Closing Time

Sully and Milan have some unrealistic goals to pursue, and they’re here to share ‘em! Sully wants to be as famous as the guy who invented the pizza pop, and Milan wants to understand what that means. Both goals may never be reached, but who cares? Not us. We also rant about the humble brag of the century, old school directions and crackhead karate. Take care losers, and we’ll talk to you soon. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

This episode starts with a need — a need for speed. Sully must have watched all the Fast and Furious movies over this quarantine because he’s got a story about weaving through traffic in a race against his empty gas sign that rivals the drifting skills of Vin Diesel himself. We also talk about a girl who likes “cute ugly guys,” an encounter with a ‘60’s hippy, and the trouble with shotgunning drinks. Thanks for listening CTP Nation, and we’ll talk to you soon! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

It’s getting hot and weird in this episode. We talk about “sexy news,” cringy dads (that’s not the sexy news), and people who think they’re too good for their job. These weekly episodes will not relent. We aim to please, and we will not cease (these episodes). Take care losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

In this episode, we talk about love — via email. Apparently, Ben Affleck is back with J. Lo and won her heart using MSN instant messenger! The balls on this guy! We also talk about getting vaccinated, Jake Paul’s menacing ways, and clocking Jon Hamm in the noggin. Thanks for sticking with us Closing Time Fans! Things are looking up around these parts, and we appreciate all of your support. Take care losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Season 3 is finally upon us, and you know what? We’ve changed. We are no longer broke boys! We are now mediocre men! What do mediocre men do? You’ll have to listen in to find out. In the first episode of season 3, we talk near-miss car crashes, Dr. Phil impressions, and why being broke is better than being rich. In season 3, we’re going harder than ever, and all we can say is we hope you’re ready! Take care CTP Nation, and look out for a new video coming soon from us! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

There it is Closing Time fans, 25 more episodes in the can. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried (not) and we’ve had a good time. Thanks for sticking with us for 2 seasons and 50 episodes of CTP! In our final episode of season 2, we are total degenerates. We talk about compulsive lying, fighting with a guy in India, and a late-night procrastination session that involved orange juice, Dilly Bars and a whole lot of growling. Thanks for all the support, and we’ll see you in season 3! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

After a brief hiatus, we are back! Guys, Hot Girl Meg The Princess has taken the news cycle by storm, but so has Hot Girl Meg Thee Stallion. Here at the Closing Time Podcast, we are fans of both Megs, but the ORIGINAL Hot Girl, Meg THEE Stallion is cooler in our minds! How can you not love someone who calls themselves THEE anything? We are even considering changing this podcast’s name to Thee Closing Time Podcast. More on that later. Outside of the Hot Girls Megs, we also talk about lying in zoom meetings, Dairy Queen workers and the craziest Dr. Phil guest who ever existed. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Closing Time Nation, we have huge news! Sully has finally contacted Twitter and has erased his haunting childhood account! We keep this episode duper super positive! Nothing but positive vibes on this joint! Look at how many exclamation points we’ve used already! In this instalment of God’s favourite pod, we talk about what it takes to be a contestant on the show Wipeout, why Dolly Parton is one of the greatest lyricists of all time, and why the guy who wrote “War and Peace” is a big loser. On top of all of that, Milan and Sully remember fond memories of an old friend! Take care Closing Time fans, and we’ll talk to you soon! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Well guys it’s finally here. 2021 has arrived and as everyone can probably tell, it’s starting off like an absolute dumpster fire. We are choosing to frame it as a “there’s nowhere to go but up” type of scenario, but that can be very difficult to do. That is why we tried to keep this episode very light and mostly silly. We’re just trying to give you guys a break from all the shit the world seems to like to continually dump on us. This episode Milan talks about the legend that is his mom, while Sully sings praises toward his favourite aunties. We also ramble about a maniac who claims he’s “ready to love again,” the reasons masculinity sucks, and people who hate us. Take care Closing Time Nation, and we’ll talk to you soon. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Don’t let the intro to this episode fool you, this instalment of God’s favourite podcast is much more than just a Christmas episode. The average civilian sees the holidays as a time to relax and spend time with family. We see it as a time to make absurd comments and try to prove ridiculous theories with your best friends. Believe it or not guys, Milan truly believes he has solved global poverty. He thinks that it all starts with being nicer to nerds in high school. Is he on to something? You’ll have to listen to find out! Sully on the other hand, has an interesting theory on the inevitable downfall of TikTok and the dances that come with it. Unlike Milan, he is definitely onto something. We also rant and rave about two major paradoxes: Miley Cyrus’s seemingly undeniable talent, and whether or not Conor McGregor should beat the shit out of Jake Paul. Have a happy and safe holiday season Closing Time Nation. We appreciate you guys to the moon and back. Talk to you in the new year! Follow us on social media: Twi

Closing Time Nation, consider this a public service announcement. Although we’ve made it through another gruelling, tedious, monotonous semester of school, Milan is still pretending to read books. This is complete and total anarchy. Somebody needs to knock this guy off his high horse before he rides it all the way to Doucheville — population him. He seriously needs to be stopped. Listen to this episode to hear Sully bring him down a peg and remind him that although he can pretend to read, he is still a moron. Other topics we cover include: the fine line between ass kissing and taking initiative, Sully’s Red Light Fantasy, and the trouble with people reselling the clothes that they thrift. Stay safe out there CTP fans, and we’ll talk to you soon! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Closing Time fans, we’re gonna come clean. In this episode we get a tad neurotic. Sully rants and raves about the audacity of his dad. How dare the legendary Wayne call and ask him how he’s doing!? Meanwhile, Milan babbles about how he can’t sleep at night due to a chess robot named Nelson. He’s tried for weeks to beat him and has even read scholarly journals of chess, but nothing can quench his thirst for victory. It’s evident that COVID-19 is finally starting to get to us, but we say this in the name of comedy. Milan cries about how he could never make the NBA and Sully gives an in-depth analysis of Gordon Ramsey shattering innocent people’s dreams. We also attempt to describe our new hobby, fake texting, debate who cleans the house the best, and question the stability of our sanity. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation and take care of yourselves! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolb

Closing Time Nation, we’re here for you! If you live in our home province, you’ll know that we’re under-going round two of quarantine. If your mental health is going to shit, you’re not alone! In this episode, we ease your pain by making fun of the downward spiral that is our declining sanity. Some topics we cover include: Milan sobbing like a baby because of Mike Tyson's wisdom, Sully’s maniacal mood swings, and an out-of-this-world analysis of depressed ravers. Thank you to everyone who sent us some hilarious questions to answer for this episode! They are much appreciated. Thanks for answering the call! Things will get better Closing Time fans! But until they do, we’ll be here for you, trying to take your mind away from the bullshit of the world with whatever it is we do. Stay safe out there losers, and we’ll talk to you soon. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayd

Closing Time Nation, we need to let you in on a little secret. Milan and Sully have been at odds ever since the infamous "game night." A highly suspicious Instagram message was sent from one of the guy's accounts. But who sent the message!? Milan blames Sully, and Sully blames Milan right back. What would result, is a very sad and screwed up version of what the CTP Boys think a court of law is. Listen in to hear the guys plead their case... AND defend their honour. Other topics covered include: the time a much younger Milan and Sully accepted halloween candy from a lady residing in a crack den, an analysis of hot halloween costumes, and Milan's irrational hatred of Monopoly. Thanks for listening CTP nation, and we'll talk to you soon. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Happy Thanksgiving Closing Time fans! We are thankful for each and every one of you (lame). In all seriousness, everyone has something to be thankful for. Sully is thankful for a BOGO deal from a local pizza chain that supplied him with breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a long weekend alone. Milan is thankful to be back under Sully’s wing, who always laughs at all his jokes and never ever finds him annoying in any way whatsoever (yeah right). This episode we are back on our horse shit. We rant about how white people’s music has no rhythm but also describe the many situations where some emo-centric jams might actually come in handy. We also talk about the phrase “I need to decompress,” lemony scented bubble baths, group chats that suck and Lebron’s constant need for attention. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Hora

Guys, psychopaths across the nation are insisting on breathing their straight-up stank breath onto innocent civilians. Here at the Closing Time Podcast, we would like to say that these people always have the worst breath and never brush their teeth. Do you brush your teeth? Of course you do. Because if you're a rational person you probably have no issue wearing an extra piece of cloth. This episode is a wild one. One moment we've got our suits on while making fun of the American presidential debate, and next thing you know, we're rambling about Brayden's Tonka truck ass and getting drunk with dads.  We also saunter through topics such as crashing weddings, smoking cigarettes and handsy ladies. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation. Mask up! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

CTP Nation, your favourite podcast is back in business! This episode we talk about leaving the comfort of our home and exploring the outside world, where new people lurk... drunk... ready to give us life advice. We also discuss a Winnipeg YouTuber in distress, and the joys of acting classes online! If you're wondering why we sound so cool, no, it's not because we are trying to be the next Lil' John — I turned on auto-tune as a joke and I couldn't get it off. #whoops New episodes will come out every second week. School is punching us directly in the Nard Dogs, so bear with us as we finish out our last year of university. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation and stay safe out there. Mask up! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

We're gonna get right down to it guys. We have found the absolute greatest name for a business that has ever existed, "Blunt Force Trauma." Care to wager a guess as to what line of work BFT is in? The answer will undoubtably be the most shocking thing you've heard this hour. Guys, times may be shitty. Our province is absolutely botching Covid precautions to eat burgers with onion rings on them and to host glow-in-the dark raves. But have no fear! We are here to ease your pain, as we reminisce about the joys of getting some new(ish) back-to-school clothes in our youth. We also ramble about defending our sibling's honour with fisticuffs and an awkward dating encounter you have to hear to believe. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation and stay safe out there. Mask up! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Guys, this may be our most, how should we put it? "Interesting" title to date. You gotta hear about our current living situation. A seven foot tall Serbian is torturing us with the sounds of sin. But have no fear! We have a plan to deal with him and his dazzling damsel. We also talk about Milan's glorious retirement from the wonderful world of construction, reminisced about a fight at our grade eight pinewood derby and traced the roots of Milan's stubborn nature.  Thanks for listening CTP Nation. Mask up and stay safe! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

In this episode, we show how cultured we are. We kick off the episode by talking about a documentary, because we’re wicked smart and we watch those all the time. It wasn’t just any doc, it was about a bulldozer gone rogue, that destroyed all of this guy, Merv’s enemies. It’s absolutely bonkers. We also go OFF about the best movie of all time, Samurai Cop and tear up as we take a trip down memory lane. Thanks for listening losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski