Closing Time

The CTP Boys shake and jimmy their way into another episode, where they debate how much a summer of dancing lessons would improve their skills on the d-floor — spoiler alert: not very good (but above average). Sully also tells the tale of a crazy women with blue feet disturbing the peace, Milan admits he's in love with Alicia Keys, and the boys discuss their thoughts on Kraft Dinner's newest marketing scheme. Thanks for listening losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Beep beep bitches! The Closing Time Boys are backing up... into the future, figure that one out. This episode is one for the books as we rant about something on everyone's mind these days, dump truck asses. We also rant about Sully's resemblance to Ms. Universe's ex-lover's best friend (we'll explain), a local rap song that has led generations of high school parties, and the phrase "pour one out for the homie." This episode is a little "all over the place," but it's packed with laughs from beginning to end. It is one of our favourite Closing Time instalments to date! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Eight episodes into to season 2 and the CTP Boys are still cooking with gas. Listen to the newest episode where Milan discusses his brave expedition dangling high above Winnipeg's cold, hard pavement, Sully's birthday bash for the ages, and the boys take on more stupid inspirational content. Thanks for listening losers. We are featured on this weeks episode of Winnipeg's Finest podcast check that out here: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/episode-108-comedy-achieving-manhood-harsh-reality/id1434751422?i=1000485544484 Check out our interview on Wesley Studios here: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/92-brayden-and-milan-the-closing-time-podcast/id1262787507?i=1000465855989 Thanks for listening guys! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

It's Sully's 22nd birthday and the boys are celebrating with an in-depth look at country music's biggest competition, a near fight with Winnipeg's Tony Hawk (on CRACK) and whether or not Kombucha is certified mud juice for hippies. Check out episode 7 of Closing Time's second season for an abundance of laughs... and a singalong... We are featured on this weeks episode of Winnipeg's Finest podcast check that out here: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/episode-108-comedy-achieving-manhood-harsh-reality/id1434751422?i=1000485544484 Check out our interview on Wesley Studios here: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/92-brayden-and-milan-the-closing-time-podcast/id1262787507?i=1000465855989 Thanks for listening guys! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The Closing Time Boys have escaped the comfort of the a/c absent melting box they call their apartment, and reconnected with nature as they spend the weekend getting hammered at a friends cabin. In the sixth episode of season 2, the boys talk popping tires, Sully almost dyeing naked at the hands of an ill-advised midnight swim, and a singalong to some of 2008 best songs. Till next time losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Holy bag of dicks. Hey everyone, I am the best at something, this is Milan by the way. Anyway, it's true, I, Milan Horanski, am the world's best day dreamer. Sully may be a close second, but I am the best. In this episode, the two of us talk about some wild day dreams as well as hood rats shooting fireworks at houses, Sully getting aggressively hit on (he's the man) and racist foods.  This episode covers more funny topics than you can shake a stick at. I admit, that was a lame saying but y'know what? This episode needs to get published soon or else the Closing Time nation will have a conniption fit. You guys are the best and we hope you enjoy this episode! Stay safe and stay thirsty losers. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The CTP boys are working men! Sully slings cocktails like no other and Milan is learning the ins and outs of the wonderful world of construction.  Here's the million dollar question... are you guys smarter than a construction worker? Sure, you may know how to read and write, but have you ever operated a diamond grinder? Probably not, which in the construction world makes you a complete and total idiot. We also ramble about karaoke, partying and losing our tempers. You do not want to miss this episode! We also raise a toast to you guys, the CTP Nation (trademark pending) you guys are the best fans in the game. You warm our ice cold hearts. Until next time, stay safe losers. 

Well CTP fans, season 2 of God's pod is in full swing, and as CDOVs (Chief Deputies of Vibes) we have to say the vibe levels are astronomical. In EP 3, Sully battles a nasty hangover and pure delusion and Milan questions why he is even friends with his co-host. They talk about a new friend who may suffer from a rare condition called "Bro-itis," and a night filled with stories that will make you think, "did these guys pass high school?" They also dissect the world's best Instagram bio, Sully's Father's Day home run and Milan's aspiration to become Canada's most angry lawyer. Thanks for the constant support and love, we appreciate all of you from the bottom... you know the rest. Till next week losers. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Summer is here and both of us are turning 22! Milan already has and Sully will be very shortly. Has an extra year of life made us any wiser? Absolutely not.  In this episode we ramble about a guy who casually used the phrase "do you know who I am?" We also stimulate listeners with highly intellectual conversations about a girl that hit on Sully using advanced car terminology, our hometown's obsession with becoming the pizza capital of the world, and horoscopes. Season 2 is in full swing and we couldn't be happier. Stay safe out there, and keep on listening Closing Time fans! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

After a two week hiatus, the CTP boys are back! Guys we are so back, like Backstreet... we are back. Ok, ok I'm sure you get it. We're just super excited about Season 2 of Closing Time finally getting underway! In this episode, we talk about our new job title, Chief Crushing Officers. The job is a lot of work, but with great power, comes great responsibility. We're like Spiderman the same way your great aunt Brenda is a certified guidance counsellor — she isn't, but calling herself one gets her through the day. We also talk about looking gross, fitness models and most importantly, Black Lives Matter.  Thank you so much Closing Time fans for riding with us for 26 episodes. We don't say it much because we're too busy calling you guys losers, but your support really does mean the world to us. Without you guys we're just two guys who are slightly less cool. Thanks a million and get to listening! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Po

As Season 1 of Closing Time draws to a close, we bust our proverbial balls to give CTP fans the most action-packed episode to date. We open the episode by doing what we do best, roasting the absolute shit out of each other. All the classic insults are being brought up, Milan’s got big eyebrows, Sully’s pasty Irish skin clashes with his beige shorts, classic stuff. But then, things change, boy, do they ever change. We then seamlessly segue into topics such as: Saweetie and Megan Thee Stallion utilizing male video vixens, shooting our mouths off, getting our asses kicked, and bros on steroids throwing tables at each other. Of course, as the title of the episode suggests, we also teach you guys how to survive in prison… because OBVIOUSLY we would know all about that world. We decided that although Sully does resemble a much more handsome Brian Scalabrine, he would survive longer than Milan in prison. The first episode of Season 2 will be coming out in two weeks. Stay tuned for an update! Follow us on social medi

The CTP Boys put on their thinking caps for episode 24 as they discuss Winnipeg's finer things. Milan and Sully rant about being broke idiots amongst the Yale Street Elite, turning to a online test to find out if a scary girl has a crush on Milan, and reading Sully's Facebook fight with a girlfriend thief in the 8th grade. One more episode till the end of season one of The Closing Time Podcast. We can't wait to share bigger and better content in season 2! Stay safe out there losers. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

In episode 23, the CTP Boys take a little trip... a trip that most would not have the stupidity to attempt... a trip through Winnipeg's most treacherous neighbourhood... a trip in search of beer at 2 o'clock in the morning. A long the way, the boys encounter a house with melted windows and a door that was blown off, a crack den, and a guy execute the perfect "hammer-fist" while screaming "don't make me call my boys." We also ramble about risqué photography, Frozen 2, and screaming. Stay safe out there losers. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

It's official ladies and gentlemen... the CTP boys finally hate each other. Remember when we made that episode all about friendship? What a bunch of horse hockey that was. Drinking a big ol' quarantini has finally taken its toll and we despise each other's faces. In this episode we discuss all the ways we have been grinding each other's gears during the pandemic. We also remember the most acrobatic twerker our city has ever seen and fantasize about being a hot girl on Instagram.  Also just kidding guys, we don't actually hate each other. Stay safe losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

In episode 21, The Closing Time Boys introduce a new segment they like to call "Talk Your Way Out Of This." In the new segment, the boys try to navigate their way out of a sticky scenario given to them by the other host. Sully and Milan rip apart a must see cringeworthy video, Milan gives his take on the 2013 smash hit Frozen, and The Closing Time Podcast welcomes its first sponsor. Huge thank you to Flair Airlines for sponsoring this episode. Once COVID-19 is history, book your trip across Canada with Flair to get the best deals on flights. Check out a brand new Closing Time sketch debuting on Flair Airlines social media account as part of the #theuplift campaign! Stay safe. Stay home. Stay thirsty. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Times are tough, but here at The Closing Time Podcast we are taking this opportunity to step beyond our creative limitations. In our 20th episode, we celebrate a year of making you laugh by sharing new drinking game ideas that are sure to keep you entertained. We also babble about odd job interviews, The Stock Room (if you know... you know), and debate the best Disney movies that shaped our childhoods. Thank you for listening to our stupid, dumb voices for over a year! Stay safe. Stay home. Stay thirsty. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

In this episode we take a trip back to the pre-quarantine days... the glory days. The CTP Boys share their favourite childhood sport stories, tales of agonizing defeat, and a forbidden love story brewed in Brandon, Manitoba's Holiday Inn. Weekly episodes coming to all residing in Isolation Nation! Stay safe. Stay home. Stay thirsty. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Back in their hometown, the boys are rediscovering what it's like to live with their parents and have nothing to do but bitch and complain. This episode features an in depth breakdown of who would get bounced from Survivor's Fijian island, a security guard gone rouge, and a crazy drinking story from the good old days... like three weeks ago. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The Closing Time Boys have returned from TO and they will not let you forget it. Tune in to hear about the trials and tribulations of stand-up comedy in the big city,  a critical review of Hamilton, Ontario and our interaction with Ned Flanders at 5:00 in the morning. Listen until the end to find out who will be featured as The Closing Time Podcast's second guest ever. New episodes Wednesday of every second week! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The Closing Time Boys are back, on time, and ready to bring you more laughs. Milan and Sully discuss their upcoming trips to Toronto, their appearance on Wesley Studio's podcast, and their application to represent Canada in the Red Bull Can You Make it? competition. They also talk race car driving smack talk, cryptic conversations and the functionality of pizza as a food and as a saucy sports equipment. PLEASE VOTE FOR THE BOYS TO GO TO EUROPE: https://canyoumakeit.redbull.com/en/applications/3227 — you can vote once everyday from February 16 - 23! Go watch our interview with Wesley Studios: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp7trDnlLhs Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski