Dire Weasels: A Real(ish) Play 5e Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

The quest for the Banananomicon comes to a head!    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

Our intrepid adventurers continue their trek into the woods, but there seems to be a little more than battle for our "heroes" this time around...could this be love? Also John gets super drunk and it's hilarious.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The party continues its trek into the forest, fighting yet more gnolls/goblins (thanks, Matt!) in another abandoned elven building. Please direct all your hate mail for these combat-heavy episodes to Matt Hankins, @chalupabatman27.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

After learning where Norville was likely taken, our adventurers set out to rescue him and hopefully recover his book before too much damage can be done.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter)   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

With one of the players missing, things get a little crazy this week. Join the Weasels as we discover a bit more about that mysterious black book Norville was being so shady about and the secrets hidden inside.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter)   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

After their lost companion Fredrick appears with kobolds by his side the Weasels must face off against them, once again proving to be heroes before Lord Georges.    Your Hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter)   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

So, this episode was entirely fucked. We had tons of technical issues, and as a result the episode may come across as a little choppy. We did what we could to edit it to make as much sense as possible, but it's still choppy at times. Hopefully it doesn't detract too much from the episode and you can still enjoy. That all being said, enjoy and see you next week!    Your Hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter)   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

We pick up with the Weasels walking into a cavern to discover their mysterious foe producing Lord Georges's eggs. How many times will Ivana die in this combat? How will Norville fuck this fight up for everyone? Find out this much and more this week on the Dire Weasels Podcast!    Your Hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter)   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

After being given the quest to set out to fetch eggs for the "Ultimate Omelette Breakfast" for Georges and supplying up at the local Alchemy shop, our band of rejects heads west for the cavern...but danger may lurk just beyond town. Hope you enjoy and see you next week!    Your Hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter)   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

Ahoy, we're a Dungeons and Dragons 5E real play podcast. In this episode we will be introduced to all the players their characters and begin our first quest.    The hosts of this podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice), Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   **A note to new listeners** Our first episodes are very rough, we have continued to learn and evolve through the course of this podcast. It has been a learning experience for everyone involved. Jump into later episodes for better audio quality. You may miss out on some inside jokes but we also may not hurt your ears as much! Thanks for tuning in and as always "we're sorry!".   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.