Closing Time

CTP fans, the final episode of Season 3 is here! Milan’s out of school, and out of control, while Sully is back in class and packin’ a whole lot of sass. Sully’s had it. He’s done. He’s one class into his final semester, and if he has to hear one more comment about a classmate’s pet bird, he’s going to have a coronary. Milan has been a man without a country since finishing his final exam. He’s been looking for a job, but he’s been putting far more effort into pretending to be a rock star. Thanks for listening to all these hours of us trying to be funny. Stay on the lookout for even more funny stuff in Season 4! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The new year is here! Unfortunately, Milan and Sully started 2022 trapped in two separate homes. What did they do with their time? Sully started singing homemade sea shanties, and Milan learned that he may be closely linked to Neanderthal DNA. This episode is starting the year off right! We riff about a chronic re-gifter, gym bros, and saving the drama for your mama. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! We appreciate you to the moon and back. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Happy holidays Closing Time Nation! This episode, we hit you with a little bit of everything. It’s the sampler platter of entertainment! Sully tells the story of a guy who refers to himself as “the man.” As you can imagine, “the man” sucks. He sucks a lot. Meanwhile, Milan explains the funniest way to start an argument during the holidays. On a side note, there are few things funnier than arguing with your family while wearing an elf hat. Other topics covered include: a confusing thrift store, clapping at the movie theatre, and the reason Twitter has become a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Stay safe out there Closing Time fans! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

CTP fans, you guys better call Steve Harvey, because this episode is a Family Feud. Sully talks about helping his sister through teenage drama, while Milan rambles about an awkward encounter featuring his mom, dad, and a friendly waitress. Other topics covered include: the audacity it takes to modify an A&W order, people who think Gary Vee is cool, and a documentary about Hollywood’s most risqué moments. Thanks for listening Closing Time nation! We’re here, you’re there, and none of you guys are square. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

CTP fans, we have a holiday ritual that must be completed every year. Well, this year, our ritual took a turn for the stupid! After a few hours of rockin’ around the Christmas tree, we decided to do the impossible. What was “the impossible?” Well listen in to find out! We also talk about Sully controlling his ‘hanger”, a child that destroyed Milan’s self-worth, and American Eagle employees ruining the jean-buying experience. Thanks for listening CTP nation! Stay warm, stay wicked, and stay winning. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

It’s December, and our holiday cheer is already here! We kick off the episode by explaining how a mother we’d like to get to know forced an advent calendar into our home. Was it weird? Yes. Are we happy she did it? Also, yes. We talk about the worst father ever (he’s on TikTok,) fake motivation and Christmases that have spiraled out of control. Thanks for listening Closing Time fans! Get festive out there. We’re watching you. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Big news! Sully has money and a job! He’s a new man, he’s got a new plan, and he’s cooking in a cast iron pan (like rich people do). Sully’s ballin’ out of control, as he reminisces on a high-class birthday party, describes the “new him,” and rants about earnest eyes. Meanwhile, Milan exposes Sully’s arguing tactics, sparks a heated debate about the Black Widow, and develops a scale to determine the hotness of any male. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Many people don’t know the rules of fun. Many don’t even know the rules exist. Well they do, and we're here to teach you all about them! This episode gets educational. We teach you how to tell better stories, how to bend rules, and how avoid little snitch narks. We also talk about a very fun and very tiny man, snoring like a dad and Irish exits.  Take care and take a chill pill Closing Time Nation. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Just as we predicted, people were overflowing with spooky angst this past weekend! There are few things funnier than grown men arguing while dressed as the Mario Bros. Having said that, we have some stories that are! We talk about taming drunken fools, Borat reincarnated, and digging through the lost and found. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Stay safe, stay smart, and stay sultry. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Spooky season is upon us, and we’re here to tell you — there’s levels to these scaries! If you’re going out on the town this Halloween, we tell you how to be remembered, how to be forgotten and how to survive a night of madness. We also talk about the horrors of working at a 24-hour restaurant, a crazy guy on the loose and about a pool shark with an attitude problem. Thanks for listening Closing Time fans! Stay safe, stay spooky and stay honest. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Sully’s having a rough time with the world of Bumble, but does he care? No. Ask him. Go ahead. He’ll tell you himself. He. Doesn’t. Care. For that matter, we don’t even care if you listen to this episode. Just kidding, we’re desperate to keep your approval. In this episode, we talk about denying a pretty lady’s request to dance, how Wii Sports can cure insomnia and about a kerfuffle caused by Iron Man 3! Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Please keep supporting us. We were just kidding, we actually do care about you guys. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

We’re back on the booze! After a few failed attempts at entering dive bars, we found a new place to enjoy the sweet taste of bottom shelf alcohol. But it came with a cost! We had to dance. Now, you may be asking yourself — what’s the big deal? Well, you haven’t seen us dance. It’s not always pretty — but it gets the people goin’! This episode is even more wild than usual. We talk about dancing on stages, getting rejected and pretending to smoke. Stay safe, stay slick and stay thirsty. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Love is in the air! Sully attended a wedding! As expected, there was a beautiful bride, but there was also a speech based on “The Book of Lynyrd Skynyrd,” and a photographer that was not a good person. Get over yourself Jackie! We also talk about theatre kids crushing our dreams, a stakeout of Lord Farquaad’s castle, and limping with a smile. Thanks for listening CTP fans! Stay safe and stay thirsty. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

We’re back on the road! As promised, this episode features countless tales from our trip to the west coast! We biked, we hiked, and behaved like little tikes! We also tell stories about the beauty of dive bars, pandemonium outside of a Winnipeg Jets’ game, and offer an in-depth analysis of the Blues Clues message that caused global heartbreak. Thanks for listening! You guys are very good. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

A single question has been sweeping the nation. Soft lil’ b-word boys everywhere have been asking each other, “what does MGK have that we don’t?” Mainly a job. We start there. We also wonder why the hottest people in the world never smile. You’re hot. Lighten up. CTP fans, we are now well-travelled. This episode features tales from the sky, an encounter with a clown gone rogue, and a psychological analysis of guys who try to hit on girls during election day. Thanks for listening guys! You guys are far better than just ok. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

We’re back. You heard it right. We are — back. And we’re not back in the sense that we’re here but we’ll be leaving again shortly. No. We. Are. Back. In our first episode back from our brief hiatus, we talk about teaching construction workers how to read, faking your own nickname, and about how rollerblading can lead to people assuming you’ve never felt a woman’s touch. This episode will not let our loyal fans down, and we thank you for your continued support. Keep listening and stay thirsty! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

CTP fans, we have a theory. Well, technically Sully has a theory. He thinks there’s list of words guaranteed to send any guy into the never-ending sinkhole known as the friendzone. Listen in to find out what they are and if they are actually repulsive to a potential date. We also talk about trying to sing a happy song while in a sad mood, a close encounter with a car-jacking, and the song “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” Thank you for all your continued support Closing Time Nation. It really does mean a lot to us. Take care and stay thirsty! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

What’s better than spreading a rumour? According to social media, nothing. What kind of a weirdo takes the time to delve into the life of a TikTok Rockstar and analyze their innermost turmoil? Not us. Having said that, we do analyze their analysis, so figure that one out. We also talk about the worst headline ever, old guys, and sending teddy bears as an apology. See ya next time! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

That’s it. We’ve had it. After a long stretch of good behavior, the CTP boys are back on the booze, and they couldn’t be more excited about it. Listen in to the seventh installment of season three to hear Sully and Milan rant and rave about the creation of vampires, the shitticanes that follow a night of hard drinking, and near-death experiences. Thanks for listening Closing Time fans! Stay safe and stay thirsty! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Dumb kids, rebellious old people, and hot moms. Need we say more? We probably should. In the sixth episode of season three, we talk about a tanning session that turned weird, Facebook poetry, and a sugar bender that caused near heart palpitations. Thanks for listening losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski