Ladywatch With Ryan & Jason

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason recount their outing to Joan Collins' auction block/garage sale, sing the praises of Netflix for their reunion of Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn, and Diane Keaton in a new musical project, celebrate the rebirth of 'The Color Purple' on Broadway, give Judith Light all the attention she deserves for her 'Transparent' bathtub scene, give Rondi Reed all the attention she WANTS for her 'Mike and Molly' scene, go through the consensual terms of Melanie Griffith's uncoupling settlement (and what it means for the house in Aspen, the Picassos, and the Porches), and say goodbye to all the many Ladies of HBO's 'Getting On'. PLUS, Lady Golden Globe and SAG nominations, Paula Pell's 'Sisters' and her post-it joke formula, Barbra Streisand's call for more female mice torture and more the Hollywood Reporter's Power 100 Women breakfast, Roseanne Barr's old idea for a new webseries, Sarah Brightman's old idea for a new album release, Jane Fonda's letter to herself and her ancestor's 

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason praise NBC's 'The Wiz' and all Ladies involved, look forward to NBC's faithful adaptation of Dolly Parton's 'Coat of Many Colors', then put NBC firmly in its place. Also, Oprah's on (the page), Joan Collins sells off her expensive junk (including a gift from a Dead Lady), Barbra Streisand gets back into the director's chair (and maybe also the saddle), Patti LaBelle comes back to The Cooking Channel with her viral accessory,Carrie (and Gary) Fisher dominate the morning news press circuit promoting 'Star Wars', Glenda Jackson dips her toes back into acting after 23 years in a terribly rehearsed House of Commons, Ladies coming to the Kennedy Center, Lee Radziwill's tell-all scrapbook, Lady history being made on Broadway, Jane Fonda's dance parties return, and much much more.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason discuss the return of 'Transparent' (but mostly Judith Light), Holland Taylor's big non-announcement (and what it might mean about Elaine Stritch), a new Pirelli calendar filled with and created by Ladies, Minnie Driver drives her neighbor away with a restraining order, Grace Jones' three-way-sex life, Tippi Hedren's new big cat refugees, and Pam Grier PhD gives her take on Angela Bassett's 'AHS:Hotel' character. PLUS: Bernadette Peters' teeth go to England, Chaka Khan gives us a Joni Mitchell update (for real), Olivia de Havilland racks up another honor, Kathleen Turner delivers meals on wheels, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason cover the pressing news of Patti's Pies gripping a Walmart nation, Debbie Reynolds' conspicuous absence from the Academy's Governor Awards, Meryl's private jet and her expertise on foreign policy, questions for Crystal Gayle about the nature of human hair, a feud between Barbara Bush and Nancy Reagan over the color of blood, our glorious current first-dancing-First-Lady and Presidential Medal of Freedom honorees Barbra Streisand and Gloria Estefan. PLUS rapid-fire facts you may not know about Sharon Stone, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason pick up where they left off yesterday at the intersection of Britt Meddler and Justin Bieber's dick, plus Kathy Griffin and Sharon Stone on the gender parity gap, Jamie Lee Curtis's new disguise, Vivica A. Fox sparks a debate about booty snatching, Sophia Loren may be bringing all her serfs and vassals to a theatre near you, the possible feud between Julie Walters and Suzanne Somers, Loretta Lynn's Fist City, Penny Marshall's disappointing baseball news, Loni Anderson's royal reputation and other Lady bits that Burt Reynolds had to auction off to pay her alimony. Also a LadyWatcher eyewitness report of the Mike Nichols memorial dinner, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason talk about Bette Midler and Justin Bieber's penis and then ALMOST DIE IN A FIRE

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen Lady, pride of Ireland and the Queen of Technicolor herself, the fiery and irrepressible Maureen O'Hara.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason do a LadyTV report, including Kirstie Alley and Kristen Johnston on opposite sides of Leah Remini's Scientology battle and opposite sides of name pronunciation, catching Jason up on 'Good Wife' news, a Lady-tastic PBS 'American Masters' season featuring singing Ladies (and Elaine May), not to mention Barbara Walters digging up old news for new relevance. Plus: PEOPLE'S Choice nominations, lighting a Liza candle, Martha Stewart's almost-empire-takeover, legal trouble in Dollywood AND in Aretha Franklin's gated community, Sandra Bullock wins and losses of the week, Melanie Griffith's local Aspen commercial spot, Glenn Close's return to the staircase and monkey fur, Kathleen Turner's holiday role/roll, and much much more.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason recount their experience getting an Anna Wintour's-eye-view of Courtney Love emoting, plus new/old news about Barbra's 'Gypsy', Cher's passion/vanity project, Monica Bellucci's wasted Bond Lady potential, also Celine embraces Instagram, Janet Jackson rejects Instagram, Bette Midler honors herself, new original music from Bonnie Raitt, Gloria Steinem hits the road, Loretta Lynn's large mythos in the world of motorcross, Whoopi's burning bus, breakfasts, brunches, luncheons, and dinners, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason count the points Oprah scored this week, get a Joni Mitchell update from Judy Collins' friend via Facebook, unpack Jane Fonda's lengthy visit from Michael Jackson on the 'On Golden Pond' set (and how Katharine Hepburn reacted to his presence), wish Meryl Streep luck on jury duty, ponder the possibility of an "A League of Their Own" baseball tour, take Whoopi to task for taking Viola Davis to task, hear Jasmine Guy work herself out of an awkward question about Bill Cosby, bring some exciting news about Charo and her family, confuse Connie Francis with Connie Stevens, speculate on Rosie O'Donnell's standup process, plus much much more!

On this week’s LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason congratulate The Judds on their successful Vegas opening at the Venetian, as well as a whole slew of Ladies receiving honors this week, including Salma Hayek, Oprah Winfrey, Glenn Close, Sophia Loren, Bernadette Peters, and Janet Jackson. Also: Diane Keaton’s refreshing new adult beverage, Julie Andrews’ dirty hobby, Patti LuPone's Susan Boyle checks, Cicely Tyson reminds her audience to NOT distract Cicely Tyson, and Betty Buckley's brilliant idea for an old, old, old-school road show starring Betty Buckley and her personal prized equines. Plus: Barbra Streisand’s private rummage sale for Tovah Feldshuh, Barbra Streisand decorating Christmas trees (literally), and Barbra Streisand’s "Mainstream Hit" on TCM! Barbra Barbra Barbra and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason untie the shackles of Meryl's slavery mishap, follow up on Liza's shaky ground in Cape Fear, discuss announced Goodspeed productions for Judy Garland and Pet Clark, learn what got Sigourney Weaver ushered away from President Reagan in 1985, tour a very special vacation package for lovers at Doris Day's Carmel by the Sea B&B, report on Jane Fonda's recent honors and also her private journey, Jane Horrocks and her gig/show/Enya concert, and the wonderful news that Geena Davis IS ACTUALLY ACTING SOON! Plus: Jennifer Coolidge's glue problem (and a solution!), Pam Grier PhD redefines "badass", and Bizarro Carrie & Debbie in which Debbie's selling books and Carrie's the center of an auction. Oh, and much much more!

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason celebrate the release of Grace Jones' memoirs, "I'll Never Write My Memoirs", by giving a final excerpt report and detailing Jason's night at her Hollywood Bowl concert. Also: a report on Vanessa Redgrave's serious medical emergency (6 months late), a recap of Patti LaBelle's surprise cooking show, a slew of Lady Honors for Reba McEntire, Salma Hayek, Penny Marshall, and Emily Watson, a follow up on Faye Dunaway's current woes, which Brady Bunch daughter is now making a living selling paintings, well-wishes to Marin Mazzie on her fight with ovarian cancer and to Glenn Close on her battle with the media not caring about her divorce, plus why Judy Blume thinks this generation's parents are the worst, and much much more!

Ryan and Jason pay tribute to a fallen Lady, the steamiest, trashiest, kickass feminist author who ever arrested the popular culture, the one and only Jackie Collins.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason take up Frances McDormand's call to arms for more Olive, put Doris Day rumors to rest, let Monica Bellucci clear up one thing about being a woman in a Bond film, hear opposing Lady arguments from two of Hitchcock's Blondes on their director, discuss a possible Susan Boyle curse, do a blow-by-blow on Patti LaBelle's audience member ejection drama, plus follow ups on Glenn Close and Norma Desmond, Gina Lollobrigida's fraudulent marriage, Grace Jones and her memoir, including a bevy of brazen Ladies, and much much more!

Ryan and Jason recap all the best Lady moments from an historic night at the Emmy Awards, including THE FIRST BLACK WOMAN TO WIN A BEST ACTRESS EMMY, QUEEN VIOLA DAVIS. Also an OLIVE KITTERIDGE LADY SWEEP, trans-activism in primetime, JLD, JLC, and Frances McDormand's face.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason follow up on Kathleen Turner's appetite for directing, Liza's new venue problem, and Susan Sarandon's Burning Man cocktail, PLUS Creative Arts Emmy Ladies, a Lady report of TIFF, stage performances from Imelda Stanton and Judi Dench in movie theaters, Yoko Ono and Judy Judy in a world records segment, and Aretha Franklin and Gloria Estefan singing for the Pope. ALSO, Sophia Loren's new branded product, Naomi Judd's canine donation to her community, excerpts from Grace Jones' upcoming memoir, and much much more, like seriously, waaaaaaay too many Ladies.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan presents Jason with a big Lady birthday surprise that ALL the LadyWatchers can soon enjoy, Susan Sarandon's big Burning Man adventure, Emma Thompson's big mouth and big activism, Liza's big old house sale and Aretha Franklin's big court injunction. Plus: Details on the rumored love affair between Rosie O'Donnell and Tatum O'Neal, Meryl's disappointing return from Congress, Janet Jackson album track name game, Debbie Allen getting senior sex on TV (and how Suzanne Somers can help), Debbie Reynolds' tried and true trick for getting out of a tight spot, Kathleen Turner's new meaty morsel of a role, Charlotte Rae's upcoming tell all, and much much more.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason herald Ladytastic 2016 honorary Oscar recipients Debbie Reynolds (+ Carrie), as well as Gena (not Gina) Rowlands, plus updates from Geena (not Jenna) Davis on what's in store for next year's Bentonville Film Festival, how Aretha Franklin's desire to have both a biopic AND a Broadway musical made from her life story led to adding Marsha Mason to LadyWatch list, and the possibility of 'Mamma Mia 2' including what that means for Meryl Streep, Christine Baranski, and Julie Walters. Also Oprah's next weighty role, Chaka Khan to be judged on national TV, Lynda Carter lunchboxes, dueling Ruth Madoffs, and much, much more.

On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason welcome Celine back to the Coliseum in Vegas, and The Judds to a Vegas venue as well, plus Joy Behar's return to 'The View', Oprah's possible return to daytime television, Goldie Hawn's meditation course journal, Grace Jones' indelible AfroPunk performance, Kirstie Alley as a British servant, Melissa Ethridge's medicinal keynote, health updates on Teri Garr and Delta Burke, and much much more.