Pk And Dk

Laugh with our daily morning show!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Welcome to a #tootyourhorn Tuesday! Episode 629• 559 is checking in during today’s round of Instant Voice Notes (IVN’s)• Random question of the day: What is the craziest thing you've seen at someone's house? • PK gets called out for his comments on tomatoes + will we ever get the recipe for “green salsa”?• Denise shares her experience of getting butt naked at a Korean Spa + gets an intense scrub down called “seshin” • From 300 feet in the air Avery in his crane checks in and plays “Match 2”• Is there such a thing as crane sports?• We get a photo opp we CAN’T REFUSE• Christmas is here already !• Top 3 things include the Artemis 1 test launch scrubbed, PSL are back + how to score $$ for getting your furbaby tattooed on your body • Scrappy is Hannibal Lector • 20 Questions about what Denise’s mom has in the kitchen • Producer Elia gets bit by “Sloth”• The K’s get uninvited from Producer Elia’s

Laugh with our daily morning show!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Welcome to a brand new week! Episode 628• We listen to your IVN’s• “Sporatical” is indeed a real word?!• PK’s still looking for the recipe for the green taco sauce aka salsa verde • We take your home remedy calls • Bond, James Bond Ruiz calls in to confirm this is indeed his name • Today’s One Random Question: What’s the story behind your name ?• We try to find out what “Duryan” really means• If you had five minutes to hide a paperclip in your home from a detective who has 24 hours to find it - and if they don't, you get $1 million where do you hide it?• Diane C. from Rome, Georgia + kiddos call in to play Match 2• SpaceX and T-Mobile team up, school district decides on spanking as last resort and we get dad vibes from a SW airline pilot + more in top 3 things• Duryan updates us on his side hustler• Girls night vs Boys night• Duryan recaps his trip to Oregon • We learn what the phrase, “c

Laugh with our daily morning show!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Happy #Friyay YAYYY ! Episode 627• Listener Susan has a message to all you listeners; time to subscribe !! • PK is making listeners sound like robots?!• One of y’all enjoy eating scorpions • We hear from our runner up in the sweetest video of the day • Discord chat check in• DK reads your DM’s including one story that’ll pull at your heart strings and another about a psycho ex stalking a listener!• PK shares a story of a neighbor who tried to murder a homeowner and his wife• Today’s one random question: What song titles do you still screw up?• Jillian from Iowa takes “Match 2”• Duryan asks an inappropriate question while mixing up Iowa and Utah • Birthday shoutouts return!• Duryan tells us how to travel for free • SO MUCH MORE!Subscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop.com/Games, pictures and videos: www.PKandDK.com

Laugh with our daily morning show!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Happy #ThrowbackThursday ! Episode 626• The crew is back together! Duryan made it back from vacation• We listen to your Instant Voice Notes (IVN’s)• Jax wants a tattoo … of our LOGO?• Another trip is gifted to ATLANTA! Ahexa + Mom Alicia are ATL bound• What was PK doing in the bathroom? • Today’s one random question: What home remedy do you swear by?• Duryan explains why he peed on his mom in American Samoa • PK and Duryan go back in the day in another epic round• PK and DK’s neighbors love “Bayou Boy”• Julie B. from Atlanta takes on Duryan for “Match 2”• Birthday Shoutouts return … and could it get any worse?• Its “DK and Old Balls” in the morning • The boys attempt to complete each other's movie quotes • PK is obsessed with Ryan of One Republic• We learn about Duryan’s potential Russian Blue Cat + a human to cat translator in today’s final thought• SO MUCH MORE!Subscribe for ad-free lis

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Today, we catch up with Duryan and Tony as we get ready for our huge giveaway tonight! Watch live at: pkanddk.com (link will be up by 6pm CST)Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lSubscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop.com/Games, pictures and videos: www.PKandDK.com

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• First time caller leaves an IVN’s about a job that gets a bad rap • More calls on craziest thing you’ve seen at work • An all time favorite clip; PK's porsche blows up • Duryan is a visionary! … kinda; Jerry’s prank gone wrong • Beerman Kenny has an idea to get the mystery box to Atlanta• Bug Bite Thing Insect Bite + Sting Suction Tool is what you need in your life right now• Sometimes sweet, always sour … SCRAPPY, Duryan’s dog keeps biting DK • Today’s one random question: Is there somebody in your life that doesn’t like you… why?• MacGyver teaches PK how to improvise • The Triscuit sandwich is what PK has taught TikTok• Apples next event, a foot was found at Yellowstone + today's national holidays in top three things• We review the movie “Vengeance” in Sunday Spoilers • A decade later, the real tragedy of the Manti Te’o story ("Untold: Th

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• More brown recluse spider stories! • Duryan shares another listener's visionary story• Kevin says stamping dollars is NOT legal! “Where’s George.com”• DK's Hollywood Hashtag• You tell us how we can ship the #MysteryBox to our ATL show• Denisse calls in with an update to her new teeth from Mexico • We hear your stories about the craziest thing happened to you at work• Jerry “Storms the Kitchen” AGAIN and gets an applause! • BIG news on the Oregon VS Georgia game makes Denise cry• + so much more!Subscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop.com/Games, pictures and videos: www.PKandDK.com

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• A listener shares her home remedy of a brown recluse spider bite • Have you ever registered your ring cam to help out the police?• PK asks for your anonymous calls on when you got away from the cops• Clo and 7 year old daughter Gia check in• Duryan needs a permanent implant of his ring (like Lil Uzi Vert and his head diamond) • DK get's peed on during a Mumford and Son concert • Omar gives PK a hard time not installing the ceiling fan• There’s a serial pooper on the loose! • Today’s one random question: What’s the weirdest thing that has happened to you at work?• PK’s fat feet cause an argument • We catch up with Duryan• PK trains Duryan’s dog “hypothetically” …• Thank you to everyone who is behind the scenes sticking and supporting! • Hearing aids, are becoming more accessible, why beer is getting so $$$ + a lugg"age thief was caught thank

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Duryan’s visionary services are requested to help find a lost credit card• Your IVN’s teach us about Amazon Flex + is it all or none with the illuminati?• Should Duryan get his wedding ring implanted in his finger?• Extra Work Tony calls out PK and his “Double Decker”• Today’s Random Question: What was your first car … and your story on how you got it?• We listen to a story of a listener who had a SPIDER in her EAR and what the doctor said• Mike A. in Sandy, OR takes on Match 2 with Denise• We get another finalist for our first class round trip tickets to Atlanta!• DK reads your comments on something you hated that you now like from our facebook.com/pkanddk page • PK wants a hall pass for Martha Stewart• two muscle cars are being discontinued, quite quitting is now a thing + this airline is cutting more flights for holiday travel in today’s

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• A listeners insane wedding night had him finishing the keg• DK reads your DM’s about the most annoying house visitor • A first class ticket update… not looking good • We try to help a listener who’s girl wants a ‘hall pass'• Josh W. in Portland calls makes up his own “Match 2” • An Amazon mystery • Today’s random question: What did you hate until you gave it a go?• Duryan’s good karma angers Denise • Capri Sun and baby swings are being recalled + footage of a meteor hitting the atmosphere and more in top 3 things • Duryan checks in from the casino• + MORE FUN and LAUGHS!Subscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop.com/Games, pictures and videos: www.PKandDK.com

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Your IVN's drop one of the craziest stories yet• PK get's called "nothing but a god d%@n low down dirty son of a b!%ch"• Denise drops a serious question about kids• The show receives mail • Today's 'One Random Q': What is the most annoying thing a visitor has ever done?• Denise tells you why it's about to cost more to send gifts this holiday season • Duryan looks for his ring• Who let the cows out?• + MORE FUN and LAUGHS!Subscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop.com/Games, pictures and videos: www.PKandDK.com

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:As Duryan is out for two weeks, we decided to do a birthday drop with everyone that has submitted (until the 23rd)! Submit your birthdays: pkanddk.com/birthdaysSubscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop.com/Games, pictures and videos: www.PKandDK.com

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Happy #Friyay YAYYY! • Extrawork Tony checks in• A HUGE challenge is awaiting for Duryan once he comes back from his 2 week vacation• PK details on what's happening with the in-home studio• We listen to your IVN’s which one confirm’s Duryan is...RIGHT?• Try to come up with a name for Duryan’s fanbase • You answer our question; what are some unwritten rules for being a good neighbor?• Today’s random question of the day: What is the craziest thing you’ve seen go down at a wedding?• DK explains her TOP 3 craziest wedding experiences• Details on our first class round trip ticket prize• How do you expunge a record in Oregon… a request in today’s final thought• PK is being shady before Duryan flys out• + MORE FUN and LAUGHS!Subscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop.com/Games, pic

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Happy #ThrowbackThursday! • Alright, we’ve been HAD! Mi Chorizo was a joke we all fell for• Today’s random question of the day: what did you have to teach your partner when they moved in?• Lisa F. in Sandersville, GA joins the show for “Match 2” • TOP 3 stories include; Domino’s is booted outta Italy, ihop bubbles and brews, top 10 dog calming songs + more!• Duryan’s wormhole has us searching for a song with; 2 guys with long hair singing an acoustic song• Where’s our neighbors package? Investigator PK to the rescue!• PK’s classic prank returns, “Is Jim there?”• Throwback Throwdown that includes Duryan on the streets• Producer Elia checks in from a party bus • Get great rates for cheap on today’s final thought• + MORE FUN and LAUGHS!Subscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Listener Denise updates us on her new teeth from Mexico! • “Foodies UNITE” a great idea from Honey B regarding the local food scene • #TootYourHorn returns so share your GOOD NEWS anyday!• What’s that SONG? None of us can figure it out!• Today’s random question of the day: what are some unwritten rules for being a good neighbor?• PK’s dramatic spider incident • Break YA neck - why Denise can’t shake her head• PK offers to treat Duryan’s mom to a Michelin star restaurant after Duryan wants her to wash his month old dirty clothes • Jesse S. and 5 y/o son Maverick in HTOWN play “Match 2”• Trekkies UNITE! • A choice we’ve never had to make before … to join the #illuminati?• Denise can’t keep a secret • TOP 3 things include Snapchat’s new “Family Center” FBI executes a search warrant at Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort, an airline asks their exe

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• Coyote urine DOES keep cats away … or is it human urine? This IVN has us all confused! • DK needs to know: who’s peeing on the floor?• PK asks about the most beautiful bathroom view• Today’s random question: What TV show have you seen all episodes of?• Josh S. in PDX joins the show for “Match 2”• TOP 3 things: Casper is hiring professional nappers (https://casper.com/jobs/listing/?id=4440302&location=New%20York), how Airline passengers could soon be entitled to full refunds, Toys R Us locations are popping back up + more in Denise’s “Top 3 Things”• Ashley S. is sending out stickers to all getting pet portraits • Someone finally cleans the vomit bowl but NOT the mystery box• Learn how to restore old photos using this photo restoration app, powered by the GFP-GAN in today’s final thought• And so much more!Subscribe for ad-free listening (

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lToday:• We check in with Yessica and her upcoming vacation• We’re brought into a delivery room!• We ask who doesn’t stay with their partner on vacation?• Duryan is searching for 2022 trending wedding attire with “modern art flowers”• Can you pack a metal detector in a suitcase?• Lety C. in Madera, CA joins the show to play Match 2• Go fly a kite with a hole in it• Duryan shares an app, “Queue” where you can look up any movie or show, see where it's streaming, and start binging in today’s final thought • And so much more!Subscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop.com/Games, pictures and videos: www.PKandDK.com

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lDiscord chat Q&A: Friday, August 5th at 8pmToday:• Amanda drops her first Instant Voice Note + reminds us why we do this• Dre in Salt Lake wonders what language bilingual people dream in?• PK looks for a dentist • DK tries to cancel PK • Duryan wonders 'why it's getting bigger' • Denise runs down signs that it's time for you to find a new job• Duryan screws up some more birthdays AND find out he doesn't tip• PK's daily greeting is revealed • And so much more!Subscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensored option): https://bit.ly/3AVvltaMerch: https://www.pkanddkshop.com/Games, pictures and videos: www.PKandDK.com

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lDiscord chat Q&A: Friday, August 5th at 8pmToday:• Your IVN’s answer the question of the day; what profession gets a bad rap?• Duryan is not good with condolences • DK reads your DM’s including what one listener thinks PK’s dad looks like (link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5wprco7J44) • We answer your questions on how to win the first class plane tickets• Today’s one random question: What fictional character's death affecting you the most?• Jason M. and Don Gee take on Match 2 • Don Gee is given our SECOND square for the first class round trip tickets to Atlanta• After a three-month shortage - The Mexican Pizza returns to Taco Bell, how to take advantage of some travel hacks + the BEST chocolate chip cookies on today’s national chocolate chip cookie day + more in Denise’s Top 3 Things!• PK and Duryan have an EPIC round in “Back in the Day”•

Laugh with our daily morning show + WIN 2 first class tickets to our show in Atlanta!Next MEETUP: Atlanta -- Vinyl, Friday, Sept 2ndTickets: https://bit.ly/3tdaz7lDiscord chat Q&A: Friday, August 5th at 8pmToday:• Today’s random question of the day: which profession unfairly gets a bad rap?• Dr. Ashley tells you its time to subscribe! • Producer Elia and DK are “Dumb and Dumber” … or are they?• PK's yuck mouth• International Match 2 with Dennise in Mexico City!• Duryan shares what he says is the funniest new story EVER!• Fastest Man news story has us all laughing, including the reporter• PK resembles the new mascot for a local cookie company (https://www.instagram.com/pudgysfinecookies/) • HollywoodHashtag - Why a Boy Band member got a restraining order + Megan Fox and Kourtney K BTS pics + Katy Perry throws pizza! • Duryan shows us how to create smoke from his mouth in today’s final thought (video: https://www.instagram.com/p/CgxYA7eJwCg/) • And so much more!Subscribe for ad-free listening (plus uncensor