Speakbeasty: A Fantastic Beasts Podcast By Mugglenet.com

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Listener guest host Sam joins us! → "We have some feelings..." → The Phoenix Register: Buckle up, everyone. TITLE REVEAL! → Tina is DEFINITELY a pigeon.  → Deus ex Frank? → Philosopher's Stone is almost of age in the Wizarding World. → Where is the Resurrection Stone? → "He's like a sexy Ulysses S Grant." → The Nagini Theory. → "It's more of a love rhombus." → No more Seraphina treatment, please. → Beasty squad cosplay at NYCC 2018? → We get critical, but only out of love. → "Well, he's got great lederhosen..." → The Newt Case: The Loveland Frogman! → The Demofrogan! → The Ohio tourism department should hire us. Podcast Question: What are your thoughts on the new image released and the title, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → "We're still here..." → Terrible impressions abound. → The Phoenix Register: Newt's book release! → Pierre is a Snallygaster CONFIRMED. → "And that's what you missed on BEASTS." → "I WISH Merlin was in Cursed Child." → The movie should end on the Island of Misfit Toys. → Lots of Karl Marx, apparently. → That Deathly Hallows symbol is EVERYWHERE. → Dumbledore sold the Elder Wand at a yard sale. → Can you transfigure wands? → The Swooping Evil is master of the Elder Wand! → "Spells don't go through clothes." → The Time-Turner: Berlin in the late 20's. → What accent is that anyway? Podcast Question: Do you think Grindelwald wanted all three Hallows, or just one?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Amy joins us as a host! → Claire and Ariel have some announcements. → "The Phoenix Register": Newt's travel application! → "He gotta deliver that book!" → We're not a "Back to the Future" podcast → “We’ll talk the Barebones about it...no?” → Is it hard to compare Hogwarts and Ilvermorny on purpose? → More new words for Muggle? → SO MANY NEW CHARACTERS. → "He was on the decline because of evil." → Are we in for another Dobby? → Is the purple heron is a red herring? → "The Time-Turner": The first flight from NYC to Paris! → French aviators be fancy. → "He saw ghosts in the cockpit." Podcast Question: What are your character theories based on all the new details released?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Welcome to new host, Aurelia! → The Phoenix Register: Uhm, Dan Fogler's instagram? → "We're killing you, but you're gonna have fun!" → Will the death potion be important later? → What was the point of the Ilvermorny stories? → Mont Saint-Michel, magical or nah? → But can the Dursley's swim? → Does Grindelwald talk over French wizard prison? → Is the French Ministry at Versailles? → The Newt Case: The Graoully Dragon! → "They did NOT like this dragon." → "Going to France? Don't forget your Bishop and a cross." → Dragon hunting field trip, anyone? → ALL the fandom crossovers. Podcast Question: Do you think Mont Saint-Michel could be in Fantastic Beasts 2, and if so, what could it be?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Welcome Haley to the show! → "The Phoenix Register": Filming scenes at Hogwarts? → Apparently, we STILL need more Graves. → We want to see Nicolas Flamel. → "Look at this shiny rock I got!" → Does Grindelwald want the Philosopher's Stone? → "That's a pretty rock, but OLIVER WOOD!" → "Not with my pastries!" → Too many baguettes. → Giant baby Madame Maxime. → "So Veelas are okay because the patriarchy?" → "I wonder if Newt likes bananas." → "The Newt Case": The Golden Snidget! → #JusticeForSnidgets PODCAST QUESTION: Who of the characters we discussed would you like to see in Paris in the second film, and would you classify Veela as beings or beasts?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → #NoFanShaming → Jude-ception. → Grindelwald is Mrs. Norris. → "So you're gay, right?" → "That poor little chicken nugget..." → David Bowie the singing Bowtruckle. → A Fantastic Beasts theme park? → We NEED Jacob's bakery. → Ride a boat with Newt! → "I'm gonna buy that cup!" → The Time-Turner: Josephine Baker! → "I wonder if Newt likes bananas?" → The Newt Case: The Tailypo! → A scary story with Michael... PODCAST QUESTION: If they added a Fantastic Beasts portion to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, what would you want to see?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → 10 years later? → The Phoenix Register: Sasqueenie! → The great mystery of Diskid... → Grindelwald is basically Count Olaf. → "Welcome to my big gay circus!" → "He's a broken wizard..." → "How about NO ONE DIES?!" → In stories, death has to mean something. → Credence will be saved by Chocolate Frogs. → Will Dumbledore become a mentor to Credence? → "You ruined my circus time!" → The Time-Turner: Beauxbatons! → Adventures with Credence and his French boyfriend. → The Newt Case: The Obscurus! → "SNAPE'S HAIR IS AN OBSCURUS!" → Getting on a boat—REMIX! PODCAST QUESTION: Do you think Credence and Dumbledore will interact in the next films? If so, how?  

This time on SpeakBeasty: → We’ve got the answers to the universe. → “Mary Grandpre is the OG.” → Manticores on Chopped? → “Did I need it? Nope. Did I buy it? Yep.” → Alfonso Croissant, our newest Niffler. → Secret magic circus tents. → “THIS. But with WANDS.” → Why must women work twice as hard to prove themselves? → If only Tina could punch us in the face… → “He’s just BUSY.” → The Indiana Jones of teeth. → Hermione… Mother of House Elves. → The Time-Turner: More historical Wizard Cards! → Mirabella Plunkett. WOMP. → The Newt Case: Fairies! → Fairy dolphin people are a thing. PODCAST QUESTION: Do you think Tina has a narrative advantage over Hermione because she is the main character’s love interest?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Alison's finally on an episode! → The Phoenix Register: New illustrated Fantastic Beasts covers!→ Because yes, you need more copies... → Who's dressed in a filly tutu?! → Have we seen the last of the Shaws? → Casting announcements! → J.K. Rowling can do better. #RepresentationMatters → Name etymologies for days! → "We learned it from the twitter." → Fantastic... feasts? → Did Grindelwald start a gang in jail? → Does Newt know about the hallows? → "It's the camping all over again!" → The Time-Turner: Circuses and the 1920s! → It wasn't always acrobatics... → The Newt Case: The Sphinx! → "They eat themselves or jump off a cliff."   PODCAST QUESTION: What do you think of the new casting news and plot details that were released?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → It's SpeakBeasty: The Musical!  → The Phoenix Register: The Teen Choice Awards!  → Lots of nominated beasts.  → Harry Potter turns 20.  → Could Newt's story have survived without Harry's?  → "It's AcoroMANtula, not AcromanTULa."  → Severus Weasley and Cinderella Black?  → "It was I who dropped the piano!"  → Ron vs Jacob: "They're both fluffy bunnies."  → UNCLE JACOB?!  → The SpeakBeasty strudel cleanse.  → We decided on the topic of episode 240...  → YES YES NO.  → "Six shots and a brain exploder."  → Gnarlak Jerkbutt!  → The Time-Turner: Michael's Wizard Cards!  → Norvel Twonk and the Barry Manilow of vampires...  → The Newt Case: We gonna talk about Sasquatch.  → Sasquatch needs a Teen Choice award. PODCAST QUESTION: What other famous historical witches and wizards from Jo's canon do you think we'll see in the films?  

This time on SpeakBeasty: → The Phoenix Register: The screenplay is done!→ Go get cast in the movie! → "Yates don't care!" → Rolf took after grandpa. → Why wasn't Newt a person of color? → More sister dynamic please! → Alohobeasty? Speakmora! → "But mom, I'm gonna go see pretty animals!" → Newt goes Into the Woods. → We venture into fan-ficy territory. → Newt as a father figure to Credence? → "Or what if there was a bakery?" → The Time-Turner: History of Father's Day! → "It's not about cards and candy..." → The Newt Case: The Acromantula! → "Spiders can't be trusted." → "WAIT! Guuuuuyyyyssss." Podcast Question: What kind of relationship will Newt and Theseus have?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → We're LIVE at MISTI-Con! → What would Newt's boggart be? → Everything is Graves... → Uncle Newt?! → Obama DEFINITELY knew about wizards. → We want more wizard schools! → Hogwarts study abroad? → What was Grindelwald's motivation. → Credence is an atomic bomb. → The manipulation of Credence is the saddest. → Horcruxes vs obscurials. → We've traded in Hamilton for Moana. → Jo's great at her psychological metaphors. → The movies should end with the Billywig.

This time on SpeakBeasty: → "We've been here before..." → The Phoenix Register: CDs are here to make us feel old.→ "For sure and seven years ago." → Send Ariel graduation smash cakes. → Every permutation of 19 years later... → Johnny Depp feels lucky, but do we? → How we relate to Harry and Newt is different, but the same. → Casual reminder that Jo isn't a casting director. → Cursed what? Cursed who? → "Theseus, Theseus, Theseussss!" → Filch is here to sweep and be angry. → The Time-Turner: Heroes of the 20s & 30s! → Mary Poppins is a Time Lady. → The Newt Case: The nundu!→ "The most lethal-gonna-kill-ya beast." → "That is quite some halitosis." → Fantastic Beasts and the Return of Frank. PODCAST QUESTION: Do you think Newt was, is, or will be a "better protagonist" than Harry?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Guest hosts, galore! → The Phoenix Register: Newt's patronus?! → Is the patronus Leta? Tina's hat? Graves? → Discount Buckbeak and Baby Groot. → "Don't say magic is the reason!" → Callum Turner as Thesues? → Jo still doesn't know how to math. → Theseus is in ALL the Houses! → "Salazar Slytherin was kind of an a-hole." → "Legit wizard, or nah?" → Were Leta and Theseus friends? → The Time-Turner: Germany leading up to WWII. → History is scary, sometimes. → The Newt Case: The Brazilian caipora! → "Here! I lit your cigar, now go away!" PODCAST QUESTION: Which House do you think Theseus was in and why?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → "Long ago, the four hosts lived in harmony..." → The Phoenix Register: We have our Dumbledore! → Rogue One: A Graves Story? → "I want FULL Jude Law." → "BEARD HIM UP!"→ "Screw wands! Time for fisticuffs!"→ Dumbledore's queerness matters. → What will Dumbledore's timeline be like? → Dumbledore = Luke Skywalker? → "I loved you once. Now I don't. Prepare to die." → Will Aberforth show up in the series? → We're accidentally a Star Wars podcast today. → The Time-Turner: Gays in Paris! → Oscar Wilde and Dumbledore would be a great couple.→ The Newt Case: The phoenix! → Did Newt give Fawkes to Dumbledore? → Ewan McGregor should play Hedwig's grandma. PODCAST QUESTION: Jude Law as Dumbledore—beard or no beard? Tell us why or why not!

This time on SpeakBeasty: → The Phoenix Register: The DVD is OFFICIALLY here! → The inside of Newt's case is actually a Target. → Schrödinger's fantastic beast? → Ariel impressions. → Why some scenes hit the cutting room floor. → WE WANT BLOOPERS! → Grindelwald will be defeated by a tea kettle to the head. → Is the Elder Wand in Boise? → Dan Stevens is a fantastic beast. *wink* → IT EATS MOONCALVES?!? → Get your own niffler named Pastries! → The Time-Turner: The Great Depression in the USA! → "The Great Depression started in America, as all great things do..." → The Newt Case: The Bunyip! → EVERYTHING'S a Bunyip!

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Hayley's back to guest host!→ The Phoenix Register: DVDs, audiobooks, and a new introduction!→ Why was Newt's best line cut from the film? → What's left to be declassified?→ Mercy Lewis and Deliverance Dane were REAL. → Moldy Voldy's three headed horcrux?→ Did Dumbledore write for wizarding BuzzFeed?→ Shout out to Boise.→ We could all use some wakey-up brew... → #BasicWitch → Dorcus strikes again! → The Time-Turner: Paris during World War II! → How will pre-WWI Paris affect Newt's next adventure?→ The Newt Case: The Quintaped!→ 5 out of 5 Moms agree: do not go near this beast. → "Two households, both alike in magic!" → Will Newt sing at the Moulin Rouge? PODCAST QUESTION: How much effect do you think the muggle world events will have on Newt's story in the wizarding world?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → Guest host Steph is back!→ The Phoenix Register: THE WIZARDING WORLD WON AN OSCAR!→ Awkward editing is awkward. → "Hi, I'm Grindy!" → Mary-Lou, a barebones character. EYY. → Origins of the Salem Witches Institute!→ "You can't magic with us."→ We know who knows...→ The Time-Turner: Salem Witch Trials 2.0! → "It was a bad time to be a Sarah..." → DO NOT try witches cakes. → It's hard out here for a witch.→ Never trust a Batholomew...→ The Newt Case: The Runespoor!→ We're basically a 90s sitcom. → Is it a patronus, though? → Magical cones of shame. PODCAST QUESTION: Do you think the real events of the Salem Witch Trials validate or take away from J.K. Rowling's explanation of the Second Salemers?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → And now, the weather...→ The Phoenix Register: Fantastic Beasts won a BAFTA!→ Give the coats an Oscar.→ Porpentina Esther Goldstein. → Is Newt an orphan? → "It's Harry Potter. Everyone is dead."→ What's the deal with Tina's locket?→ "It all connects back to Legos." → Tina takes on Grindelwald. NBD.→ Graves is Barb from Stranger Things. → "Hop on a ship and follow him!"→ Leta's like, "I'm gay."→ The Time-Turner: The Statue of Liberty!→ She stands for more than you thought she did.→ The Newt Case: The White River Monster of Arkansas!→ Magical alligator, snapping turtle, or elephant seal?

This time on SpeakBeasty: → This episode is 30, flirty, and thriving.→ "The Phoenix Register": Audio books & DVD releases!→ We're in love with the Ilvermorny song.→ Ariel speaks Thunderbird.→ Might we see Nicholas Flamel in the films? → Too many Jasons.→ Who should play Theseus? Ed Sheeran or Jennifer Garner?→ Queenie is basically everything.→ Did she keep her Legilimency a secret at school? → Is there a Fantastic Beasts version of My Immortal yet?→ Next movie, we want more Ilvermorny!→ “The Time-Turner”: A 1926 apocalypse?!→ Thank a priest in Scotland for War of the Worlds.→ "The Newt Case": The Antipodean Opaleye!→ Snarkiest segment yet brought to you by Eleanor.