Late To The Table

The guys kick of their annual spook-tacular! Maybe watching a movie called “The Purge” on Indigenous Peoples/Columbus day is a little too on the nose. Topics include: Home Alone, death robots, Earthbound, and a bunch of other bullshit.

Who will die in the stunning conclusion to last week’s episode? Will it be the most obvious characters? I mean yeah, what do you want? Talk about fairy tales? Gummi Bears? Get ready idiots, here it comes!

Episode 200! One of the best musicals of all time! Topics include gross things that you’re embarrassed to type.

On the eve of their 200th episode, the boys watch the sports classic, The Sandlot. Does it hold up 25 years later? Why is there always a fat kid in these movies? How can we get to outer space? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED.

Their backs against the wall due to viewer requested terrible movies, our heroes strive for greatness.

Does a movie from the far-flung year 2006 hold up in 2018? Are Mike and Rich just haters? Haters gon’ hate, Stanley Tucci gon’ great.

The boys put on their best pastel button downs and vintage suits to discuss the modern classic, The Matrix. Goddamn it. I meant Moonrise Kingdom. I always do that. We didn’t have to talk about the matrix, we could have talked about other things, sports, girls who broke our hearts…The Matrix. Go go go! Get into it!

Two professional entertainers meander and misled while vaguely talking about the sports classic Hoosiers. If you like gross tangents, boy are you in luck. Sorry.

Two nerds/dorks/losers watch the ultimate cult movie about brain surgeon/scientist/ninja. Does it hold up or fail the test of time? Find out my friends!  

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise may be vampires in real life. Those dudes don’t age. Does the 1994 film Interview With The Vampire hold up? Can art direction save a movie? Blood boy take the wheel and listen up babies!

Does the 1981 Ivan Reitman comedy Stripes hold up? Are the guys finally not disappointed by an 80s comedy? Can The charm of Bill Murray conqueror all? Listen and learn my friends!

You wanna know what trust is? Trust is uploading an episode of your podcast that you know needed to be highly edited (because it was made by three gross dudes) without listening to it…right after your partner comes back from comic-con…and probably isn’t functioning at 100%. Uh oh! Apologies in advance! Please direct all your hate mail to iraglass@npr.com!

This episode was suppose to go up next week! We flipped ‘em! You were suppose to listen to an episode on Pleasantville. YA’LL HAD NO IDEA. Just wait until this is a trivia question jeopardy someday, ya bums. Does the John Hughes’ Weird Science hold up? Is Anthony Michael Hall the worst? FIND OUT NOW!

The guys get more off topic than normal while they check out the 90’s comedy Kindergarten Cop. Topics include cartoon spin offs and Middle Earth sex moves.

Two men watch a movies from the 80s and talk about it. It’s a banner week on Late To The Table! Topics include trunk based activities and remembering to buy nice pens for your friends.    

A joke gets out of hand and the gang ends up reading the bible. Does it hold up in 2018? Is it the greatest story ever told? Will Sequel’s Month ever end?

Sequel’s month/life continues! Listen along as two handsome devils check in on the 1989 classic, Lethal Weapon 2. Somehow they talk about Christmas and human centipedes on father’s day. What? How do YOU celebrate?

Two idiots kind of talk about one of the greatest movies of all time. Does it hold up? Why do we post these at 6 in the morning. Holy crap. I gotta be more responsible about sleep. No one cares about ol’ Mikey McKellis as long as they’ve got your hot piping Late To The Table episode on Monday morning. No one cares about the cost. You people sicken me. This podcast is made by human beings! We bled!

The guys mix it up by talking about the Super Mario Universe instead of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Couldn’t they just talk about the Godfather? NOPE. Could they resist making jokes about a character named Hymen Roth? NOPE. Could they alienate all of the women who listen to the podcast? YUP. Whoopsies!

Sequel’s Month never ends! Never! You hear me! It’s memorial day and we watched a movie where a guy beats up a foreigner wearing American flag shorts. We didn’t plan this. I mean it’s pretty good though, right? Rocky IV raises so many questions and provides so little content. 80% montage, 19% punching, 1% James Brown, and 100% jingoism. Let’s go baby!