Two Crows Podcast

TwoCrowsS3E01 - WE ARE BACK for 2019!! Crows JLT1, AFLX, AFLW and is 666 the devil's number, or just another AFL rule change? Ali and Ant hit the ground running in their Season 3.0!! In Episode 1 we cover: JLT1 - we analyse the Crows v Pear scorching encounter in Port Pirie  - Ant gets excited The Spectacle the was AFLX Is 666 the devils number, or just another AFL rule change? we have a look at some of the changes NEW SKIT "WATT's the Vibe" - Ali's spirit animal has left radio for the digital world, so she searches "high" and low for new material... luckily she didn't have to look very far at all.  AFLW - Crows vs North - The women took on the unbeaten Roos in a ripping encounter. the joy is BACK! JLT2 - Crows v Giants - Potential team changes for the game AFLW - Crows v Giants - Potential team changes and Ali rues missing an opportunity to use the term "Giant Twin" Whats to come from Two Crows Footy in a huge 2019 aka Season 3.0 Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, fol

TwoCrowsEp25 Footy Fix - Draft and Trade Special Edition aka #InHaggisWeTrust or Death-riding Carlton part two! We are back for one last Poddy for 2018! We dissect the draft and trade period as we marvel at Haggis, Reidy, Binuk, Kieron, Fages, Pykey and the amazing AFC recruiters for an A+ job! Pick swaps and holy tent city, we have Carltons First AND Second round picks next year!! Let that sink in.  We look at Holy Haggis Quadrant - What the recruiting team look for when recruiting for our great club.  One Mc out and two Mc's in! We go through each of the draftees from Chayce Jones and rookie picks through to Jordon "Seymour" Butts, looking at their "weapons" and compare them to the holy quadrant. We add some much needed speed, aggression, tackling and body pressure, foot skills, class, agility, leap, intercept marking, hand balling through the eye of a moving needle...  Ali gets to use more Simpson quotes, Ant is preparing himself for the onslaught  How long before Flanders McHenry gets suspended? T

TwoCrowsEp24 Footy Fix – aka Are contracts like hearts, meant to be broken? Or Two more Tommy Duuudes vs Flimsy McMoney Ali’s Captain in waiting Tommy la da dum do da dee da day Doedee Doedeesigns on for 2 more and we are pumped!! Rumours of CEY’s signature abound We complete our Coaching Panel for 2019– Marty Mattner, Michael Godden and Matty Wright. Ant gets concerned we might be too defensive next year, Ali gets defensive about that. Trade Rumours Flimsy McMoney wants to go because his belief in the clubs direction has failed – and he wants to go to CARLTON (insert laughter here), but we still manage 16 MASSIVE signings for the year?? Colin Young appears to be flimsy with the truth. NOT BRAD! NOT BOOGIE! Brownlow snoozefest– Congrats Tom Mitchell The GF apparently is this weekend – who wins? Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

TwoCrowsEp23 - FOOTY FIX - Post Season Review in Song?? 99 Problems, but a Mitch ain't one! What worked, what didnt -  we examine our players and our game plan.  List Management - Going, Going....Gone Season Review via Song - Ali couldnt express how she was feeling via interpretive dance, so she has given her season review of Crows Management, Players, High Performance Staff and the baying Media... via song! Changes for next year - Ant gives his thoughts on the needed changes to our game plan and style How many reasons are there now for Mitch McGovern wanting to leave? - We keep the counter ticking over on the medias dartboard process.  Trade and Draft - When, What and Who Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast    

TwoCrowsEp22 Crows vs Caaaarlton aka Mitch Switch or Witches hats are fun! The Crows round out their dissapointingly crappy season with a training run against witches hats to get the highest score for any team this year and give Caaarlton a new addition to their history books. We reveiw the game and give our 3,2,1 The human candle, aka "The Big Easy" finally makes his debut and kicks an absolute cracker for his first goal in AFL.  Lil Bull finally gets his first ever career goal and we finally have the big question answered... What does Pykey look like when he smiles? Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers - Poort Pear - LOL....AGAIN!!!  Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole! - Sam Manure loses his Collective Mind....again..and STILL flogging a Dead Horse. Collective Minds Presser - Media smash Tex Power Stance which is bigger news than player failing a drug test?  Twitter users concerned for Kane Cornes welfare as he has gone missing again after ANOTHER Power failure  Sidebar - Pick a Prime Minister, any P

TwoCrowsEp21 Crows Vs Kangaroos - Crows get a win over the Roos but Ali and Ant are still hopping mad! Crows spoil Ali and Ants Draft Party by winning against the Kangaroos. We still celebrate the win (Eddies mark....and Seeds almost mark..) Our 3,2,1  Milera Magic and Dudes gets collared Movers shakers Tankers and Fakers LOL's all round - We laugh at the Pear.....again! Brett Burton assures us "everything is awesome" Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits Around the Traps, Injury lists and teams for this weekend Get your TIPS out for the final round  Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

TwoCrows Ep20 – Crows vs Giants aka Put a fork in us we are DONE! or Off to the DRAFT we go!! Intro Song…That’s all folks! Finally the media can stop, its done, finished, kaput, cue in the rack, put a fork in us we are DONE! We dissect our game vs the Giants including our 3,2,1 Why does the MRO hate Tex so much? Dmac’s 200th Will the AFC make the necessary changes and hard calls both on and off the field? Or will we just play it safe and back everyone in to not screw it all up again next year???  Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers Thanks for the LOL’s POOORT PEAR - you make our weekends fun, yet again McGoverns can kick after the siren,  #119 the signs were there. Kerns ordering new washing machines down at Alberton and Ali gets up to shenanigans down at Alberton on the weekend Ali has a scoop on the new Port Power club song (shhhh it’s a secret)  Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!!Did Kane forget how to Twitter? Kane calls GAJ a diver but won’t call out his own team who could form their own team

TwoCrowsEp19 EPIC SHOWDOWN 45 EDITION aka JJ kicks the Power's behind or Pass the SALT! or JJ proves a Point or JJ's first past the Post, Whats your Point Post, JJ's honesty proves a point! I could keep going all day... We disect the big game, the dizzying highs, the dizzier highs! How sweet it is. Our 3,2,1 for best players  Ali goes meme crazy SALTY PEAR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!! Adelaide Crows and Claude the Crow TROLL the Pear The Floplov Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard and Westie & The Whinging Brothers - Wobbie, Whingegard, Floplop, Peppa Pig, Dix more off than on The BIG controversy.... Why does Polec let his mum cut his hair????? Milera becomes an Iguana, The Titanic arrives at AO,  the GIF's that keep on giving... Movers, shakers, Tankers, Fakers Media Meltdown and Twitter Twits - We have a field day with all the delicious melts from Kern, Kane, Kochie and possibly Rucci... but he BLOCKED us again, so we dont actually know what he said Round the Traps - Gaffs gaff and gets 8 Announcements - R

TwoCrowsEp18 - Crows v Demons aka Someone call an exorcist! or Footy Gods say NO! Wayne Milera Jnr... come on down.... Jnr takes on 6 Melbourne players in a telephone box and still manages to get the ball out and Ali gets excited.  We get smashed in clearances, shooting accuracy, Seed does a hammy in the 1st qtr, Talia running in treacle, Sauce has a fork above him and yet if we kick straight we win easily, so are we that crap and are Melbourne that good? MRO still showing their disdain for the Crows as Cheney gets a game, but no one knows why.... Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT makes a (.) of himself... again, and Lame Bornes is still on the hit list this week Ant wants Burton to drink a Redbull, gain wings and get the hell out of West Lakes... Round the traps – 3rd time unlucky for Scharenberg, Elliot does a hammy and Kyle Langford gets knocked into next week  Injury list - Seed does a hammy. Could Bubba Smith return to AFL this week? Round 19 line ups fo

We are BACK on the winners list with a magnificent game against our old foe Geelong. Paddy gets booed, but nowhere near as much as Crows fan favourite umpires.... Selwood initiates a hit on Gibbs and flops like a carp on the riverbank...Gibbs is cited??? Tex takes his 1 week vacation which really annoys Victorian media pundits.  Speaking of morons, no-one but Theo (and Ali's mum) knew that RORY SLOANE had signed for 5 more glorious years!! VIC Media outlets bitter, confused and stunned by the fact that a Crows player could raise a child in SA without having to run back to VIC. Local media muppets take it out on Tex as they have nothing left to whinge about.  Laird, Lynch, Sloane, Doedee and Milera top our players votes Crows SANFL team get thier first win of the season...in a SHOWDOWN...with a come from behind 10 goal final quarter, Magnificent! The usual suspects including, Movers Shakers, Tankers, Fakers, Media Meltdown - Twitter Twits and Shut ya pie hole  Round the traps, injuries and tips for this w

TwoCrowsE16 Crows vs West Coast Eagles - We go from counting draft picks at 3/4 time to losing our collective minds! Capt Tex leads us out of the darkness and into the light The Boys are BACK! Finally we get a much needed win on the board, but are Ali and Ant booking their September accomodation? Who stood up and who stood out we go through our top 3 and cant agree, suprisingly ;) Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers - whos is up and about and who is down and out this week Media Meltdown - Barry Hall loses his mind and his job in an instant - but where was the dump button? Ali actually liked Huddo and Dunstall commentating our game - where they actually focussed on...... the game! George Donikian puts the Pear back in their place - froth and spin everywhere Eye on Rory - people are getting splinters from fence sitting on this one Round the traps - Dunn is done, De Geoy is De Staying, Marc Murphy signs up to keep Carlton in their premiership window. Tom Lycn and Tom Lynch! Line ups ins/outs and our tips

TwoCrowsEp15 Crows vs Hawks aka a sh*t show or I like soccer now anyway.... Crows blow another perfect opportunity to not suck this week. Ali has to talk Ant off a ledge...again, Ant goes the full Lindy.  When your ruckman scores half your goals and has the most goal assists for the team, and he hasnt been playing well recently, you know you are up ship creek with a paddle nowhere to be seen! Wilson makes his debut - finally, Dougsie signs a contract....and then....... goes at 30%!! Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers - yep, you know where we are this week! Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! Media mania and total hysteria about Crows, talkback goes into meltdown mode, cult camps, injuries, demanding answers, Kane twitter and FB trolling as per usual.  Ant goes scouting at the U18 game between SA and VIC Country and likes what he sees.  Round the traps – Apparently you can't touch an umpire, unless you are Dusty, then you can do it twice!! The bye is here and we cant wait to see if we can finally win

TwoCrows Ep14 – Crows vs Freo aka Tankin4Rankine or Atrocious4Lukosius?   Crows blow the perfect opportunity to not suck this week. Is it continuity? is it fitness? is it pressure? Tackles? what tackles??? Who’s line is it anyway? We look at Forwards, Mids and Defence lines. Why are we getting sucked up the ground?? Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! Yep Media favourites are still copping a whack Round the traps – MRP for Docker – 1 Week offered to Walter for punching my Lukey! Round 10 line up to take on the Hawks – Any chance? Who needs to make way vs who is fit enough to come in? Tips for this weeks games   Listen and Subscribe: PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast   Bonus material: Standing On The Outside – Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!  Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to

Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapons of Hass Destruction!!  Fages is on the war path with all our injuries, but he still has time to come up with a cunning plan, now if he could only find Hass...... Rucci is off to Shanghai to support his beloved and has even learnt chinese....or so he thinks. But what will he wear??? A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow 

TwoCrows Ep13 – Crows vs Giants aka Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda, Didn't! or Giants best win ever in their entire history? Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers Standing On The Outside Episode 4 - Was going to be called Shanghai Surprise, but renamed Weapon of Hass Destruction!! A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe, Like, Share and Follow  Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! BT continues to pull the Lever and Robert Walls still hasnt forgiven the Crows for getting him sacked.  Sidebar – AFLW Crows new Coach, Who signed and who is delisted/traded. We welcome all the back and Forth word play (see what I did there) to come from our new player from GWS Renee Forth!!! NT Thunder keep on rolling in the VFLW - undefeated. Hatchy finally played up forward!!! kicks 4 sausage rolls in her first game!! Announcements - Crows add some off field Bite, and extra 2 years of FOG

TwoCrows Ep12 – Crows vs Bulldogs aka Wet and Wild on a Friday Night or Whipped Pups sent back to their Kennel! Apparently we went back in time and actually called this Ep11 in the intro. Eddie does a Bo Derek in the Coaches votes, will we agree on our 3,2,1 votes.  How many times will Anthony mention that SEEEEED is in AA form??? Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! There is a lot of clickbait around and journos that write crap! Some commentators that really gave us the irrits this week! Round the traps – Shanghai Shenanigans! Our own clickbait title around the mysterious attendance and TV records of the absolutely amazing, sold out, spine tingling China Champions Poor Pear game. Crows injury list, Pykey gets cranky in the presser Round 10 line up to take on the Demons, apparently someone that used to play for us is playing?? Tips for this weeks games Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPo

Standing On The Outside – Episode 3 – BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!! Could “Michael D’Angelo’s” weekend get any better? After his beloved Pear sneak over the line in the Showdown, he decides to see just how far he can push the Footy Gods to find out!  A humourous look at what goes on in the inner sanctum of the Adelaide Crows Football Club when a local media personality is trying to speak to Crows CEO Andrew Fagan.  - Please Subscribe on iTunes, PodBean, YouTube, Like, Share and Follow and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

TwoCrows Ep11 – Crows vs Pear Showdown Let down or 3rdQtr fade to Gray. We take a look at where we lost the game and our 3,2,1 votes.   Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers BY POPULAR DEMAND A BRAND NEW - Standing on The Outside Episode 3 - Could “Michael D’Angelo’s” weekend get any better? After his beloved Pear sneak over the line, he decides push the footy Gods to find out! Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! Round the traps – A look at what is happening around the AFL Crows injury list, we smell pork products with twine Round 9 line up to take on the Doggies, do we need to suit up, Will Wilson crack a game? Tips for this weeks games   Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

TwoCrows Ep10 – Crows vs Caaaaarlton (aka Grey PJ boys), Dougsie is the new Grange, Mitch “Gecko hands” finds form in the most glorious of ways and flies higher and more sideways than a seagull. Hugh Greenwood isn’t  too bad and apparently used to play basketball? Laird breaks his own record. Movers, shakers, Tankers and Fakers Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole!! Round the traps, AFLW – Ali goes on a rant and we drop a big name for the Crows Coaches role.... Crows injury list, we smell pork products Some potentially big ins for this week,who makes way Round 8 line up to take on the Pear (Latte Bushrangers) in the Showdown Tips for this weeks games   Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast

Crows get two in a row seeing the Gold Coasts Sunset beautifully over the magnificent AO Mileras Bo Derek "Perfect 10" and supplies the silk for the GCS Tom Lynch's hanky Matty Crouch is LIT in the first 1/2, doing Matty Crouch things, Brown is Gold, SEEEEED continues to grow Dougsie, Greenwood, Galluci (I was wrong), CEY and Gibbs go hard Tex and DMac added to the injury toll, DMac's been hittin hard and his body isnt used to it Movers, Shakers, Tankers and Fakers Twitter Twits and Shut Ya Pie Hole! and Round the Traps Ins and Outs for Crows vs Carlton, Tips for this weeks games.    Listen and Subscribe on PodBean, iTunes, YouTube and listen, like, follow, share and Retweet on Twitter @TwoCrowsPodcast