Movies N Sh*t

Movie watchers… Riiiiiiiise! Jesus died for our sins so we could sit around and watch movies in peace, so that’s what we did in preparation for this Holy Easter episode.  Christ provides ever-lasting life and we provide Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:20), TV Talk (1:10:14), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:39:33).  Kelly refuses to acknowledge Patrick’s gifts in another installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:56:37) before an all knew edition of Tomato Talk, previously known as Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:02:47).  Finally, Patrick provides your Hidden Gem recommendation of the week (2:05:40).  Episode highlights include podcast recommendations, a Rocketeer themed Lex Paul memory, Kelly’s Star Trek dreams with Nicolas Cage, strong but polite disagreements about Moonstruck, discussions about spiders in space, good vs. bad on-screen tsunamis, good vs. bad on-screen World War II, and upcoming movies on the horizon.     Big shout-out to the NC State Wolfpack for your

It’s that time of year again! We’re Kenning with all the coverage your ears can handle from the 2024 Oscars. You can’t see John Cena’s naked body, but you CAN listen to us talk about it here.

Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have serve

Just in time for everybody's favorite holiday, it's a patriotic President's Day movie commentary special of the 1997 blockbuster, Air Force One!  Revisit (perhaps) the greatest movie ever made, or at the very least, a movie that will make you feel better about the American Presidency than you've felt in years (we promise).  Harrison Ford's Commander and Chief goes toe-to-toe with Gary Oldman's fanatical Russian terrorist leader, edge-of-your-seat landline negotiations with Glenn Close's VP in her sweat-stained blouse, a fax machine (remember those?!) that's super important to the plot of the movie, double crosses, sacrifices, character development (remember when that was a thing in action movies?!), indirect executive orders, extras giving top-notch background performances, hostages gleefully parachuting into the safety of the Atlantic ocean, crossing wires in the luggage compartment to dump fuel, a presidential flying lesson during a Russian Mig attack that just may have serve

They’re back and forever changed! You might be asking yourselves: in a world where Kelly has finally seen and acknowledged the greatness of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, what’s left…what else is there…why even go on?  Well, there will always be more movies to see, and that’s enough for this pair of movie-watching podcasters.  Today’s episode kicks off with a well-deserved tribute to Harrison Ford, a short discussion about racing cars and other sh*t before your regularly scheduled Movies We’ve Seen since last time (12:01), TV Talk (1:15:51), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:29:18).  Patrick shines again in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (1:54:40) before a special Most Recent Editions to Kelly’s LaserDisc Collection installment of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:57:13).  And to close the episode out, Kelly and Patrick provide a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:00:00).  Episode highlights include the first-ever installment of

Twenty years ago (TO THE DAY!), Return of the King was released in theaters, completing (arguably) the greatest movie trilogy of all time. For Patrick, going to see a LOTR movie each Christmas season was a 3-year, time honored tradition. For Kelly, wizards are bullshit. But because their fellowship is so unbreakably strong, Kelly made a promise to Patrick (not unlike the promise Sam made to Frodo) to sit down and actually watch the entire 3-volume, Peter Jackson masterpiece as it was meant to be seen… one 9+ hour cinematic epic. And with a little help from some of our favorite, loyal listeners, he has completed the quest. Click play to hear his takes.

Greetings, movie fans! Today’s episode kicks off with the most important Special Announcement (1:16) in Movies N Shit history.  Then, enjoy a seamless transition to Movies We’ve Seen since last time (10:40), TV Talk (1:08:35), and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff (1:37:25).  Patrick returns to form in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (2:02:10) before the most important Lord of the Rings edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (2:04:38) that’s ever been recorded.  Finally, Kelly and Patrick provide not one, not two, but THREE stellar Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure (2:10:25).  Episode highlights include discussions about Scorsese and other filmmakers’ distinctive styles, Halloween movies, Eat the Rich movies, heartwarming soccer stories, theaters we love and movie-going experiences we’ll never forget, superhero fatigue, bad casting choices, and for the first time ever — Patrick knows about a show that Kelly doesn’t know about.  All that and much,

In today’s episode, we start with miscellaneous shit — cut scenes, youtube channels, great deals on movie stuff, listener feedback… you know, shit like that.  Then it’s back to our regularly scheduled program with Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicking off at 18:50, TV Talk at 1:08:05, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:21:51.  Please keep in mind that all of us have off days as you listen to Patrick give a less than stellar performance in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:38:21, before an equally forgettable edition of Paul Reubens Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:42:10.  Lastly, Kelly and Patrick provide two more Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure at 1:46:43.  Episode highlights include discussions about how there are just too many period pieces, the superiority of Taylor Sheridan productions, the origin of the Jeremiah Johnson gif, loving shout-outs to Jimmy Buffet and Taylor Swift, and an angry rant from Patrick about the disgust

Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.

Now listen to us very carefully - This commentary is bad to the bone and it’s in your nature to press play now. Enjoy all the quotes and fun facts as Patrick and Kelly announce to the world that T2 is the greatest action movie of all time. Come with us if you want to laugh.

Well, we saw it. Check out our before and after commentary live-ish from the CityWalk IMAX. Mid episode SPOILER ALERT for our post movie thoughts. And remember, CGI never ever marks the spot.

In this episode’s silliness, the unthinkable happens — Kelly goes on the record with his unbreakable vow to watch the entire LOTR trilogy with Patrick at a time and place of his choosing.  In the words of General Lord Charles Cornwallis, brilliantly portrayed by Tom Wilkinson in the 2000 smash-hit Mel Gibson blockbuster, The Patriot: “Everything will change… everything has changed.”  Less importantly, Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 9:30, TV Talk at 1:23:07, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:44:55.  As usual, Patrick shines in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:55:52, before barely getting by in a Disney live-action-ish remake edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:57:39.  And finally, Patrick provides a Hidden Gem recommendation for your viewing pleasure at 2:03:04.  Episode highlights include discussions about how we rank movies, the Fast and the Furious, the number of trailers you have to sit through before your movie starts, whether

It’s time to party down with another episode of your favorite movie podcast.  Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 6:23, TV Talk at 52:40, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:25:40.  Patrick gets a little too cocky and pays for it in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:37:26, before participating in a ridiculous Kelly’s collection of Laser Discs edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:40:30.  And finally, we provide a couple of Hidden Gem recommendations for your viewing pleasure at 1:48:46.  Episode highlights include gushing over Star Trek when they get it right, discussions about keeping people going to the theaters, an inability to be objective about Zach Braff, vampire Nicolas Cage, how nice young men can produce terrifying nightmare cinema, the appropriate roles for old Harrison Ford, and baby turtles.  Plus Patrick gives Kelly a passionate lesson about the history of Michael Jordan.  Sit back and fill your ear holes with all that and more!

Let us give you a word of advice — always bet on this podcast.  Roll out the champagne colored carpet cause once again, Movies N Shit is in control with clips from Orange County, Oscar talk, and Moviepass criticism. Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 25:12, TV Talk at 1:12:09, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:27:44.  Then it’s time for TWO new Hidden Gem recommendations at 1:39:50.  Episode highlights include discussions about Rocky and Creed, Guy Richie’s strengths and weaknesses, the human instinct to misrepresent, the difference between horrors and thrillers, visiting filming locations, how technology and the wealth divide have changed everything, and Sam Rockwell.  And never fear, regularly scheduled installments of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan,” What Year Did That Come Out Again?, and Guess That Rotten Tomato Score will resume next time.  (PLEASE NOTE: WE DO NOT DISCUSS THE HIT 1992 FILM PASSENGER 57 IN THIS EPISODE, APOLOGIES TO MR. SNIPES)

Cheers, listeners!  In our 1st episode of 2023 and the 56th episode of meager our lives, Movies We’ve Seen since last time begins at 7:39 (and lasts a whole delightful hour and a half), TV Talk at 1:36:25, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:47:40.  Then it’s time for another edition of “Not Like This, Christopher Nolan” (formerly “What the Hell Did He/She Just Say?) at 2:08:31 before Patrick notches another miraculous, near-perfect score in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 2:11:49 and Kelly plays us out with an all-new Hidden Gem recommendation at 2:13:25.  Episode highlights include discussions about how the environment in which you see a film, how many times you see the film, and how old you are when you see a film inform how you feel about that film, whether Avatar is amazing or terrible/beautiful or fake-looking, award shows nowadays being a big bummer, the future of DC, old-man Indiana Jones, whether or not Kelly is in fact Mel Brooks, an

You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.

You know how time is the fire in which we burn? Well, join us as we spend a couple hours burning in sweet sweet Star Trek cinematic glory as we talk through the only real Star Trek Christmas movie. Papa, thank you for the doll, she's very beautiful.

In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 5:22, TV Talk at 37:27, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 56:39.  Then it’s time for another edition of What the Hell Did He/She Just Say (Not Like This)? at 1:15:00 before Patrick notches a near-perfect score in the latest installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:20:10 and fumbles his way through a Martin McDonagh edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:23:36.  Hidden Gem recommendations start at 1:29:45 and episode highlights include discussions about death, actors who have always been old, Star Trek courtroom episodes, the greatness of Cate Blanchett, non-risk takers, Ireland on film, the end of Halloween, masculinity through sports, and most importantly - the unusual ways that the Star Wars and Lord of the Rings series evolutions have mirrored one another in the prioritization of scheduling over story and how that has impacted Patr

In this week’s edition of the best movie podcast you’ll ever lay your ears on, Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 8:22, TV Talk at 51:55, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Trailers and Stuff at 1:18:41.  Then it’s time for Patrick to once again share his self-proclaimed gift in a brand new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? at 1:39:50 and a James Cameron edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score at 1:42:47 before your latest Hidden Gems recommendation at 1:51:41.  Episode highlights include discussions about licenses to kill, becoming independently wealthy so we can own a movie theater, triple and quadruple features and how Burbank is the best place to experience them, unofficial Star Trek trilogies, whether James Cameron will continue on as the movie-making King of the World, the darkness that you don’t remember from Pinocchio, the darkness that you didn’t know about in Armie Hammer, the storytelling legacy of Kevin Smith, a brand new edition of Patrick’s Pitch, ranking sho

Our latest episode features Armageddon talk, James Bonding talk, a brief discussion about the worst professionally made movie Patrick has seen in recent memory, Star Trek fan-hood, a 5-star review of Disney’s Light & Magic, a shout-out to long-time friend of the podcast Mike Mann, and early thoughts about Amazon’s Rings of Power (no spoilers, recording was completed before the 2-part episode premiere).  Movies We’ve Seen since last time kicks off at 9:47, TV Talk at 41:59, and Entertainment News/Upcoming Stuff at 1:03:06, before another edition of WTF Did They Just Say?/Not Like This at 1:21:30.  Then it’s on to a brand new installment of What Year Did That Come Out Again? (where Patrick “totally redeems himself” from the embarrassment of his episode 52 attempt) at 1:26:22, and a special Wolfgang Peterson edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:30:05).  Finally, the fellas wrap things up with a heart-felt tribute to Nichelle Nichols at 1:50:15.