Movies That Don't Suck And Some That Do

Heya folks, the two hosts recorded an episode about movies. Like every week. First, after Neil shotguns a beer and they BS, they talk the new Kristen Stewart vehicle, Spencer. Then, after a short-ish news segment they talk the latest classic video game to movie reboot- Resident Evil: Welcome to Racoon City. Neil yells at Chris for not knowing things about TV on a show about movies.

Big weeks, big hosts(literally) means big movies! First, after they talk about their thanksgiving and Neil giving Chris guff about not dropping on his drive back(Neil was 30-45 mins out of the way), they talk the Will Smith vehicle King Richard. Then, after a shorter news then usual, they dust off their proton packs, try to fit into their tan jumpsuits and talk Ghostbusters: Afterlife!

The guys are back to assault your earholes with opinions about movies and rants about nothingness. First, after a lengthy segment where Chris has to keep Neil tracking, they talk the new netflix blockbuster, Red Notice starring Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds and Gal Gadot. Then, after news, they FINALLY talk the new Wes Anderson movie that Chris has been dying to talk about since he had seen it almost three weeks prior, The French Dispatch AKA The French Dispatch of the Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun. What does Neil think? What does Chris think? Don't be a weirdo, listen and find out, chum.

Lions and tigers and Chris and Neil, oh my! They swoop in on their wings to talk two new movies. First, they discuss the new unique western starring Idris Elba called The Harder They Fall, a Neflix exclusive. Then, during news, Neil realizes he is not in Kansas anymore and has to actually to pause for a bit to hide from a tornado and Chris kind of laughs about Then, the guys talk Eternals unspoilery and then give listeners ample chance to turn if off before Neil takes a knowledge dump all over Chris and the remaining audience.

The guys are back for other takes about movies. First, after an intro about almost nothing, they get all spookified and talk Scott Cooper's newest horror film, Antlers. Then, after some news where Neil can't help to try to quiz Chris with incredibly unhelpful clues, they talk Edgar Wright's newest set in Ol' London ('ello, govna), Last Night in Soho. Good movies call for good times and good times can be found on this podcast.

It's getting colder but movies(and your lovely hosts) are only getting hotter. After the intro, they fill up their goblets with mead(or you know, 21st century beer) and talk Ridley Scott's first movie of 2021, The Last Duel. Then, after some news where Neil manages to confuse Chris by mispronouncing Ryan Gosling's name, they talk Denis Villeneuve's sci fi epic, Dune. Good goofy stuff. They get all drinky.

Back and better(well, probably the same) than ever, the guys are back to talk your ears off about two new releases. First, after they jabber on about other stuff , they talk A24's newest Icelandic indie flick, Lamb. Then, after some news, we slap on some blood spatter suits and try to stay safe and dry while we talk about Michael Myers and the gorefest that is Halloween Kills.

Another week, another show, another hour and some odd minutes of older white guys bitching about movies. After we banter on in the intro, we talk the altogether ooky sequel to 2019 animated movie The Addams Family, The Addam Family 2. Then, after extendo news, the guys strap on their dapper suits, and get all shaken, not stirred when they talk Daniel Craig's final Bond movie, No Time To Die. It gets contentious.

In this new episode, the guys talk about new movies. They talk about new events in their lives and all that. First up, they talk the new Netflix remake of The Guilty starring the almost always great Jake Gyllenhaal and other surprises. Then, after news, they talk about smash hit sequel to Venom, Venom: Let There Be Carnage directed by Andy Serkis. Neil has a ton of easter eggs and Chris is kind a grump this whole episode. Good stuff, though.

Back and ready to attack(your earholes) two new moobs are going to be talked about by your two favorite boobs. First, after the intro and Chris' experience attending a "dad" party, they talk the new Amazon released musical Everybody's Talking About Jamie inspired by the true life story of Jamie Campbell(Fifi LaTrue). Then, after a lengthy news segment, they talk the absolutely bonkers new sci-fi,, horror, gonzo b-movie by Sion Sono called The Prisoners of the Ghostland featuring Ridiculous Cage.

Oh yeah, the guys are back in front of their mics, drinking beer and talking movies. First, after the intro, they saddle up with walking corpse and acclaimed actor/director Clint Eastwood and talk his newest flick Cry Macho. Then after news, they chat Michael Showalter's newest biopic about disgraced(and recently re-appraised) televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker in The Eyes of Tammy Faye.

DING DING! In one corner, with 186 episodes under their belt it is Chris & Neil! ::crowd goes wild:: and in the other corner it is episode 187! After a lengthy intro and talk about Neil's upcoming birthday, they wrap themselves up in white sheets and talk Paul's Schrader's new one The Card Counter. Then after news, they get all spooky and gory with James Wan's return to horror with HBO Max's Malignant!

We back and we talking motion pictures. First, after a lengthy tangential intro we talk the new (and timely) netflix drama Worth starring the wonderful Michael Keaton and the amazing Stanley Tucci. Then, after a news segment, we talk Marvel's latest offering Shang-Chi and the Legend of Ten Rings. We give our normal review, then, we warn the listeners and give those who don't want to listen a chance to scamper away before we spoil the ever loving pee out of this movie.

NOTE: Neil's voice is a little low in the mix for first 25 mins but it normalizes after that. After an extendo intro, they pack up their flip flops and fly to Mexico to talk about Vacation Friends starring Lil Rel Howery, Meredith Wagner and 16 time WWE Championship winner JOHN CENA! BAAAA, BANA, BANA BAAA. Then, after more news featuring 3 time WWE Championship winner JOHN CENA! BAAAA, BANA, BANA BAAA and other stuff they talk the hotly anticipated chiller, thriller and all around (maybe?) killler Candyman.

Hey hey hey, they're back to the microphones to put sounds in your headphones. First, after some banterific intro, they talk the new Hugh Jackman vehicle, Reminiscence. Then, after a nifty news segment, they talk The Protégé starring Maggie Q, Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Keaton. It is good times.

Whoa, they're back and they are chatting new movies! First, after spirited banter and intro, they talk the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin's biopic, R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Then, after some news, they talk the new Ryan Reynold's vehicle that Chris is finally ready to stop seeing previews for, Free Guy! They also talk the batsuit and some other stuff.

Episode 182! The guys are back telling jokes and drinking some beer. First after a kind of lengthy intro, they talk the new Tom McCarthy film Stillwater, starring Matt Damon. Then, after some news, Neil puts on his nerd scholar hat they talk the long anticipated The Suicide Squad directed by nerd-emperor James Gunn starring Margot Robbie and Idris Elba among others.

Heya, the guys are back with 2 new 'uns. First, after a week recap they strap on thier armor and on a quest with Dev Patel in David Lowery's new film, The Green Knight. Then, after news, they join Emily Blunt and Dwanye Johnson on a adventure down the amazon river in Disney's Jungle Cruise. Good times to be had by all.

Hey-o, boy-os and girl-os. The two man-childs are back and the gloves are off and all that. First, after some banteriffic banter they suit up in their ninja regalia and talk Henry Golding Snake Eyes: GI Joe Origins. Then, after news including ScarJo suing the entertainment goliath Disney, they visit an idyllic beach that has a dark underbelly in M. Night Shyamalan's newest flick, Old. Listen up

Hey kiddos! Chris and Neil are back to rock your earholes with talk about new movies. Chris talks about his trip to Denver, Neil talks about Green Day and they run from assassin Karen Gillan in the new netflix action film, Gunpowder Milkshake! Then, after some news and Neil getting distracted by Planet Comic-Con attendees, they talk the new Nic Cage movie Pig! Then they gush over him. Fun fun Fun.