Late To The Table

Oh shit. Oh shit. Its sequels month baby! Does Conan The Destroyer hold up in 2022 or are we all just victims to Zachary Ty Brian in the Octogon? What? What do words mean? Find out baby!

Take this! Take this bonus episode! Hopefully it will make up for the audio disaster that occurred last week. The Daniels are the hottest directors on the planet after Everything, Everywhere, All At Once, but does their first feature film hold up? Let’s get into it!

Whoops! Rich’s audio didn’t record! We lost a whole episode! We’ll record another episode to be released next Monday to make up for this monstrosity. What is this monstrosity you ask? Well...it’s a short rehashed 30 minute episode. It is the face of madness. Feel free to skip unless you REALLY love Late to the Table. See you next week, babies!

OH HO! Happy summer babies! Let’s see if a 1971 film about police work holds up! It can’t be any worse than police work in 2022, right? RIGHT? CLINT EASTWOOD YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN

Happy July 4th! Don’t think of this Independence Day as a funeral for America, think of it as the first day of America 2! You know an America where women have even less rights. Uh oh! Times are bad and we watched a 1996 disaster film to cope with the dread. Does it hold up? Man, I don’t even know anymore.

Oh man. Another banner week on your favorite podcast, Late to the Table! Does 2010’s(?!?) Black Swan hold up? Have we made the perfect episode of this podcast? BECAUSE I FELT IT. I WANT TO BE PERFECT. MORE FART JOKES! MORE AVENGERS JOKES, YES, YES. PERFECT.

America’s foremost forensic experts investigate the forgotten Disney film, Oliver & Company. Does it hold up in 2022 or is it just a pile of Billy Joel leavings? Ch-ch-check it out babies!

Let’s take another dip into the Michael Bay, bay-bee!  Can Armageddon possibly hold up?  I mean it’s got a pretty good cast.  Ben Affleck is there too.  Eddie Griffin has an immortal dog.  What's not to like?  Right?  RIGHT?!

Mike and Rich drop in to check out 2004’s The Notebook.  Is it a timeless love story of days gone past or does it not hold up to the harsh light of 2022?  Find out baby!

We’ve watched Jeff Goldblum transform in his career from a sexy leading man to a sexy eccentric grandpa.  Now we watch him turn into a goddamn hamburger skinned fly.  Does David Cronenberg’s cult classic movie hold up? WE. WILL. PROBABLY. TELL. YOU!

The crew checks out the quasi-forgotten Spielberg film, Amistad.  Does this 1997 legal thriller hold up in 2022 or are we just distracted by a young Matthew McConaughey cosplaying?  FIND OUT MY DUDES. 

Whoa whoa whoa.  Who goes there?  Is it a refreshing take on the zombie genre or a train to no where?  TRAIN TO BUSAN, DOES IT HOLD UP?  FIND OUT YOU INFANT.

The guys lose themselves in the moment of checking out a movie that is somehow twenty fucking years old.  Holy shit.  Does the Eminem quasi biopic hold up or is it just vomiting spaghetti?  FIND OUT BABY.

The gang attempts to go 3/3 watching good movies in 2022!  Can they do it, or will they become way too depressed by The Green Mile?!?  I don’t want to brag, but I’m ALWAYS depressed!  Do your worst Frank Darabont!

Aw Yeah baybee!  It’s time for another episode of America’s only podcast, Late To The Table.  Does the 2007 David Cronenberg film Eastern Promises hold up in 2022?  Who brings a dong to a knife fight?  What animal would you feel comfortable having sex in front of? FIND OUT NOW.

Whooooaaa Nellie!  The gang kicks off 2022 proper with an extra long and meaty episode of Late to the Table!  Does the 1995 movie heat hold up or is it just a beautiful doll house of mid 90s action?  FIND OUT NOW YOU LITTLE INFANTS. 

The boys countdown their top and bottom 5 movies of the year.  Rich accidentally time travels. Mike tries to break a curse by finding a loophole where you make love to an automobile.  You know.  Standard stuff. 

Ho ho ho howelcome!  To the last Late To The Table of 2021!  Does the 2004 Miyzaki film Howl’s Moving Castle hold up to two sexy losers in 2021?  Or is the thin veneer of the main character’s criminal actions wash away like so many tears in the rain?  HELL IF I KNOW DAWG! But you can find out…..now!

It’s that time of year!  The crew of elves here at Late To The Table are watching your favorite holiday films!  Does the 1989 Christmas vacation hold up?  Do any John Hughes films really hold up?  Does Chevy Chase really hold up?  He looks terrible.