Closing Time

The Closing Time Boys discuss the truth behind Motivational Mondays, jobs that aren't as hard as people think they are, and the opening of The Closing Time Therapy Centre for Idiots. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Welcome to the year of The Closing Time Podcast. In The Closing Time Boys first episode in the new decade Sully and Milan voice their concerns about a possible WWIII and the fashion and diet restrictions that would come with it. Sully tells stories about a coworker that has the personality and bad habits of a frat D-bag, and Milan and Sully grab their gavels to judge another another case in New Year resolution court. Tune in to find out if you're part of the "Cool Club" according to a breathtaking piece of journalism from the always credible news source –– BuzzFeed. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast  Youtube: Closing Time Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg  Twitter: @SolbergBrayden  Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The holidays have come and The Closing Time Boys are here to bring you the holiday spirit you need! Milan and Sully invite you to gather around the Yule Log channel and listen to their favourite Christmas stories. Milan discusses the dynamics of a tradesmen's story time around the dinner table, and Sully teaches us a new game involving whittled horsies and cheating grandpas. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: Closing Time Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The Closing Time Boys reminisce on some of the most wild moments of the past decade! Brayden explains how his first love ended with a hilarious twist and Milan confesses to making a 13 year-old girl cry at a polka party. What else do you really need to know?! The boys also talk about being young thugs in summer camp and how senior skip day caused Milan to do some soul searching... is he a risk taker or is he not?? Listen to find out!

Welcome to episode 11 of The Closing Time Podcast losers! This episode features dude-moms and dude-dads, a basketball kidnapping , and an EDM fist-fight in the great outdoors.  Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: Closing Time Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Episode 10 is jam packed with new segments including roasting TMZ, trashing Facebook profiles, and how we would approach running for mayor. We also create a new hit single called "The Warning Track." Thanks for watching! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: Closing Time Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The Closing Time boys finally held their own stand-up comedy show for the first time, and as you probably guessed not everything went according to plan. Two sold-out shows, a flooded basement and a relentless (and toothless) heckler were are all a part of The Class Clown Show experience. Thank you to everyone who bought tickets – we managed to raise enough money for a $750.00 scholarship for a graduating high school student from our hometown in Selkirk, Manitoba. We would like to say thank you to Gaffer's Restaurant and Lounge for letting us invade their space, Eric Antonio for recording the show and cutting it into a freaking movie, and Ty Boyd for shooting some really creative photos for the show. Thank you to everyone else that helped us out along the way, we really do appreciate your support. Enjoy the episode losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: Closing Time Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski

The Closing Time boys are back with a vengeance! But this episode is like nothing you have seen before, the boys are joined by one of the funniest comics the Winnipeg comedy scene has to offer, Jimmy Skinner! In this episode we chat about how great the Winnipeg comedy scene is, while recounting some of the hilariously bad first jokes we ever told on stage. We also ramble about the treacherous water park in our neck of the woods, as well as shamelessly plugging a stand-up show the three of us are doing September 13th and 14th!

Milan and Sully are faced with a new challenge as they nearly take on 36 teams of GQ models alone in the Beer Olympics. The boys saved lives and crushed dreams at Winnipeg's hottest soccer mom hangout – The Palomino Club. One more thing... I have three words for you – Selkirk. Beer. Gardens, BAYBEE.  Enjoy, losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: Closing Time Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter: @horanski_milan

The Closing Time boys traveled to the far away lands of Dauphin, Manitoba to uncover the truth behind what some folks call; "the ultimate hoedown throwdown," but upon arrival they found so much more... dirt. Closing Time is back ladies and gentlemen, get ready for some more content coming at you weekly. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: Closing Time Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter: @horanski_milan

In episode 5, Sully and Milan debate the truth of an idiotic separation in the depths of the Winnipeg Folk Festival campsite that left them searching for each other for hours. They also talk continue their discussion about their obsession with the word "arse." Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: Closing Time Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter: @horanski_milan

Sully and Milan reminisce about the time they became men at the West Edmonton Mall's water park. They also ramble about depressing mornings and actual shit storms. 

In this episode listen to co-hosts Milan Horanski and Sully Solberg meander through topics such as: the trouble with theatre kids, wild encounters at high-school parties, and what it feels like to get your ass kicked by an eight year old. Episode 3: 00:00 – 01:13  Welcome Back! 01:13 – 07:08  Milan’s Introduction to the Theatre World 07:08 – 09:16  Pinky Aerobics 09:16 – 11:27  Kevin Hart’s Biology 11:27 – 16:30  Mother Suckers 16:30 –  20:30  Kid Parties 20:30 – 23:20  Brandon Makowsky: Professional Prankster 23:20 – 25:15  Brandon Makowsky: Professional Bar Climber 25:15 –  29:17  Brandon Makowsky: Professional “Hottest Girl Ever” Photographer 29:17 –  31:55  Joel’s Planner of Fun 31:55 – 33:36  Real Bros of Simi Valley 33:36 – 40:30  “That’s Not Going to Fly In High School” 40:30 – 44:28  Swimming Lessons 44:28 – 53:13  Kicking Arse and Taking Hot Wheels 53:13 – 59:29  Party of the Century 59:29 – 1:00:45  See Y

Welcome back to the Closing Time podcast with Brayden Solberg, and a brand-new co-host! In this episode we talk about our trouble on transit and discuss some of our biggest pet peeves. Later in the episode Brayden puts his new co-host’s rap knowledge to the test with some of the worst rap lines ever spat. Closing Time EP.2 00:00  Intro and big announcement 01:06  Please welcome… 02:26  North Dakota sucks 06:30  Mr. Rogers thinks Milan has a secret 10:56  Black Market Transit 15:04  Weak a$$ parents 25:20  Millennial mentality 30:30  Rabid rabbits broke Milan’s face 40:11  Some of the worst rap lines ever 47:50  Hip-Hop don’t stop 52:44  Brayden’s nose pebble 57:05  Thanks for listening 58:24  End Links: https://www.complex.com/music/2016/11/the-21-worst-lines-by-great-rappers/drake-chaining-tatum Follow us on social media: Brayden Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter: @horanski_milan Thanks for liste

Welcome to the Closing Time podcast with hosts: Brayden Solberg, and Helio Kruizenga. In this episode we cover our favourite stories while under the influence, and our funniest childhood memories. Later in the episode we are joined by Brayden's roommate, and local comedian – Milan Horanski –  to talk about their crazy road trip to Calgary and Brayden's near encounter with death. Closing Time EP. 1 · 0:00    Intro and Reddit story reactions · 5:04    Brayden’s Beausejour stories · 6:56    Morning after sickness · 7:46    Brayden’s first party · 12:18   Helio’s first party · 18:10   Jell-O shots · 20:35  Poking toes & waking up naked · 22:50  Milan Horanski is in the building · 23:12    Brayden and Milan went on a road trip to Calgary · 42:15   Helio loves Burger King… disappointing · 45:10   The famous escalator story · 103:38  Thanks for listening · 104:33  End Link