What The Hell Were You Thinking

This week Host Dave Bledsoe scales the Empire State Building holding a nubile blonde and swatting away attacking bi-planes as he discusses the animals on the Internet. Trust us, they are the less intelligent species. In the show we dig deep into the killing of a gorilla in Cincinnati and how the Internet reacted. Along the way we look in on the Armenian Genocide, why we can’t take Gavin anywhere and what it means to be a true hero. (Hint, it involves a golf ball and a LOT of kegel exercises.) Additionally we learn the proper poetic form for issuing a death threat, the Sestina, and discover our host’s childhood fascination with doody. Promotional consideration for this week’s show is by Abe’s Ape on a Stick, all the flavor of Real Ape™in a cruelty free soy bar! Abe’s so good, you will never know it isn’t Ape! We open the show with the wise words of Dr. Zaius--oh oh Dr, Zaius--and close with the musical stylings of The Dickies! Remember all Death Threats should be addressed to Producer Gavin! Learn