I Never Saw That

And we’re back! Thanks for patiently waiting for this episode. We were joined by an expert in the field, Colin Parker, who educated us about the Pokemans so we could catch them all, or something. The post 50 Pokemon appeared first on I Never Saw That.

It’s everyone’s favorite holiday movie, Pulp Fiction! Merry fucking Christmas motherfuckers. Our friend Kate Harlow joined us to discuss this hugely influential film, ‘90s edge lord Quentin Tarantino, dongs, and more! CW: Rape, racism (we bleeped the one use of a racial slur in a clip we used). Also, we only discussed the use of […] The post 49 Pulp Fiction appeared first on I Never Saw That.

I (jen) sure wish I never would have seen this movie. It *might* have been the most wonderful time of the year if I didn’t have to watch this movie. Remember Kindergarten Cop? Twins? I loved those movies. But I hate Jingle All the Way more than I loved those movies. BUT, this episode has […] The post 48 Jingle All the Way appeared first on I Never Saw That.

It’s Xena part 2! We watched two more episodes, and got into some real girl on girl action. This one gets real weird, but Jen makes a Montana connection and Micah shares how frustrating our centaur neighbor is. The post 47 Xena: Ephiny’s New Boobs appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! This episode of I Never Saw That was forged in the heat of Xena: Warrior Princess! We watched the pilot, and despite our better judgment, we’ll be watching more. Jen definitively solves several mysteries in this episode, such as: How big was the budget of this show? Is shart a verb or a noun? […] The post 46 Xena: Warrior Princess appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Listen, eh. We are rule breakers. We break The Man’s rules and we break our own rules. In that spirit, this week’s episode is about Strange Brew, a movie from 1983. It’s a long story, and you’ll understand when you listen to it, you hoser. The post 45 Strange Brew appeared first on I Never Saw That.

*CW* See below. We watched Canadian Bacon this week eh. As you may or may not know, Jen misses John Candy every day of her goddamn life, and this was his last released movie, which is too bad because his last released movie was this movie. But it has a great cast and you may […] The post 44 Canadian Bacon appeared first on I Never Saw That.

We’re back! And so is Tom Cruise. Over and over and over. He doesn’t die in this movie, like 8 times or some shit. We watched Interview with the Vampire and made some very important realizations: 1) David Miscavige is a vampire 2) This might be Antonio Banderas at his worst 3) Jen is better […] The post 43 Interview with THE Vampire appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Damnit. Well, here it is I guess. Ok, ok, there’s actually some good parts in here that you’ll want to listen to. Some wonderful listeners shared heartwarming and heartbreaking stories about prom experiences. Jen made Micah watch the first and last episodes of season 8, the final season, of Full House. You’ll have to listen […] The post 42 Full House appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Jen jumps back into some Montana stuff this week based on some listener questions, specifically the transition from therapeutic boarding school to college, and from Kool-Aid drinker to reality. Oh, and we also talked about Star Trek: Voyager and we sure did a bad job talking about space stuff. Watch out for quantum singularities and […] The post 41 Star Trek: Voyager appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Whatcha gonna do? You’re gonna join us for our episode on 1995’s Bad Boys, that’s what. We get deep into the real issues in this one, such as: Why *does* Michael Bay make movies? What *is* the right way to use the phrase “yada yada?” And *why* isn’t this movie funnier? We haven’t talked about […] The post 40 Bad Boys appeared first on I Never Saw That.

We got to talk to our friends Diana and David about Weezer’s triple-platinum debut album: Weezer, or The Blue Album, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love — nevermind, that’s a lie. The world is a dumpster fire, but this album is really good and it was so much fun to talk to […] The post 39 Weezer appeared first on I Never Saw That.

We interviewed Ken Marino! Seriously! And he was absolutely delightful. He was gracious and patient and funny and honest and curious and sincere and we can’t express how appreciative we are and how honored we are that we got to speak with him. Jen and Micah asked all the hard-hitting questions, didn’t hold anything back, […] The post 38 Ken Marino’s Elastic Pants appeared first on I Never Saw That.

We at I Never Saw That care about our listeners, and that’s why we sacrificed ourselves, and our dignity, to watch MTV’s mid-90s dating show, “Singled Out.” Not only was it hosted by two awful people, but it’s also just a burning trash fire of sexism and…it’s real bad. But Jen does draw a connection […] The post 37 Singled Out appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Do you enjoy listening to people giggle and talk about how good something is for about an hour? Then you are in luck this week, friends! Don’t be square like cheese, plates and bears. Come dip your balls into MTV’s “The State” with us. You’ll like it. The post 36 The State appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Strangers On A Train. Throw Momma from the Train. Murder on the Orient Express. The Darjeeling Limited. Back to the Future Part III. These are all good train movies. The movie we talk about in this episode isn’t really a train movie, but it starts on a train. And it’s good. It’s an actual good […] The post 35 Before Sunrise appeared first on I Never Saw That.

One is a genius, the other’s insane! On this episode we definitively answer, once and for all, which one of us is a genius and which one is… not. It’s Pinky and the Brain of course! We went on a fun little trip through some of this mid-’90s show’s best episodes (and one of its […] The post 34 Pinky and the Brain appeared first on I Never Saw That.

*IMPORTANT: We had some technical difficulties with this one, which explains why it’s late and also why the sound quality is bad from about minute 37 on. We’ve fixed it as well as we can and we apologize. Our opinions on this movie about three drag queens are most irrelevant but that never stopped us […] The post 33 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar appeared first on I Never Saw That.

Jet skis! Underwater cities! Eye patches! Jack Daniels! Horrible anti-feminist tropes! Gills! This movie has something for everyone. In this episode you will hear us use the term “fish-man” a lot. This is because Kevin Costner is a fish-man. You will hear Jen make an argument about who the real hero and villain of this […] The post 32 Waterworld appeared first on I Never Saw That.

It’s so tragic how the youths are taking over and murdering all the good old tv shows with their new-fangled demographics. It’s the finale of Murder, She Wrote! Did you ever stop to wonder how there are so many goddamn murders around Jessica Fletcher? Did you ever stop to wonder if the acting was super […] The post 31 Murder, She Wrote appeared first on I Never Saw That.