X-aspirations

X-Aspirations Episode 067 X-Men #66, March 1970 "The Mutants and The Monster" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Sal Buscema, Inked by Sam Grainger, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee. At Long Last, Angel's Lament! In Which We Discover That No Chrome-Headed Genius Can Resist The Siren Song Of A Size 20 Hulk Crammed Into Size 10 Pants, That The Craisin Is The Most Sensual Of The Dehydrated Diminutive Fruits, And That The First Thing Hulk Must SMASH… Is His Own Self Doubts! You Can Rock It, You Can Reel It At The Mutant Sock Hop… Hop… Hop! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com

X-Aspirations Episode 066 X-Men #65, February 1970 "Before I'd Be Slave..." Written by Dennis O'Neil, Pencils by Neal Adams, Inked by Tom Palmer, Lettering by Jean Izzo, Edited by Stan Lee. Dammit. Janet. Pym Slaps You! In Which We Find That Cyclops Prepares For All His Alien Invasions With An Intense Series Of Kegels, That Real BFFs Should Brutally Attack Each Other At Any Provocation, And That The Loathesome And Terrible Z'Nox Are Secretly Beloved By The American Society For The Betterment Of Scrabble (ASFBS)! You Know Who Would Have Made Quick Work of The Z'Nox? Thundarr, That's Who! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 065 X-Men #64, January 1970 "The Coming Of Sunfire!" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Don Heck, Inked by Tom Palmer, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee. Manga, It's Not Just Italian For Eating Anymore! In Which We Learn That No Marvel Crisis Is Complete Without The Abject Terror Of A Hippie, That Bobby Can Not Even Stand To Steam Clean His Carpets, And That If Your Uncle Asks To Take You To Your Childhood Home Always Be Sure To Get A Becquerel Count! The World's Avante Garde All Meet At The Chateau Dirbage! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 064 X-Men #63, December 1969 "War In The World Below!" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Neal Adams, Inked by Tom Palmer, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee. Otto Never Schmisses! In Which We Discover That Ka-Zar Loses Interest Fast In Things He Can Not Punch, That Cats Have Nothing On The Lives Of Magneto, And That You Could Take A Subway To China If It Weren't For The Damn Mole People! Apparently Robo-Magnetos Need No Explanation! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 063 X-Men #62, November 1969 "Strangers… In A Savage Land!" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Neal Adams, Inked by Tom Palmer, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee. The Refridgerator That Broke The Damsel's Back! In Which We Learn That The Savage Land Tourist Board Is At Its Wits End With Ka-Zar, That Savage Times Were Shirt Free And Easy On The Eyes, And That There Is No Being Or Creature, Be They Alive, Dead, Or Sixty Million Years Extinct, Who Does Not Want To Punch Angel Right In The Face! If I Told You About A Product That Combined All The Best Features Of The Tube With All The Convenience Of The Slab, How Much Would You Pay?! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 062 X-Men #61, October 1969 "Monsters Also Weep!" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Neal Adams, Inked by Tom Palmer, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee. Of Course You Know, This Means War! In Which We Discover That Doctor Lykos Seldom Walks Anywhere But When He Does It Is Like An Egyptian, That Face Punches Sooth Warren Like A Warm Bottle Of Milk, And That Sauron Has Much More Competitive Event Rates Than Those Uppity Goodyear Blimp People! Marvel May Have Oversold The Majesty And Grandeur Of Scarsdale! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 060 X-Men #59, August 1969 "Do Or Die, Baby!" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Neal Adams, Inked by Tom Palmer, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee. The Rumours Has It! In Which We Discover That Beast Is Not Altogther Pleased With Scott's Commitment To His Personal Safety, That Our Future Robot Overlords Will Never Host A Pity Party, And That The Alphanumerically Low Robots Deserve An Award Just For Trying! Ladies Dig The Monitron! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 059 X-Men #58, July 1969 "Mission: Murder!" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Neal Adams, Inked by Tom Palmer, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee. Sex, Dope, Comics, and Cheap Thrills!! In Which We Find That For A Guy With Such A Biblical Name Angel's Religious Education Shows Some Fairly Substantal Gaps, That Havok Is Equally Well Dressed For Both The Tour De France And The MTV Music Awards, And That We Should Never Forget That Sentinel #8 Is The Baddest MoFo Robo In The Land! Just Imagine The Damage You Could Do With A Concentric Rhombus! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 057 X-Men #56, May 1969 "What Is... The Power?" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Neal Adams, Inked by Tom Palmer, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee. We Will Neal Before No Man! In Which We Find That Alex Summers Has Skin Of Milky White And Blood-Red Lips, That The Snake Headdress Is The New Corporate Power Tie, And That Egyptian Exterminators Should Mainly Focus On The Dromedary Infestations! Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? Nope, It's Ra! Also Included: "The Flying A-Bomb!" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked and Lettered by Sam Grainger, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 056 X-Men #55, April 1969 "The Living Pharaoh!" Written by Roy Thomas, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by Vince Colletta, Lettering by Jean Izzo, Edited by Stan Lee. At Last, Stories of Substance! In Which We Discover That Warren May Be At Risk For Punch Drunk Syndrome, That Sarcophagus Smugglers Need To Keep It Light and Breezy, And That More Villains Have Been Undone By A Potty Break Than You Might Think! Hey Lafayette, Forget Pershing! The X-Men Are Here! Also Included: "Where Angels Dare to Tread!" Written by Roy Thomas, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked and Lettered by Sam Grainger, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 055 X-Men #54, March 1969 "Wanted: Dead or Alive -- Cyclops!" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Don Heck, Inked by Vince Colletta, Lettering by Jean Izzo, Edited by Stan Lee. Notes From The Underground! In Which We Find That The Jackal-Headed Deities Always Get The Crap Chores, That Santa Needs To Crack Down On His Little Helpers Moonlighting, And That While Bobby Likes The Idea of Japanese Fashion He Has Not Really Had The Time To Look Into It! 10,000 Bohemians: Now That Would Have Been A Great Band! Also Included: "The Million Dollar Angel" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by Vince Colletta, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 054 Ka-Zar #2-3, Marvel Tales #30, Dec. 1970 - April 1971 "From The Sky... Winged Wrath!" "...In The Den of the Dazzler!" "To Cage an Angel!" Written by Jerry Siegel, Pencils by George Tuska, Inked by Dick Ayers, Lettering by Sam Rosen and Art Simek, Edited by Stan Lee. Jerry Writes What He Knows And He Knows A Man Can Fly! In Which We Discover That Security At All Our National Monuments Seems Woefully Underfunded, That Angel Is Not Above Consuming Crustacean-Shaped Man Meat, And That The Worthington Estate Is Built On A Bloody Foundation Of Human Containment Tubes! Take The Law Into Your Own Hands Is The Biggest Unwritten Law Of All! Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 053 X-Men #53, February 1969 "The Rage of Blastaar!" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Barry Smith, Inked by Michael Dee, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee. Eat, Drink, and Make Barry! In Which We Learn That Jean Is Fighting A Lifelong Battle Against Asymmetrical Cleavage, That Xavier Blew His Mansion Decoration Budget on Vaulted Ceilings, And That Smart Superteams Recognize the Value of Large Appliance Corporate Sponsorships! Wherever There Are Malevolent, Twisted Versions of Grapes of Wrath Speeches… Blastaar Will Be There! Also Included: "Welcome to the Club, Beast!" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Jean "Simek" Izzo, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 052 X-Men #52, January 1969 "Twilight of the Mutants!" Written by Arnold Drake, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee. 2011: An X-Odyssey! In Which We Find That Cyclops Has An Unswayable Commitment To The Business Of Show, That One Should Never Open Erik the Red's Bag of Tricks In Front Of A Minor, And That Even Stan Lee Was Trying To Cash In On The Twilight Phenomenon, Thirty Years Before Its Publication! You Would Think That Anti-Human Fascists Would Be Better At Roof Construction! Also Included: "The Crimes of the Conquistador!" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 051 X-Men #51, December 1968 "The Devil Had A Daughter!" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Jim Steranko, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Sam Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee. To Tariff Is Human, To Forgive Custom Fees Divine! In Which We Learn That Lorna Dane May Be Less Fresh Than Advertised, That Cyclops' Inability To Pucker Up and Blow Causes A Lot Of Inter-Team Strife, And That Magneto Loves His Monogram… Which Is Another Word That Starts With M! Heck, Filial Duty Doesn't Even Make My Top Twenty! Also Included: "The Lure of the Beast-Nappers!" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 050 X-Men #50, November 1968 "City of Mutants" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Jim Steranko, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee. Steranko Brew -- Killin What's Inside of You. In Which We Discover That Supervillains Are Irresistibly Drawn To Scandinavian Modular Furniture, That Magneto Likes To Spend His Downtime Cruising The Caribbean Mixing Fruity Drinks, And That The Only Dark Lord To Which Lorna Dane Will Bow Down Is His Royal Highness, The Blizzard of Oz! Until Evil Mutants Recognize That Systems Of Meritocracy Vastly Outperform Those Founded On Hereditary Monarchy, They Are Doomed To Wear Those Silly Helmets. Also Included: "This Boy -- This Bombshell!" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.co

X-Aspirations Episode 049 X-Men #49, October 1968 "Who Dares Defy... The Demi-Men?" Written by Arnold Drake, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Herb Cooper, Edited by Stan Lee. Charlton In Charge! In Which We Find That Iceman Practices Total Domination of the Salad Bar, That The Troubles of Mesmero All Stem From His Zero J-Date Response Rate, And That Modern Hair Styling May Hide A Multitude of Mutants! Nobody Questions Beast About His Gimp Mask! Also Included: "A Beast Is Born" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by I. Watanabe, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 048 X-Men #48, September 1968 "Beware Computo, Commander of the Robot Hive!" Written by Arnold Drake, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by I. Watanabe, Edited by Stan Lee. Wood You Like To Hear Some Real Crime?! In Which We Learn That Marvel Girl Believes That Microphones Are Stealing Our Souls, That Scott Has A Face That Suggests Staying Power, And That Only An Evil Robot Would Choose Reverse Alphabetical Order! Handle Your Oven Hot Biscuits With Care! Also Included: "Yours Truly The Beast" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by I. Watanabe, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 047 X-Men #47, August 1968 "The Warlock Wears Three Faces!" Written by Gary Friedrich and Arnold Drake, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee. Drake Brings His Sense Of Doom! In Which We Discover That Iceman May Be Hiding A Herniated Disc, That Hippie Thugs Make Up For Their Mindless Brutality With A Strong Commitment To Multiculturalism, And That The One Thing The Warlock Fears Above All Else Is The Textile Industry! Hey, Bobby-Boo, I Am Smarter Than The Average Mutant! Also Included: "I, The Iceman" Written by Arnold Drake, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Verpoorten, Lettering by Joe Rosen, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/

X-Aspirations Episode 046 X-Men #46, July 1968 "The End of the X-Men!" Written by Gary Friedrich, Layouts by Don Heck, Pencils by Werner Roth, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee. Friedrich Scripts Were Not Ghost Ridden! In Which We Find That The Juggernaut Manages To Get By With Only Two Stages of Grief, That There Is No Helmet That Can Protect Against A Women's Intuition, And That If Push Came to Shove, Bobby Would Really Rather Have The Carvel Cookie Puss! Hey Kids! Check Out The Latest Administration Of The Estate of a Deceased Person! It's Da Bomb! Also Included: "...And Then There Were Two" Written by Gary Friedrich, Pencils by George Tuska, Inked by John Tartaglione, Lettering by Artie Simek, Edited by Stan Lee. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com And send us comments at xteam@x-aspirations.com The closing music is "Drinkin Buddies" by Six Hung Sprung http://podsafeaudio.com/jamroom/bands/1164/