Frankly Speaking With Mere B

The boys take David's jet to Las Vegas, host an Elvis fan club on the lawn, move into the pool house, and throw a tribute concert. David tows Brody's car to Arizona, bricks the doorways to the boys' bedrooms, and sells their stuff at a yard sale. Celine Dion, David Hasselhoff, Cheech Marin, Dick Van Dyke, Brooke Shields, and Alan Thicke make appearances. Frank and Meredith give up.

David instructs the household staff not to take care of the boys anymore, so Brody and Spencer hire their own chef and maids.

David kicks back to relax and watch a movie only to discover that the boys have borrowed the film to host a drive-in on the front lawn.

Brandon and Brody throw a wild party at the house and David has a fit. He tells them it's time to grow up, closes their account at Nobu, shuts off their credit cards, and demands they start paying rent. The boys respond by having a bikini car wash in the driveway to raise money.

Kelly works produces a video for DKNY that shoots "street style" around Manhattan, Skinner and Andrew pose as an engaged couple and go cake tasting, and the staff throws Kelly a surprise birthday party at The Carlyle Hotel.

Kelly looks for new clients in LA, "a goldmine for lifestyle branding," Robin interviews possible replacements for Serrano, Skinner spends quality time with her boyfriend, and Frank and Meredith struggle to remember how to podcast.

People's Revolution is short staffed and struggling to make ends meet. Andrew throws an Addams Family themed dinner party, Serrano fantasizes about quitting, Kelly harasses a young waiter, and Robin goes on a date.

The senior staff say goodbye to London and Kelly says goodbye to her "very European type of relationship." Emily works on an event for a consignment store, Serrano goes on a blind date, and Skinner melts down.

Fashion Week is over, but People's Revolution is still a "fashion sweatshop." The incompetent staff get fired, the senior staff travel to London, and the junior staff binge on baked goods and try to hold things together.

People's Revolution scrambles after "a wackadoo flip of a bitch" happens. Emily clashes with a cocky designer, Kelly mothers some beautiful young models, and Voorhees manages to mess up a press release, invitations, and images.

The Fashion Week drama continues and "it's time for somebody to get lashed." The staff bicker over postage stamps, the interns fail to assemble gift bags properly, a model falls during a presentation, and a client is not impressed with People's Revolution.

It's Fashion Week and Kelly is playing for "blood motherf-cking keeps." People's Revolution produces a show at Bryant Park and nearly falls apart over an RSVP list, famous escort Ashley Dupré stops by the office, and the stressed-out staff consider pharmaceutical help.

Audrina buys a new house, Lo moves in with her boyfriend, Stephanie enters a new relationship, Kristin says goodbye to LA and to Brody, and Frank and Meredith say goodbye to The Hills.

Lauren says goodbye to The Hills, Spencer continues his apology tour, Heidi gets her princess wedding, and Frank and Meredith finish season 5.

Stephanie runs into Kelly, Heidi dives headfirst into bridehood, Lauren debates attending the wedding, and Spencer apologizes for the first time ever.

Lauren fires Stephanie by blaming Kelly, Audrina works on a music video, Spencer meets his future cowboy-in-law, and Heidi gets a new piece of jewelry.

Stephanie further proves her professional incompetence, Justin confronts Audrina about her night with Brody, and Heidi takes care of the Stacie problem.

Heidi and Spencer return to couples therapy, Audrina and Brody fail to cover their tracks, Jayde becomes everyone's hero, and Frank and Meredith make an announcement.

Heidi and Spencer turn to the Bible, the girls crash the boys' trip to Hawaii, and Audrina makes a play for Brody.

Stephanie fails to impress Kelly Cutrone, Heidi and Spencer start couples therapy, and Frank and Meredith ring in the new year.