Our Love Is Disgusting

Ray and Lucie return to talk about baseball, hate mail, and how they would each try to prevent an axe murder.

Ray and Lucie discuss Hunter Biden's dark sexual charisma, speculate about how their imaginary baby will die, and fantasize about Noam Chomsky being their grandpa.

Ray and Lucie talk about their disgusting quarantine habits, getting fired from old jobs, and a very serious illness called Cutie Baby Business Disease.

Ray and Lucie discuss quarantine sex, how Pornhub is consolidating power, how long it take a dick to rot away, and much more.

Ray and Lucie weigh the pros and cons of being quarantined and make plans for dealing with Ray's corpse when the time comes. They also discuss how they would seduce Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Lucie is a cannibal. Ray is the Sultan of the Forest. Will he be able to tame her wild spirit.

Ray and Lucie talk about abortion methods, pissing, politics, and the couple discusses the only scenario in which it's ok to kill a dog. 

Ray and Lucie discuss Valentine's Day, the fetishization of serial killers, and whether they would want to be cheated on for a large cash prize.

Lucie and Ray discuss their holidays, sordid stories of their bodies failing them throughout the years, and the lighter side of being Toxic.

Lucie thinks Ray should convince her to try cocaine. Plus, the couple discusses the ethics of bestiality and plan Ray's 2020 congressional campaign.

In the future, firemen have to have sex with your wife if you pay them $20.   But first, Ray and Lucie review "Marriage Story" and discuss alternatives to religion.

Ray and Lucie recall past relationship woes, Ray challenges Lucie's dedication to being cucked, and the couple debate the ethics of polyamory vs monogamy.

Ray and Lucie wonder what sex is like in a cult, discuss ways to spice up their own sex life, test Ray’s knowledge of feminist history, and so much more.

Ray and Lucie beg to be canceled after their conversation about Ray's night farts evolves into a discussion about violent extremism.

Ray and Lucie talk about dating, the most recent mass shootings, and Lucie's drunk alter ego that only appears when she watches the West Wing. Plus, Lucie talks about how birth control turned her into a monster. 

Ray puts Lucie on trial for her crimes of mispronunciation and her heated reaction to Aaron Sorkin, and questions the validity of her lady cuck identity. 

Ray and Lucie imagine an alternate universe filled with Rays, dip their toes into social activism, and Ray tries to get Lucie into tennis by villainizing Novak Djokovic.

Lucie and Ray discuss how their ambitious plans for vacation went awry, getting rolled on Coney Island by the freak show, and the introduction of "Walrus Kump."

Ray and Lucie break down their first fight as a couple, Lucie unveils a plan to make Ray more attractive to strange women, and the couple finally gets to the bottom of Herpes.

Lucie and Ray discuss their new life-hack for morning sex, attending their first wedding as a couple, and get into a fight with a woman who wanders into their apartment during the podcast.