Dire Weasels: A Real(ish) Play 5e Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

This was Dragonball Z cast. Somehow this tells you more about the episode than the original description did. Oh, we did definitely level up. This episode is a lot of setup for future things.   Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070), and John Venrick - Leonan Demoneye (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The party heads into the Feywild to track down the remainder of Marden's crew.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070), and John Venrick - Leonan Demoneye (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The rest of the Weasels discover the horrible secret in room 3-something and Norville tries to cover his ass.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070), and John Venrick - Leonan Demoneye (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

We finish the murder mystery that Ivana DM's and continue to be terrible, terrible people. I'm sorry. Really.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - Jamlamin Tyrnth (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Disembodied voice in the intro bit (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Beeren Nom (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento -  DM (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Nowhere Sopa Trabajo (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Randan Nom (@joshslyter).    Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

Ivana took over as DM for a one-shot we played a while back. The idea was to do a murder mystery and we attempted to screw with her as much as possible. Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - Jamlamin Tyrnth (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Disembodied voice in the intro bit (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Beeren Nom (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento -  DM (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Nowhere Sopa Trabajo (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Randan Nom (@joshslyter).     Hopefully I spelled those names right.     Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The gang tries to figure out how to finish their quest after Gerbo (rightfully) killed their only lead. Some secrets are revealed and some vengeance is had.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice), Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070), and John Venrick - Leonan Demoneye (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The party finishes up after the ogre battle and heads back to the city to see what needs to be done next.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and John Venrick - The Chronomancer/Kyna Quigg (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

After returning to Cloudspire the group begins their next mission.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and John Venrick - Kyna Quigg (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The party limps back to the Namfoodle residence after dealing with the goblin stronghold and tries to sort out what to do next.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and John Venrick - Kyna Quigg (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The party finds their way inside the goblin fortress to take out the threat once and for all.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and John Venrick - Kyna Quigg (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

Following their new 'friend' Grok, the gang arrives at the goblin stronghold, ready to brave the dangers within.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and John Venrick - Kyna Quigg (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

After having met up with the king's advisor Nealus, the party heads out to Gerbo's hometown of Florence to investigate the strange letter indicating a possible goblin attack on the village.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and John Venrick - Kyna Quigg (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The adventurers finally arrive at Cloudspire to collect their bounty and have their audience with the king, but some problems pop up and the adventurers have to stay the night in town. I'm sure there's no way any hijinks could ensue...    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyter- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and John Venrick - Kyna Quigg (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

After our DM switch up last week, we continue the adventure as the group goes to the house of their new friend, Miles O'Brady. Things may not all be as they seem in this apparently normal farmhouse though...    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are Josh Slyer- DM (@joshslyter), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and John Venrick - Kyna Quigg (@absurdistkobold).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The party has finished dealing with the Kobolds in Mt. Hazelnut of Doom and begins the trek back to Hobbiton.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

We were without our glorious DM John this week due to him moving and being without an internet connection so we played Fiasco, instead. We get real(ly, because adverbs) drunk and mess up the game in typical weasel fashion, but hopefully you get a few laughs out of it!    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - Intro Monkey (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Herbert Stetson (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Simon Stetson (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Jezebel Icantrememberherlastname (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Suzie May Beauregard (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Miles O'Brady (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The party reaches the end of the mine and finally meets who is responsible for the Kobold menace.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The group encounters yet another group of combat starved Kobolds in the depths of Mt. Hazelnut of Doom. Can they survive this never ending threat?    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

The party finishes the various trials set before them and continues to delve deeper into the Dwarvish ruins in their search for the Kobold squatters.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.

Our merry band of "heroes" decide to press on into Mt. Hazelnut of Doom to clear out the Kobold threat because slaughtering tribes of creatures seems to be their only strength at this point. But the Dwarvish Mines may have more than just Kobolds to contend with.    Your hosts for the Dire Weasels Podcast are John Venrick - DM (@absurdistkobold), Matt Hankins - Norville Glimmerbottom (@chalupabatman27), Mollie M. - Aerrin Teabarrel (@eskimomo9), Ivana Sarmiento - Ivana Dk'Jakker (@arcanevice) Forrest Walker - Gerbo Namfoodle (@walk6070) and Josh Slyter - Elrich Vanderbilt (@joshslyter).   Find us collectively @direweasels, email us at direweasels@gmail.com and rate and review us at itunes. Also, feel free to visit us at direweasels.podbean.com.