I Never Saw That

Jen wouldn’t stop her incessant bleating about how tired of Summer Blockbusters she was, so we’re taking a break of sorts and chasing waves around the world. This week instead of explosions and guns we talk about Bruce Brown’s Endless Summer II from 1994. And we’re joined by a returning special guest, Elliott! The post 110 Endless Summer II appeared first on I Never Saw That.

It’s the worst of our summer blockbusters so far—1994’s True Lies! Hear Arnold Schwarzenegger talk to horses! Hear Jamie Lee Curtis scream! Hear yet another absolutely baffling See You in the Funny Papers! Also, help us answer: Is this our “that’s what she said” episode? If so, we promise never to do it again. The post 109 True Lies appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Number 3 in our summer blockbuster series, it’s Twister! We sound like real jags in this one, especially jen. Turns out it WAS her parents who raised her. Why the hell was Aunt Meg in this movie? Find out what shape a tornado is and hear the most confusing comic ever this week. The post 108 Twister appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to the next in our Summer Blockbuster series: Mission: Impossible! That’s a lot of colons! We promise there’s no colon talk in the episode. There’s also no Mission Mountain School talk in the Mission: Impossible episode? How’d we miss that opportunity? It’s probably The […] The post 107 Mission: Impossible appeared first on I Never Saw That.

We’re kicking off our Summer Blockbuster series with a very apropos classic from 1996 — Independence Day starring Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Vivica Fox, and Jeff Goldblum! Contrary to jen’s opinion, this movie is not Men in Black. Come whoop E.T.’s ass with us, but seriously, fuck this country. Thank you so much to our […] The post 106 Independence Day appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Part 2 of our Beavis and Butthead adventure with Eric! Get ready for the worst comic you’ve ever had described to you by a couple of assholes and 5 more episodes of Beavis and Butthead’s incisive commentary on both music and bungholes. Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a […] The post 105 Beavis and Butthead with Eric Part 2 appeared first on I Never Saw That.

This is part 1 of our 2-part Beavis and Butthead miniseries with our friend Eric! We hope you like Beavis and Butthead because Jen put in approximately 1 million clips this week. Join us! And find out if you, too, are too lazy to rock and too lazy to clean the tub. Thank you so […] The post 104 Beavis and Butthead with Eric appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Hey there groovy chicks! It’s The Brady Bunch Movie! No, not the one in Hawaii. No, not the one at the Grand Canyon either. The 1995 one. There’s a lot of ill-advised singing both in this movie and in this episode about the movie, so be warned. Also, Micah is wrong about when the Brady […] The post 103 The Brady Bunch Movie appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Pack your flannels and meet us in Seattle for a road trip movie! It’s 1995’s Mad Love! A friend and fan of the show requested this one several years ago and we’re finally getting around to it! It’s the adorable combination of Chris O’Donnell and Drew Barrymore in this road trip/forbidden teen love/fucked up portrayal […] The post 102 Mad Love appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Finally, by popular demand, we watched the movie everyone has been waiting for us to cover, the only movie Whoopi Goodberg has ever REGRETTED making, the undisputed greatest dinosaur movie of all time: It’s Theodore Rex! The dinosaurs talk! They wear clothes! They fart on people! And jen tells a brief Montana story about deer […] The post 101 Theodore Rex appeared first on I Never Saw That.

For our 100th episode, we bring you four people who went to the therapeutic boarding school with jen. Thank you so much to our patrons and all our supporters! Become a Patron! The post 100 Montana Reunion and Boys on the Side appeared first on I Never Saw That.

It’s the last episode of The Head! The invasion has arrived, the aliens have captured Dr. Elliott, and the feds are in love! Micah brings the most nothing See You in the Funny Papers yet, and we reveal what our special 100th episode will be! Thank you so much to our patrons and all our […] The post 99 The Head Episode 7 The Finale appeared first on I Never Saw That.

It’s the penultimate episode of The Head! Roy’s been captured! The alien invasion is on its way! The feds are still dill holes! Plus Micah describes a crotch with sickening detail and we talk about the similarities between assholes like Elon Musk and the assholes that ran the therapeutic boarding school. Thank you so much […] The post 98 The Head Episode 6 appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Things take a weird turn this week, and for this show that’s really saying something. The feds are into each other! We find out how Roy the alien has sex! And jen talks about how she had to carry a backpack full of rocks in Montana, as a metaphor. That rocks thing is definitely the […] The post 97 The Head Episode 5 appeared first on I Never Saw That.

*Note: We are having some sound issues with our mics and did our best to edit them out. We apologize for any sounds that are not pleasing to your ear holes. Parts of this one will also be posted to our sex podcast feed (also called I Never Saw That). That’s right, there’s sex in […] The post 96 The Head Episode 4 appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Week this, forgot we did, reverse audio, before recording, we did, so, listen to end very you should. It’s episode 3 of MTV’s The Head! There’s a museum to the west and a plan! Also, jen has several existential crises, but we instill in each other a new sense of hope. Ok, bye. The post 95 The Head Episode 3 appeared first on I Never Saw That.

This week we talk about more episode(s) of MTV’s The Head. Micah starts off by being super wrong and sharing a confusing See You In The Funny Papers, Jim’s new head tenant, Roy, gives more details about the coming alien invasion and how to stop it, and jen discusses the effectiveness of therapy based on […] The post 94 The Head Episode 2 appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Tale as old as time. Guy goes for walk at night, sees a bright light, blacks out and wakes up with a giant-ass head. We’re talking about MTV’s The Head! This show is delightfully weird and jen definitely would have watched it if she hadn’t been sent away. Come with us as we hang out […] The post 93 The Head Episode 1 appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Rest in peace, William Hurt. In honor of his death, we discuss the star-studded 1995 movie Smoke. Harvey Keitel! Forest Whitaker! Stockard Channing! We get deep this week. What makes a life worth living? What was Christmas like at the therapeutic boarding school? Why the fuck did jen inadvertently make See You in the Funny […] The post 92 Smoke appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Welp, M.A.N.T.I.S. really went off the rails after the pilot, and we go off right with it. Micah brings an EIGHT-panel See You in the Funny Papers, Jen considers a new podcast where she just recites 80s movies, and we talk about one of the cultiest things about Jen’s therapeutic boarding school. The post 91 M.A.N.T.I.S. Episode 3 appeared first on I Never Saw That.