Closing Time

As Season 1 of Closing Time draws to a close, we bust our proverbial balls to give CTP fans the most action-packed episode to date. We open the episode by doing what we do best, roasting the absolute shit out of each other. All the classic insults are being brought up, Milan’s got big eyebrows, Sully’s pasty Irish skin clashes with his beige shorts, classic stuff. But then, things change, boy, do they ever change. We then seamlessly segue into topics such as: Saweetie and Megan Thee Stallion utilizing male video vixens, shooting our mouths off, getting our asses kicked, and bros on steroids throwing tables at each other. Of course, as the title of the episode suggests, we also teach you guys how to survive in prison… because OBVIOUSLY we would know all about that world. We decided that although Sully does resemble a much more handsome Brian Scalabrine, he would survive longer than Milan in prison. The first episode of Season 2 will be coming out in two weeks. Stay tuned for an update! Follow us on social medi