Movies N Sh*t

Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye!  If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in the background about fun stuff like whether or not it's possible to assassinate someone by crushing their lungs with your thighs.  Don't miss out on the Bond adventure that provides bungee jumping, internet spiking, double crosses, EMP explanations, fantastic model work, gadgets, gals, several helicopters (some that fly), Tina Turner, Robbie Coltrane, and even Minnie Driver singing in a Russian accent!  This is the Bond movie commentary onatopp of all the rest!

Comin' at ya like a tank through St. Petersburg, it's the first-ever James Bond Movies N Shit commentary of Goldeneye!  If you like 007, the 90s, or movie commentaries about 007 in the 90s, then look no further... Re-experience the flick that brought Bond back to audiences after his longest-ever hiatus, with the added bonus of two dudes talking in the background about fun stuff like whether or not it's possible to assassinate someone by crushing their lungs with your thighs.  Don't miss out on the Bond adventure that provides bungee jumping, internet spiking, double crosses, EMP explanations, fantastic model work, gadgets, gals, several helicopters (some that fly), Tina Turner, Robbie Coltrane, and even Minnie Driver singing in a Russian accent!  This is the Bond movie commentary onatopp of all the rest!

On today’s episode, the boys tip their hats to the late, great James Caan and investigate a lost sequence from Return of the Jedi, available now on youtube, before diving into some treasured Listener Feedback (10:13).  Movies We’ve Seen (17:58) since last time include further discussions about Top Gun: Maverick, another edition of Patrick’s Pitch, Marcel, Minions, Thor, Nope and more!  TV Talk (1:02:07) includes the guys’ collectively gushing over the latest masterwork by Nathan Fielder, The Orville, and other pretty good stuff too.  Entertainment News (1:14:49) includes Los Angeles movie theater updates and Kelly shutting down Patrick’s attempts to talk about movie trailers prematurely.  Then Patrick embarrasses himself in a new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:40:00) but “totally redeems himself(!)” in a special Patrick’s 4-star Letterboxd movies edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:45:58).  Lastly, your hosts provide you with two fantastic Hidden Gems (1

Last time, we were the bride; this time, we’re just a wife.  But we still have just as much enthusiasm as we did for episode 50.  This time, we cover reactions to the many Movies We’ve Seen (13:51) since last time, from shaming Patrick’s girlfriend Jess for not loving the new Top Gun movie to Patrick’s mom shaming his dad for loving A Fish Called Wanda, and everything, everywhere in between.  TV Talk (1:16:18) includes shows that recently wrapped up like Atlanta and Obi-Wan Kenobi to shows in full stride like Stranger Things, Strange New Worlds, and The Boys.  In Entertainment News (2:03:16) we pay tribute to Ray Liotta and talk upcoming stuff before premiering our first-ever segment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:18:21) and presenting another segment of What The Hell Did They Just Say? (2:23:48), Dogma edition.  Finally, we bring you a Jurassic World edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:29:40) and another Hidden Gem (2:34:00) before signing off until next time. &nbs

For our first ever 50th episode, we’ve pulled out all the stops!  This milestone installment of Movies N Shit begins with Patrick administering to Kelly the ultimate movie lovers quiz (6:33) - courtesy of Brett Goldstein, permission pending. Then Kelly covers the Movies We’ve Seen (1:31:39) since last time with the exception of a single Star Wars movie marathon that Patrick recently undertook and discusses.  TV Talk (2:05:46) includes positive watch experiences like The OC and Friday Night Lights, as well as painful watch experiences like Picard and everything else in between.  In Entertainment News (2:21:41) we pay tribute to the hilarious Gilbert Gottfried and the incomparable Bruce Willis before covering some fun new games for movie fans and teasing a potential future segment where Kelly tries to stump Patrick on movie release years.  A Rocky II edition of What’s That Movie Line? (2:35:49) leaves us delightfully confused and a Michael Bay edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:39:

Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock!  Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI.  Seem crazy?  Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.  All that plus Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris each delivering a performance worthy of getting to go home and f*ck the prom queen.  This is how action movies were meant to be made.  And this is how The Rock was meant to be seen — with Patrick and Kelly talking over it.

Welcome to (the Movies N Shit special commentary episode of the classic action spectacle) The Rock!  Join us for Kelly’s favorite — time travel — as we journey back to 1996: a simpler time when big, tent-pole action flicks had (almost) no CGI.  Seem crazy?  Not as crazy as an incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.  All that plus Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris each delivering a performance worthy of getting to go home and f*ck the prom queen.  This is how action movies were meant to be made.  And this is how The Rock was meant to be seen — with Patrick and Kelly talking over it.

We don't talk about the Golden Globes... no, no, no.  But we do talk about the Oscars, and this year's Oscars was lengthy and full of surprises.  Some wonderful surprise wins, and then one or two surprises that weren't so wonderful but will definitely be discussed for a long, long time to come.  Get your Oscar fix right here, right now.

Welcome back for another edition of Movies N Shit!  We launch today’s episode with some listener feedback regarding our Lethal Weapon Christmas commentary episode (2:50).  A thorough discussion about The Batman highlights the latest installment of Movies We’ve Seen (5:55) since last time, then TV Talk (44:34) includes discussions about Picard, Winning Time, and more!  In Entertainment News (1:03:18) we pay tribute to the man who brought us Six Days Seven Nights, present the definitive take on the Mandela effect as it correlates to 2008’s The Bucket List, and provide some documentary recommendations on how you can educate yourself on the stock market, which is important for movie watchers and non-movie watchers alike.  A brand new Jack Nicholson’s Joker edition of What’s That Movie Line? (1:34:29) precedes this week’s Ivan Reitman edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:41:30) before your regularly scheduled Hidden Gem (1:48:49) to wrap things up until next time. Special shout out to l

Tell us something... You ever listen to a Movies N Shit podcast commentary in the pale moonlight?  Well, here's your chance.  Join us as we travel back in time to 1989 when Batman first hit the big screen in all it's Burtonesque glory.  You wanna get nuts?!  Let's get nuts!

Tell us something... You ever listen to a Movies N Shit podcast commentary in the pale moonlight?  Well, here's your chance.  Join us as we travel back in time to 1989 when Batman first hit the big screen in all it's Burtonesque glory.  You wanna get nuts?!  Let's get nuts!

Small town hero Ed Rooney kicks off episode 48, along with another edition of What’s That Movie Line? (1:33).  Then Patrick listens as Kelly discusses Movies He’s Seen (14:34) since last time, and gushes over subtitle-laden flick, The Worst Person in the World.  But don’t worry, Patrick contributes to TV Talk (54:49) with some heartfelt shout-outs to Cobra-Kai and a verbal essay on the plot-driven vs character-driven narratives of genre television, and Entertainment News (1:36:21) with a hopeful shout-out to Moviepass.  Wrapping things up, it’s a This Year’s Best Picture Oscar Nominees Edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:21:31) and your regularly scheduled Hidden Gem (2:31:45) courtesy of Patrick.  All that, plus Kelly promises, ON AIR, to watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy with Patrick.  And that’s a verbal contract, he can’t take that back, he can’t take his verbal consent back, he said it, he consented by saying it, so end of deal, okay, end of story, sorry, Kelly,

Originally published May 2019. Republished January 2022. In this week’s episode, we tackle the entire Marvel universe movement, specifically - Avengers: Endgame.  But first, we tackle recent shit we’ve seen [6:38], talk movie news - highlights include: ridiculous theatrical adaptations of movies, shit about Game of Thrones, Star Wars weddings, and crying fans [12:10], we take our first “fan” phone call [24:34], and then (finally) give the definitive take of all takes on the Avengers series [28:30]… spoilers begin at [34:05] cause that’s where we start talkin’ time travel, story beats, and Robert Redford before inevitably descending into madness.  All that, plus so many shout outs and a hidden gem movie recommendation at the end(game) [102:31]

As usual, there’s a lot to talk about so the boys dive right in with Movies We’ve Seen (3:00) since last time… spoiler alert - there are a whole bunch of them.  After discussing Spider-Man, Spielberg and some other meta shit, it’s finally time for TV Talk (51:21) including discussions about MacGruber, Star Wars and Star Trek fatigue.  In Entertainment News (1:36:09) we pour one out for some absolute legends who’ve passed on since last time as well as early Oscar talk and the evolving Vegas geography of 90s classic, Con Air.  Finally, Movies N Shit presents a special Spidey edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:04:11) before Patrick provides yet another Hidden Gem (2:09:36) for your viewing pleasure.  All that, plus a super relatable story about In N Out and Rob McElhenney, shout out to It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

After a brief but passionate discussion about spoilers, the guys exchange final thoughts about the Daniel Craig /James Bond era (7:00) and where the Craig installments fit into the overall 007 filmography.  Then it’s on to Movies We’ve Seen (48:21) since last time.  TV Talk (1:18:25) includes favorites like Yellowstone and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia as well as more recent stuff like Maid and The Shrink Next Door, plus Patrick starts to worry about the upcoming Amazon Lord of the Rings series.  In Entertainment News (1:38:39) you’ll find tributes to the entertainers we’ve lost since last time as well as some shows and movies that have fallen by the wayside before Kelly and Patrick warm things back up with a quick discussion about Christmas flicks (1:48:27) and another special Holiday edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:58:06).  Lastly, Patrick provides an unconventional Christmas-time Hidden Gem (2:04:14).  All that, plus an amazing story about Patrick’s friend Justin a

It’s that time of year again! And you know what that means... it’s time for another classic Christmas movie commentary! So grab a hot cocoa and get ready for helicopters, hookers, drug dealers, mercury switches, 80s homophobia, Danny Glover whispering, Mel Gibson alternating accents, Endo induced electro-shock torture, neck breaking leg locks, long range sniper shots in high winds, and a lot of weird ass father-daughter vibes. You’re not too old for this Movies N Sh*t Lethal Weapon commentary. So go ahead and press play and get your holiday season started off right.

It’s that time of year again! And you know what that means... it’s time for another classic Christmas movie commentary!   So grab a hot cocoa and get ready for helicopters, hookers, drug dealers, mercury switches, 80s homophobia, Danny Glover whispering, Mel Gibson alternating accents, Endo induced electro-shock torture, neck breaking leg locks, long range sniper shots in high winds, and a lot of weird ass father-daughter vibes.  You’re not too old for this Movies N Sh*t Lethal Weapon commentary. So go ahead and press play and get your holiday season started off right. 

Patrick and Kelly (mostly Patrick) analyze the new, definitive(?) version of fan favorite Rocky IV

Since we ran out of time for our proposed Halloween Special, we kick off this episode with a recap of what we watched during the spooky season (3:15) before diving into the highs [Dune] and lows [Last Night in Soho] of the more current Movies We’ve Seen (21:23) since last time segment.  TV Talk (57:38) focuses on Only Murders in the Building, amongst a few others.  We discuss the recent tragedy on the set of Alec Baldwin film Rust during the Entertainment News (1:06:34) portion of the show, as well as some lighter issues.  This edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:17:12) centers on the films of Denis Villeneuve, after a brief but necessary shout out to sort of Astronaut William Shatner.  Finally,  Patrick provides a Hidden Gem (1:27:59) that his mom likes.  All that, plus Kelly ragging on old white theater goers.  What more could you ask for?

This is no time for a lengthy podcast episode description… we have James Bond shit to talk about!  And after a short tribute to the late, great Norm Macdonald and a brief synopsis of what we’ve been up to since last time, we do just that, delivering before and after coverage of No Time to Die [Spoiler Alert] for your listening pleasure (11:58).  If you haven’t seen the most recent Bond flick yet, you can safely skip ahead to Movies We’ve Seen (53:25) since last time.  Or you could skip even further ahead to TV Talk (1:18:52) or even Entertainment News (1:26:39) but don’t skip too far ahead or you’ll miss all of the fun conversations, including one about William Shatner actually going into space.  Obviously this edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:42:03) is the Daniel Craig James Bond edition.  And finally Patrick provides an espionage Hidden Gem (1:45:59) before Louis Armstrong plays us out because we don’t have all the time in the world to podcast.  But don’t worry… Mov