find us on ITunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, contorted to fit in a mine cart, and TuneIn.

We kick off KILLBILLIES Vol. 2, our redneck killer hillbilly month, by going international with our killbillies! Australia's Greg McLean directed an outback horror drama and introduced the world to Mick Taylor, the terrifying opposite of Crocodile Dundee. A charmer and a killer in one, Mick Taylor went on to lead a franchise - and we talk about how weird that is. Amanda Lett joins us again! You can hear us on iTunes, Stitcher, Tunein, or deep in the running whine of a chainsaw.

I could sleep. I could sleep. When I mined on Mars, is there a ghost in my cave? My caaaaavvvvveeeeeeee.... We wrap up Carping About Carpenter Month with the definitive answer: Yes. But we couldn't have done it without the help of Marcus Jones from www.crushedcelluloid.com You can find us on ITunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, a dust cloud waiting to posses your ears, and TuneIn.

In our next entry about CARPING ABOUT CARPENTER, Snake is BACK, and this time, he surfs! In the controversial sequel to Escape from New York, Snake is again tasked with going into a prison city to recover something - this time, a doomsday weapon in the hands of an international terrorist. We're joined by Tom Peeler, of Sycamore Street studios, and of the YouTube series Mise en Game. https://www.sycamoreststudios.com/ You can find us on iTunes, Stitcher, Tunein, or your own personal hologram devices.

This is a message from the year 2017. You still have time. You can change things. By hitting play on this podcast. You can stop the anti-WLTW. If you do, you will be treated to the second week of Carping About Carpenter, and the movie PRINCE OF DARKNESS. The guest? Eric Galliani. The hosts? Sure. Can't get rid of them. They're like an infestation. And don't forget to check out Eric's production company, www.invertedlands.com You can check us out at Soundcloud, ITunes, TuneIn, hidden inside a homeless man delivering a message of doom, and Stitcher.