30 Minute Layover

What is a bidet, and how does it work? Also, we're talking about the new Jurassic Park movie, and ponder the implications of blasting off into space.

After a month-long hiatus, we're back, and we're talking about balls. You're welcome.

We continue the holiday cheer with every topic on the board. Celebrate, 30ML style.

Christmas controversies! Hanukkah heresy! Kwanzaa...Kwanzaa...K.

Eli presents vagina facts, because he's an expert. JT talks about an encounter with a one-armed fan. And Ash recaps our trip to Vegas, including the spanking of a 6'7" man at Heart Attack Grill.

What was the sex dream that JT didn't want to talk about in the previous episode?

Eli proves that he has a wife by bringing her on the show. Things roll along nicely until Ash admits that she had a sex dream about Brian Quinn. And then JT brings up a recent sex dream of his own. Then, it gets awkward.

What starts as a fun discussion about hair turns into a meltdown of epic proportions.

This week, JT connects a crappy movie to Kevin Bacon with just one degree of separation. In other news, Eli ponders a homosexual act with a friend. Ash goes on Dallas concert watch. And in honor of "Improv At The Yucca" happening this week, we play an impromptu improv game.

This is our longest episode yet. We couldn't stop talking. Therefore, this episode runs the gamut. From movies to kitchen debates, we're covering everything. More subject changes than a UNC schedule. Enjoy 50+ minutes of three beer-fueled friends enjoying each other. Not like that, ya perv. OK, maybe like that.

This week, the 30ML crew reviews their trip to Estes Park, Colorado. JT hears people having sex, Eli sees people having sex, and Ash tells the funniest airplane restroom story in history. Guaranteed.

We're asking the tough questions to find out which members of the 30ML crew know the most about their fellow podcasters. It's just like an improv show...the result doesn't matter. The game is what's entertaining.

In light of JT's sister getting married this week, the 30ML crew talk about the rude awakenings that they encountered after saying "I do." In other news, JT shares a painful story from childhood, which explains his anger today. Sounds way deeper than it actually is.

In this episode, JT, Ash, and Eli read some mail from our faithful listeners. Also, we talk about awkward dating mishaps, and recap the Paul McCartney concert!

Ash's boob falls out in front of hundreds of people. Ash's butt falls out in front of hundreds of people. JT & Eli laugh inappropriately.

Eli gets a new iPhone...two weeks before the new iPhones are released. We also touch on the celebrity photo leaks, and JT tells everybody about the most mind-blowing conversation he's ever had.

Eli is back! This week, we're talking about pizza arcade memories as well as documentaries. Plus, AJ Sanchez makes an appearance in the background.

We're recording in Denton, TX! Ash and JT square off against Chaston and Kristina in part 1 of The Newlywed Game!

JT & Ash take on Chaston and Kristina in the second half of The Newlywed Game!

Ash rants and raves about an old man on a motorized scooter. JT tells about his time as a school-skipper, and the whole crew tells about the most trouble that they ever got in. Spoiler: Eli was grounded for a whole day.