Movies N Sh*t

It's our eleventh commentary episode and the movie is Se7en (not to be confused with Seven... or Slevin, for that matter).  We invite you to descend into the hellscape that is David Fincher's ultimate mid-90s work of dark art.  Impeccable tone, the elegance of Freeman, and the befuddled brilliance of hot, young, newcomer Pitt.  Travel back in time with Movies N Shit, listen as Kelly gushes over the masterful technique of Fincher's team, and Patrick says, "Ugh, so good" a whole bunch of times.  You don't want to miss it.

Movies N Shit launches its 2020 Halloween episode with a detailed discussion about the brilliance of the original zombie movie masterpiece, Night of the Living Dead, a movie that Kelly and Patrick have both recently seen, before a spirited discussion about other Movies We’ve Seen (12:20) interrupted by a dramatic “Night of the Living Dead style” late-breaking 007 news interruption (18:51) and then continuing with part 2 of our regularly scheduled Movies We’ve Seen (22:54) segment.  There’s also TV Talk (40:36) that includes baseball, superheroes, and the power of hope in our favorite science fiction properties, as well as Entertainment News (57:53) where commercials and new movie trailers are highlighted (1:04:00) and another of Patrick’s can’t miss movie ideas is stolen as evidenced in this week’s edition of Patrick’s Pitch (1:09:44).  Lastly, Movies N Shit presents a Halloween themed scary movie edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:13:43) before leaving you with a trio of frightening Hidde

Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?  Because we're talking 1997's terrifyingly slithery cult classic, Anaconda, that's why!  Movies n Shit is back with its scariest commentary yet.  So sit back, have a watch and a listen, because if we know anything, it's 90s flicks featuring giant, monster snakes.  Also featuring -- JLo, when she didn't just look young, she was young.  And Ice Cube, as a young USC student surprisingly in his element battling snakes and psychos in the jungle.  And most importantly, Jon Voight, in the boldest performance of his storied career. 

Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?  Because we're talking 1997's terrifyingly slithery cult classic, Anaconda, that's why!  Movies n Shit is back with its scariest commentary yet.  So sit back, have a watch and a listen, because if we know anything, it's 90s flicks featuring giant, monster snakes.  Also featuring -- JLo, when she didn't just look young, she was young.  And Ice Cube, as a young USC student surprisingly in his element battling snakes and psychos in the jungle.  And most importantly, Jon Voight, in the boldest performance of his storied career. 

Everyone tuning in is now dumber for having listened to us… and for that, you have our thanks.  Movies n Shit is back for another round of chit-chat.  Today’s episode opens with a bit of nonsense before your regularly scheduled segment of Movies We’ve Seen (3:43) and also movies we plan to see during the Halloween season, including The Lodge, An American Werewolf in London, and many more, with impassioned digressions into sub-genres we don’t really care for and Nicolas Cage, who we do really care for.  We kick off TV Talk (32:10) by reviewing the 2020 Emmys, then spit-ball about the brilliance of The Boys and the season premiere of SNL, new shows like The Third Day and We Are Who We Are, and season finales of Ted Lasso and Raised by Wolves.  Entertainment News (57:53) features big franchise updates, the challenges of literally filming in outer space, final thoughts on Tenet, not even close to final thoughts on Star Wars, theater updates, and the latest trailers.  Finally, Movies n Shi

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(To be read in the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait) The podcast has started! Not really, we just wanted you to scroll to Movies n Shit to make sure you didn’t miss anything.  Hey! We’re podcasters and this is a movie we watched with John Cusack and Demi Moore called One Crazy Summer! This movie has all the stuff that normal movies have (and more).  Everyone loves it (sort of) and you’ll love every minute (maybe)! By the end of the movie, you’ll feel like you’ve grown as a viewer personally.  You’ll feel a little bit better about who you are as a viewer. Okay, let’s press play... it really is a commentary for One Crazy Summer!!

(To be read in the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait) The podcast has started! Not really, we just wanted you to scroll to Movies n Shit to make sure you didn’t miss anything.  Hey! We’re podcasters and this is a movie we watched with John Cusack and Demi Moore called One Crazy Summer! This movie has all the stuff that normal movies have (and more).  Everyone loves it (sort of) and you’ll love every minute (maybe)! By the end of the movie, you’ll feel like you’ve grown as a viewer personally.  You’ll feel a little bit better about who you are as a viewer. Okay, let’s press play... it really is a commentary for One Crazy Summer!!

30 episodes!  Welcome to the club, man(s and womans)!  In honor of this milestone episode, we bullshit for a good 10 minutes before diving into Movies We’ve Seen (10:42) since last time where we bullshit even more about drive-in theaters, the tone of old favorites in new sequels, social media addiction, the shortcomings of American legislation, and more!  We rattle off some TV Talk (51:18) that includes new stuff and some not so new stuff, just to keep it interesting.  Entertainment News (1:08:47) features recent losses, bitching about Star Wars, the future of casting via Artificial Intelligence, and underwhelming new trailers.  This week, Movies n Shit presents a special James Bond edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:31:29).  No Hidden Gems OR Lord of the Rings news this week, but we do wrap things up with a critical discussion about The Matrix (1:41:00).  You won’t want to miss it.

An Austin Powers endorsement of capitalism jump starts the conversation this week and launches the fellas into the impassioned dialogue you’ve all come to expect.  This week’s shooting the shit includes discussions about Movies We’ve Seen (3:12) featuring Kelly’s problems with An American Pickle, his fascination with Money Plane, and even more talk about Swordfish!  TV Talk (27:23) includes an in-depth examination of Amazon’s Hunters series, which may or may not have ripped off one of Patrick’s un-produced, un-optioned, unwritten super-spy scripts, described in detail in the 2nd-ever installment of Patrick’s Pitch (44:02)!  Entertainment News (51:50) includes the newly announced opening of AMC theaters around the country, the stunts of Mission: Impossible, Star Trek trouble, fortuitous run-ins at In-N-Out Burger, and the latest trailers of upcoming flicks.  And this week’s Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (1:14:39) revolves around the complex films of Christopher Nolan.  As always, the

Goodness Gracious, great balls of Fire! If you feel the need for speed, if you’re asking us to take you to bed or lose you forever, if you’ve had your fly-by request denied because the pattern is STILL full... then put on your day time shades and pull up an elementary school chair in whatever empty aircraft hanger you happen to be sitting in. It’s the greatest Naval recruitment tool ever produced on videotape.... Top Gun

Goodness Gracious, great balls of Fire! If you feel the need for speed, if you’re asking us to take you to bed or lose you forever, if you’ve had your fly-by request denied because the pattern is STILL full... then put on your day time shades and pull up an elementary school chair in whatever empty aircraft hanger you happen to be sitting in. It’s the greatest Naval recruitment tool ever produced on videotape.... Top Gun

Patrick’s jump starts the convo this week with an emboldened defense of Forrest Gump (2:06). Then, hold onto your butts for a Movies We’ve Seen (15:44) segment featuring analysis of 1989’s Kickboxer, a deep dive into the first of the 1970’s James Bond films - Diamonds are Forever, and more.  Enjoy another brief conversation about TV (35:02) with a focus on the future and world building of the Star Trek franchise.  In a stunning move, books are discussed (41:13) and a few podcasts are recommended before the latest Entertainment News is covered (49:40) with tributes to some legends we’ve lost since last time [fair warning: it gets dark], the state of the latest theatrical releases, and movie cars you could own.  The latest segment of Guess that Rotten Tomato Score features the misunderstood films of M. Night Shyamalan (1:05:19).  Then enjoy a few Hidden Gem recommendations (1:30:51) for the continued quarantine.  Shout out to 2000’s Reindeer Games and all the real life Space Cowboys pus

This commentary exists in a world beyond your world. Providing insight that you can only fantasize about. Like driving stick shift for the first time with a hail of automatic gunfire reigning down, nothing can prepare you for (one of) the best movie(s) of 2001. Earrings, pencil-thin goatees, techno music, computer hacking montages, expensive boobies, flying buses, cinematography blanketed in green tint, and a bank heist that puts Dog Day Afternoon to shame. Prepare yourself for the misdirection of... Swordfish.

This commentary exists in a world beyond your world. Providing insight that you can only fantasize about. Like driving stick shift for the first time with a hail of automatic gunfire reigning down, nothing can prepare you for (one of) the best movie(s) of 2001. Earrings, pencil-thin goatees, techno music, computer hacking montages, expensive boobies, flying buses, cinematography blanketed in green tint, and a bank heist that puts Dog Day Afternoon to shame. Prepare yourself for the misdirection of... Swordfish.

This week’s special edition podcast kicks off with a passionate discussion about the brilliance of stupid comedy.  Then, hold onto your butts for a Movies We’ve Seen (5:34) segment that has it all — thoughts about Kurt Russell’s haircut in 1994’s Stargate (10:51), cinematic time loop theories (22:46), and movies that just don’t get made anymore…or at least not as well.  Enjoy a brief conversation about TV (38:42) with some recommendations that will keep you up at night, followed by the latest Entertainment News, featuring shout outs to some legends we’ve lost since last time (42:50), the content issues with re-opening movie theaters, and the excitement of redband trailers.  Finally, Movies n Shit presents an Andy Samberg edition of Guess That Rotten Tomato Score (59:27), and a couple of hidden gems to get you through those cold, lonely, COVID nights. Big shout outs to Patrick’s childhood friend, Spencer Dail, and also his mom and dad.  And as always, thanks for listening, everybody.

Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

Great Scott! Traveling thru time ain’t like dustin’ crops, boy! Without precise calculations, you could end up listening to a couple of clowns from 2020 talking about two friends from 1985 trying to survive a Wild West town in 1885... boy, this is heavy.

The Movies N Shit Independence Day Podcast Special begins with the greatest Presidential speech ever delivered, and it’s all downhill from there.  The boys are back, and after a brief discussion about quarantine life and the state of the world, they dive right in to what they’ve seen since last time (7:30)… spoiler alert, they’ve seen a lot of stuff.  So strap in for some quick reviews, recaps and welcomed digressions that include — bitching about JJ Abrams, the quality of drive-in movie theaters, and the future of stage shows available for streaming.  TV Talk (49:06) leads to Entertainment News (1:02:03) where notable losses, movie theater updates, Michael Keaton’s return as the Dark Knight, and the many talents of Jamie Foxx are all discussed.  The episode wraps up with Hidden Gems (1:21:21) and Guess That Rotten Tomato Score - Patriot Edition (1:24:40), where Patrick unapologetically rides for the supremely underrated 1991 classic, The Rocketeer. The Producers would like to apologize f

It's coming!  Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment.  If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymore Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentary is for you.  Take a trip back in time to 1996 and enter the suck zone (it's not what it sounds like...we're pretty sure) as we present to you, at least the second most famous movie ever to feature a tornado.  Strap in and enjoy the mayhem.