Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

A thankaroo from us to you. It’s been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say “Thamk Yuo” While you’re here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to: Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get … Continue reading HKIPGTD State Of The Union 2019

It’s almost 2019, and it’s time to reflect on the very normal year we’ve had, and turn our eyes forward to the very normal year to come. It’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! How much will Sam personally donate to fund the border wall? Which politician’s fetish will become public knowledge next year? … Continue reading 049 – One Point Seven Dollars

Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the … Continue reading 048 – Mom Boot Goofin’

Another week in hell, folks! Or should I say two weeks because the Americans had their fake November Thanksgiving last week and non-Americans like the one editing and writing this description were working. This week the gang talks Tungle.hell, GamesDoneQuick, Laura Loomer’s four hour tantrum and the fact that climate change will kill us all. … Continue reading 047 – ZOBONEMAFOO

Sam and Sara are drift compatible and piloting a big podcast robot as a two person team this week, and what a week it was. Talking points include: evil internet companies, an impromptu game of movie ball, the wacky president’s new weird thing he said, Jim Acosta – Kung Fu master, Sony steals a thing … Continue reading 046 – Have you heard of Mario?

The young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk’s (alleged) spending habits, RBG’s recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise … Continue reading 045 – 1 Download = 1 Prayer

In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl’s corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief’s suit jerks … Continue reading 044 – List of Good Shapes

Let’s just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It’s Halloween though, kind of, so that’s something! In the spirit … Continue reading 043 – A Very Sharp Katana

We’re getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of … Continue reading 042 – Donald Trump’s Oral Promise

We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus … Continue reading 041 – Big Dick Synergy

Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon … Continue reading 040 – BKIPGTD

Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym. Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk … Continue reading 039 – Antz (1998 Film)

This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! … Continue reading 038 – Thanks for Nothing, Cardi B

What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe … Continue reading 037 – 50 First Bowls of Chili

This episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he’ll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional. Featuring: … Continue reading 036 – McCain Drinking A 40 In The Death Basket

Here in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We’re extremely … Continue reading 035 – Reach Into Your Local Trade Union

Topics of discussion include: Pokemon, nihilism, the ethics of liking Rick and Morty and of course, Looker the cat. Featuring Eden, Sam and Matt. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

CW: discussion of transphobic violence towards children from 20:00-24:33 The Canada Gang + Patrick sit down this week to discuss all sorts of wonderful (read: terrible) things going on in the world, such as: Elon’s Wild Ride, Nazi’s try and fail to organize again, The first major-party transgender gubernatorial candidate in US history, Our funny … Continue reading 034 – Literally About A Dog

Happy Space Force! All the hosts on this week met in person last weekend, and they all lived! Now the gamers are back and they get into the important stuff like space force, Saudi Arabia threatening to do a 9/11, old video games, space force and a dating app that really screwed the pooch. Featuring Lauren, … Continue reading 033 – Our Man’s Sky