Movies N Sh*t

It's coming!  Actually, it's here... Podcast Commentary #5 brings F5 sized laughs and entertainment.  If you like Pepsi, caravans, open fields, broken relationships, Philip Seymour Hoffman dialed up to 11, traumatic childhood experiences, consequence-free break-ups, confusing ensemble casts, drinking out of hamster straws, or just a lot of shit flying through the air, then this commentary is for you.  Take a trip back in time to 1996 and enter the suck zone (it's not what it sounds like...we're pretty sure) as we present to you, at least the second most famous movie ever to feature a tornado.  Strap in and enjoy the mayhem.

A quarter of a hundred episodes in and still going strong!  Episode 25 begins with a brief discussion about laughter — something we all need right now — and a brief discussion about James Bond — something Kelly and Patrick both want right now.  Movie talk picks up (10:50) with brief digressions into the choices of actors and how perfect or perplexing they can be, along with separate reassessments of Sandler movies and the Abrams Star Trek flicks.  TV talk picks up (30:37) with special emphasis on Space Force… both the new Netflix show and the force of the latest installments of the Star Wars documentary series, Disney Gallery: The Mandalorian.  Entertainment News (55:41) includes weather reports, shuttle launches, over editing, youtube karate, and (hopefully) upcoming theatrical releases.  Kelly drops an all-time Hidden Gem (1:14:57) that may change your life, and everything wraps up with another edition of fan favorite - Guess that Rotten Tomato Score, Alien Edition (1:21:02). 

Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats!  Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys! This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

Like Indy, we hate Nazis.  But we LOVE commentaries.  So we're at it again!  The boys with the mics are back to talk you through the 3rd (and best) installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy.  Get ready for a thrilling quest, a race against evil and the ultimate father & son sit-com, all rolled into one... featuring scout troops, circus trains, motorcycles with necessary sidecars, Zeppelins, unnecessary camels, and a whole shit-load of rats!  Have the adventure of a lifetime keeping up with the Movies n Shit boys! This one is specially dedicated to Patrick's dad, Tim Finan, who took him to the movies and introduced him to Indy... and to Nick Grishkoff, who urges your hosts to stay on topic during these commentaries.

Like the incomparable Kobe Bryant, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with a brief discussion about Michael Keaton (2:02), the GOAT of all Batmans, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Keaton, the guys get into what they’ve been watching in isolation, what they think of Tom Hardy, and re-watchable flicks — how to watch them, and why it’s worth it (5:49).  They fulfill their contractual obligation to talk about Star Wars and give mad props to Richard Linklater’s Before Trilogy before diving head first into TV talk (41:52).  Highlights from TV include modern masterpiece Dave, a Last Dance retrospective, and a total dismissal of the latest Seinfeld special.  Entertainment News kicks off at 57:44, the guys say goodbye to some late, talented greats and cover the reimaginings of sci-fi greats: Space Jam and Star Trek, before discussing a potential return of the movie theater experience.  As always, Patrick crushes Guess that Rotten Tomato score (1:1

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...

An alien enema never looked so good! We’re back for the third in our trilogy (so far) of commentaries.  If you love movies but don’t understand evolution, then THIS is the movie for you! Join us as we talk you through the hilarity and hi-jinks that frankly, just wouldn’t be allowed anymore. This one has it all - meta Fox Moulder, the guy from the 7up commercials, and Academy darling - Julianne Moore, like you’ve never seen her before. Until next time, happy viewing everybody...

Like the incomparable Michael Jordan, this episode is really something special.   The show opens with an inspirational clip to keep you all going during quarantine.  Then Kelly sits back and allows Patrick to rant passionately about classic, cinematic masterpiece, Rocky (1:30), why it’s the GOAT of all sports films, and why you’re wrong if you can’t see that.  Post-Rocky rant, you’ll find reviews of movies like Extraction and Iron Eagle (15:11) a definitive ranking of Hollywood Chris’s (18:41) an endorsement of the Newcomers podcast, discussions about the structure of the Star Wars trilogies and how you can spend your May the 4th/Star Wars day this year (26:57), the eye brows of Rachel Weiss (36:20), and Patrick’s greatest fears (39:42).  TV talk kicks off at 43:13, and after a brief discussion about Hollywood’s take on Hollywood (54:00), the guys examine the hottest new piece of entertainment — 1998 Chicago Bulls documentary: The Last Dance (59:25).  Entertainment news topics (1:15:4

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens! Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! (Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

(Sung to the tune of the teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon opening credit song) Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! It’s Nic Cage, free masons, and Sean Bean! Diane Kruger uses lemons, so they can read, Exposition’s handled real well, while stealing documents from Harvey Keitel! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! Jon Voight thinks they’re pregnant like they’re teens! Urban Outfitters supplies our hero’s jeans, Nic cage plays it straight but that’s cool, Made up facts, cooler than what you learned in school! Criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, criminals in National Treasure, thieves of independence... Turteltaub power! (Note from Kelly: sorry ya'll about Patrick's less than awesome audio this week. We're working on it.....should be even better than normal next week!)

This week’s episode begins with an important documentary clip about the current state of the world.  The guys then springboard into the old stuff they’ve been watching in the absence of much new stuff (4:34) with an enlightening digression into the 90s fascination with Tarantino, desert settings, and coin operated, vibrating hotel beds.  The (good) Terminator films spark a brief discussion about sequels, cut scenes, and commentaries (20:14), before TV talk begins (29:33), and the guys gush over how surprisingly great Dave and 80s cop movie references are in the landscape of modern television.  The entertainment news segment (38:03) includes iconic losses, cinematic leaps in technology, projected dates for theater re-openings, and more.  This episode’s Guess that Rotten Tomato score (55:17) includes the sub-genres of Nicholas Cage and Star Trek flicks.  And it all wraps up with this week’s Hidden Gems (1:12:13).  As always, thanks for listening and keep washing those hands! 

Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes!  Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary.  We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1990 mega-smash hit: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes!  Fire up your Netflix account, grab an extra cheesy slice, and enjoy the first-ever Movies n Shit movie commentary.  We asked, you voted, and the results were more bodacious than Bee-Bop and as radical as Rock-Steady, so here it is -- more fun than a 9 year old with a Ninja Turtle pizza thrower... by listener demand, Kelly and Patrick talk you through the 1990 mega-smash hit: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

It’s quarantine time, and everybody is bored to tears, so here it is - Episode 21, as long as Dr. Sleep but guaranteed to keep you awake and entertained while you’re stuck at home alone.  This is prime movie watching time, so grab your popcorn, sit back and enjoy as Kelly and Patrick reflect on how oddly comfortable they both are to just sit at home and watch movies and shit.  Discussions include - streaming flicks (10:15), Kelly’s movie theater watching binge before theaters closed their doors, and a plethora of google hangout movie parties.  The guys dive into the Bond series (21:32) so Kelly can brag about being a member of stitcher premium before he highlights the very best stuff he’s seen under quarantine (27:55). Patrick finally gets a little one-on-one time with the listeners (35:35), then starts down a Stanley Kubrick/Shining rabbit hole that gets curiouser and curiouser.  By popular demand, the TV discussion (54:30) focusses on the incomparable Tiger King - the laughter, the consp

We kick off our 20th pod in perfect harmony.  After a short musical number and a quick catch up, we talk about the few flicks we’ve seen since last time (4:43) with a special emphasis on the undiscovered classic, Mr. Right (11:54).  We explain David Lynch to everyone (23:31), talk TV (28:01), and the latest in entertainment news (38:44) — Bond songs, Indiana Jones directors, and more! We attempt to discuss trailers (57:24) before Skynet does everything in it’s power to stop us (1:00:52).  But we regroup magnificently when Kelly tries, unsuccessfully as always, to stump Patrick in “Guess that Rotten Tomato Rating” (1:01:48).  As always, shout outs and hidden gems are delivered (1:09:04) and as always, Kelly fails to deliver on his promise to discuss the upcoming Amazon Lord of the Rings series with Patrick.  Lots of singing in this one.  Thanks, as always, for listening.  And please RSVP if you’d like to come with us to Point Break Live!

It’s the 2020 Oscar/1-Year Movies n Shit Podcast Anniversary Special!!  We kick off this week’s pod with our pre-show Oscar predictions (4:00) and brief tangents on the nature and backlash of rating movies (8:20) before time-traveling - Kelly’s favorite - forward for our post-Oscar wrap-up (15:34).  Non-Oscar talk kicks off (at 18:25) with a discussion of the shit we’ve seen since last time, a short and confusing TV recap (35:47), and notable entertainment news (39:51) including the death of Hollywood icon, Kirk Douglas, and unapologetic love of Hollywood icon, Nicolas Cage, before Patrick guesses the Rotten Tomato scores of various films chosen at random by Kelly (at 47:00).  Our post-Oscar recap and reactions to the 92nd annual Academy Awards ceremony can be found at the 53:53 mark.  Finally, in a move as bold as awarding an international film Best Picture of 2019, both Kelly and Patrick provide recommendations of hidden gems that neither of them have ever seen (1:10:48).   No

We’re back and older than ever!  We ring in the new decade with a live gift presentation, then seamlessly transition into our regularly scheduled movie talk, beginning as we often do, with a (final?) deep-dive into Star Wars (6:05) before reviewing all the other shit we’ve seen since last time: Uncut Gems, Richard Jewell, Cats, 1917, Dark Waters AND Underwater among them (30:01), then congratulate Kelly on seeing 100 movies in theaters in 2019 and celebrate by talking TV: Mandalorian, Star Trek Discovery, and Medical Police, as well as others (54:23).  Other highlights include — the latest entertainment news, Oscar talk, and recent trailers (1:13:44), as well as the debut of a new segment where Patrick guesses the Rotten Tomato scores of various films chosen at random by Kelly (1:32:27).  Finally, we define a decade in film by giving our definitive picks for the best films of the 2010s (1:35:43) before slowly descending into madness.  As always — please like, subscribe and rate us wherever

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and May the Force be with you all as we deep dive into Star Wars and other shit to close out the millennium’s adolescent years.  This episode kicks off as all great holiday episodes should — on a note of death, honoring recent entertainment losses and divorces (4:53), then lightens up considerably when we tackle the stuff Patrick’s seen (6:46) and the stuff Kelly’s seen (13:32) with an in-depth discussion about Motherless Brooklyn (22:32).  In this week’s Trailer Talk (34:40), we discuss Ghostbusters, Wonder Woman 1984 and the power of nostalgia, before presenting listeners with another Live Trailer Reaction to the upcoming Bond flick, No Time to Die (41:48).  In the true spirit of the season, we cover some holiday flicks we’ve seen this year, as well as some all-time holiday classics (49:17), then Kelly mentions Star Wars (1:00:18) and we slowly descend into madness with discussions ranging from the magnificent Mandalorian (where Patrick debunks the reincarnate

We’re back and phatter than ever!  This week, we warn everyone about the dangers of technology, specifically - terminators and smart phones (2:48).  We recap what we’ve seen since last time - the wonderful Jojo Rabbit, the high frame rate of Gemini Man, and many more, with just a brief digression about subtitles (10:14).   We cover entertainment news - death, promotions, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and HBO stuff (23:51).  And during this week’s trailer talk, we debut another new segment…our first-ever Live Trailer Reaction! (37:31)  Then, just like the Force, listener feedback guides us back into a thought-provoking discussion about the quality of the movie-going experience outside of LA (49:47).  All that and more as we fulfill our contractual obligation to mention Star Trek, and Patrick confesses his inability to differentiate one Batman blonde from another.   Shout out to Page Avenue, you will be missed.

This week, Kelly doesn’t even tell Patrick he’s recording, and the results are magical… The guys talk Joker and all it’s magnificent darkness (4:09), Judy and faulty theater projectors (11:06), Demi Moore, books in general, and the value of one narrative medium vs. another (18:18).  They tackle entertainment news, upcoming shit, movie lots and free alcohol (26:58).  During this week’s trailer talk, they debut a new segment - Patrick’s Pitch - in which Patrick pitches his own idea for a movie or a reworked version of an already produced flick (43:46); then Kelly pours gasoline on Patrick’s fiery passion for magic rings and long walks (59:42).  All that and more as we fulfill our contractual obligation to mention Star Trek and Harrison Ford, explain frame rate to all our faithful listeners, provide a hidden gem for your viewing pleasure and discover that Patrick is incapable of pronouncing the word “spoiler” on his first attempt after drinking any amount of alcohol.   Lots of endings to this