Roses And Thorns

This episode is a long one because we've got thoughts about it, especially the Tayshia and Ivan talk that will undoubtedly go down in Bachelor Nation history. 

Since the producers of The Bachelorette can't seem to figure out how to fit a group data, a one-on-one, another group date, and a rose ceremony into a single episode, we pick up on the second group date of Tayshia's first full week with these men.

It's all finally happening -- Tayshia's the Bachelorette, Biden's going to be president. For this brief moment, everything feels little bit more ok in the world...

Look, I just don't know how to describe this episode besides complete and utter lunacy. It's just one wild moment or statement after the next.

From Yosef accidentally sending an explicit snap to the wrong person to our theories on how the Clare/Dale relationship got where it, we cover it all! 

Look, we don't normally have butt-related titles, but when it's appropriate... In this episode, we get into #promgate, Clare's ability to ruin an evening, Jason's therapy session, consent in nudity, and our surprising new opinion of Bennett. Well, and of course, the etymology of butthole.

The long-awaiting Bachelorette premiere is finally here! Clare's got 31 men who seemingly all have real jobs and are willing to spend 2 weeks in solitary confinement in order to date her, which means they have dedication and patience. Listen as we recap the limo entrances and first night conversations, and as Kelly get real worked up about that butt in a box...

It's FINALLY almost time for this quarantined season of The Bachelorette! We've got a sneak peek of the men to expect on Clare's season (and Tayshia? right??), starting Tuesday, October 13!

We did it! We made it through Jason Mesnick's season AND BEYOND. Take an adventure with us through the absolutely zonkatronic wedding episode where we visit the most romantic place on Earth (hint: it's in Las Vegas) and Bachelor producers refuse to acknowledge weather exists! Plus we get updates on Stephanie, Jillian, Melissa, Jason and Molly. Buckle in!

Melissa definitely knew that this was going to happen, but did Molly? We may never know.

It's the finale! Jason finally chooses the wrong person to propose to.

It's the most (wrong: least) dramatic Women Tell All, ever!

It's Fantasy Suites week, y'all! And Jason is ready with his 10 best pairs of embroidered jeans. 

It's hometowns week already! And because it seems that we're in a time before this show was so heavily produced, it actually goes pretty smoothly! It's the least dramatic hometowns ever.

Buckle your seat-belts and get out your cameras because we're about to take you on a tour of Seattle. On your left, you'll see where Ryan got Legos from Santa. On the right, you'll see the ferris wheel floating away from the city...

Wake-up Bachelor Nation because there's a new Bachelorette in town, and her name is Tayshia Freakin' Adams. Clare didn't need 10 weeks to find love, so Tayshia's taking over and starting her own journey.   Oh, and we recap another week of Jason's season, too.

We're still time travelling back to Jason Mesnick's season. And seriously, please join us -- you don't need to watch Sean Lowe's recap AGAIN #BachelorGOAT. We'd love for you to listen. We enjoy being liked; we have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like our need to be praised.

Continuing our recap of Jason Mesnick's season, we find ourselves in a time of Bachelor nation before drink limits, so the drama should be *chef's kiss*

We're back and as hilarious as ever (we think so at least)! We couldn't wait for some real Bachelor content, so we've decided to recap Jason Mesnick's season, which you can find on Netflix if you want to watch along with us! Sure, we all know the ending, but we're still along for the ride.

Wow, it's been a long time! We recap what's been going on in Bachelor Nation for the past 2+ months, including season updates, relationships, Hannah's use of the n-word, Black Lives Matter, and babies!  In this update, I tell what Hannah Brown has been doing to educate herself. Here are the works I reference: White Fragility by Robin DiAngelo, Why I'm No Longer Talking to White People About Race by Reni Eddo-Lodge, 16196 (a podcast from the New York Times, and videos by Jane Elliot, Brian Stevenson, and Ta-Nehisi Coates.