Enter The Asylum

This is the beginning and the end of Enter The Asylum. Because we watched another trashy film! In this episode we discuss, confusing Father-son dynamics, Nunchaku distractions, and halophobic zombies! Music: Concrete Sea. By. Terry Jacks.

Happy Halldays from Enter The Asylum! We watch another christmas dog film this year and also have a langthly discussion about the Latest Star Wars movie and Cats! Golden Winter discussion begins at 49:50!  Music: Jingle Bells. By. Don Charles

Welcome back to this 100% definitely Christian Podcast where we talk about everyone’s favorite Christian film maker, The Asylum! In this episode we discuss Devil stuff, Christian Stuff and uh also Catholic Stuff as well I guess? Music: Where Evil Grows. By. The Poppy Family. 

Here we are again with 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea! In this episode we discuss fuck boys in a submarine, toiletries in a submarine, and submarines in submarines. Music: 20 000 leagues under the sea. By. The Magnetic Fields

We return once again with Universal Soldiers! In this episode we discuss circles in rectangles, Sgt. Hernandez, and a suspiciously familiar looking robot! Music: Universal Soldier. By Donovan.  

We're back again with our Leigh Scott goodbye party, Invasion Of The Pod People! We discuss using ginger as a house plant, Leigh's questionable opinions, and gratuitous plant orgies. Music, Crows. By. The Gothic Archies.

We're back with the final Leigh Scott directed Asylum film Transmorphers! Warning this episode is only slightly less incomprehensible then the film itself! Not recommended for new listeners. Music: In The Year 2525. By. Zager And Evans

In this episode of Enter The Asylum we argue about what type of bear was mentioned in this film! Oh also there's like a werewolf or something.  Music: Be True To Your Bar. By. The Magnetic Fields.

We return with The Asylum's very first faith film The Apocalypse! Listen as we rapture you to a whole other world!

The Boy's are back once again in Leigh Scott's hell basement after watching his revenge fantasy flick "The Hitchhiker" Also further exploration into Leigh's twitter continues!     SHOWNOTES  Music: Little Lies. By. "Fleetwood Mac"   Link to ANTIFA THE MOVIE    Link to Hitchhiker film review by "Felix"  

We return this week with Freakshow! Based upon Tod Browning's Freaks. We take a historical tour about the history of the Freaks and try to avoid talking about The Asylum’s version as much as possible! Music: Freakshow. By. The Gothic Archies.

Today we face our most toughest challenge yet. Watching another bad leigh scott film.

Happy early Halloween this year because today we watched a definitely not Halloween rip-off, Halloween Night!

After dealing with a broken laptop we're finally back with The 9/11 Commission Report! Probably the most political episode we will ever do. You have been warned! Music: How Do You Slow This Thing Down? By. The Gothic Archies

Benjamin and John celebrate the new year with Asylums first true mockbuster, Snakes on a Train!  Music: In the Reptile Room. By. The Gothic Archies. 

Benjamin and John are Home Alone™ this Christmas and the only thing keeping them company is The Asylum's very own Christmas rip off, Alone for Christmas!

Argh mateys! Benjamin and John are voyaging the seven seas this week in search of the bug infested Treasure Island!  Song: Shipwrecked. By. The Gothic Archies.

It's been a while but we're back with 666: The Child: The return of Devil Baby!  Music: A Power Tool Is Not A Toy. By The Young Adults.

This week spirits are unusually high as we face The asylum's quasi rip off of both National Treasure and The Da Vinci Code. Music: Da Vinci. By "Weezer" 

Happy Halloween everyone! This week we take a sorta break from The Asylum becuase tonight we're watching Deadline!