Simplistic Reviews Podcast

Stuffed from all that turkey? Any room for dessert? Bet you feel like crap right now. Want to feel worse? If so we have two terrible movies for you, a leg or thigh double feature! Watch what you can stomach or skip this one, because to be honest both are not horrible films...sorry.   Mr. No Legs:1h 30min |1978| Action - A physically challenged mob enforcer uses his martial-arts skills and a specially equipped wheelchair to keep the police and his enemies at bay.   ThanksKilling: 1h 10min | 2008 | Comedy, Horror - A possessed turkey terrorizes five college students during Thanksgiving break.    

On this Halloween Edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, DJ finally gives his thoughts on the recent MCU criticism...Matthew creates a new catchphrase that is as bewildering as it is hilarious...and Justin cries...yup...he's not that dead inside after all. All that and more on a scarily good episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

When general Mitchell's daughter joins South American rebels, he asks two of his ex-soldiers, Becker and Kelly, to get her back. They soon discovers that the rebels are in league with Russians. Rambo is back in the theaters so what better way to celebrate then with a film that has no connection with the series. In fact it's not even nearly close to the worst Rambo film. Because no one asked for it, Jungle Assault! Rambo is back in the theaters so what better way to celebrate then with a film that has no connection with the series. In fact it's not even nearly close to the worst Rambo film. Because no one asked for it, Jungle Assault! A David A. Prior made film on a budget slightly less then a family going to their local grocery store.  

On this back to school episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. William Davis Moore, from Miscast Entertainment, sits in for the vacationing Matthew Stewart. The boys discuss...well...The Boys...TV series...they also briefly discuss the only Oscar-winning film to have a money shot in it (Can you guess what it is?)...they tackle the TransAtlantic accent and finally reveal the real person behind Warner Brothers. All That and Moore...see what I did there? Because William Davis Moore is on the...nevermind...All that and some stoking of the flames surrounding that old rumor about William Shatner's late wife...yeah we went there...on the August Edition of the Simplistic Review Podcast. NOTES Shatner's Wife The Boys Airplane Scene The TransAtlantic Accent Pennyworth Lobo on Krypton Lex Luthor Stole 40 Cakes  

Stone Cold 1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.   MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff. Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lost it ways these days but there was a time they made enjoyable films. No, I'm not salty over the pull downs - but Stone Cold is a fun ride. And lets not pull punches here, no one pulls off the business in the front and party in the back like Brian mother F-ing Bosworth! So, take a ride with us as we watch 90s Stone Cold and now faith-based action star, The Boz! Yeah, the guy from Stone Cold does faith based action movies now, hey everyone has to make a living.   

Stone Cold 1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.   MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff. Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lost it ways these days but there was a time they made enjoyable films. No, I'm not salty over the pull downs - but Stone Cold is a fun ride. And lets not pull punches here, no one pulls off the business in the front and party in the back like Brian mother F-ing Bosworth! So, take a ride with us as we watch 90s Stone Cold and now faith-based action star, The Boz! Yeah, the guy from Stone Cold does faith based action movies now, hey everyone has to make a living.   

Happy Fourth Of July! A holiday you that’s best with the fireworks that only the Simplistic Reviews Podcast can give you. On this return episode, the boys discuss what they did on their summer break, which includes hospital visits that lead to an interaction with Michael Keaton, their top 3 episodes of Black Mirror, some of Quincy Jones’ best hits…on fellow celebrities, and how much they would need to get paid to let a female soccer player kick them in the nethers. And to top it off, they play the explosive game Simplistic Submarine. All that and more on this comeback episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast  MUSIC  Fast Times By IDOLS  Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander  Variety Time By Tim Garland  NOTES  Alex Morgan  Quincy Jones Rumor About Brando Black Mirror

On this Simplistic Interview, we sit down with Heather Buckley, producer of the 2018 horror film "The Ranger." From days writing at Fangoria Magazine to pitching films at Cannes and South by Southwest, Matt and Heather discuss what it was that got her into horror, how inclusion is shaping the horror genre, and essentially how she is an encyclopedia of genre knowledge. Oh, and of course punk rock! Follow her all over social media too! Twitter: @_HeatherBuckley Instagram: www.instagram.com/_heatherbuckley And of course check out "The Ranger!" Twitter: @TheRangerMovie Instagram: @therangermovie Streaming on Shudder, Amazon Prime, and anywhere else where you can find great horror flicks.

We started this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! We continue the Seagal Saga with Fire Down Below, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film. Fire Down Below R  1997 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 45m Description When an EPA representative is discovered dead in a small Midwestern town, government agent Jack Taggart (Steven Seagal) goes undercover to check things out. He finds that local coal mogul Orin Hanner Sr. (Kris Kristofferson) is cutting financial corners by disposing of hazardous waste wherever he pleases and that local kids are falling ill because of this recklessness. Taggart then works to stop the shady activity and save the town, but Hanner and his thugs soon grow suspicious of him. Initial release: December 13, 1997 (South Korea) Director: Félix Enríquez Alcalá Budget: 42 million USD Box office: 16.2 million USD Music composed by: Nick Glen

We started this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal's Hard to Kill! We continue the Seagal Saga with Fire Down Below, you know the EPA action film...no not that one...the other one...yeah there is another EPA action film. Fire Down Below R  1997 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 45m Description When an EPA representative is discovered dead in a small Midwestern town, government agent Jack Taggart (Steven Seagal) goes undercover to check things out. He finds that local coal mogul Orin Hanner Sr. (Kris Kristofferson) is cutting financial corners by disposing of hazardous waste wherever he pleases and that local kids are falling ill because of this recklessness. Taggart then works to stop the shady activity and save the town, but Hanner and his thugs soon grow suspicious of him. Initial release: December 13, 1997 (South Korea) Director: Félix Enríquez Alcalá Budget: 42 million USD Box office: 16.2 million USD Music composed by: Nick Glen

Matt sits down with Cody Meirick, Director and Producer of the new documentary Scary Stories. Find out more about Scary Stories: Scarystoriesdoc.com bit.ly/WatchScaryStories Facebook.com/scarystoriesmovie Twitter.com/scarystoriesdoc Instagram.com/scarystoriesdoc

April 26 is here! Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars. A date we know a lot of you have been counting down towards. A date that will most likely go down in movie history. April 26, 2019. The date Simplistic Reviews finally watched...Guns! Guns 1990 ‧ Thriller/Drama ‧ 1h 36m Description Initial release: November 9, 1990 Director: Andy Sidaris   A South American gunrunner (Erik Estrada) uses an island in Hawaii as his base of operations. A squad of beautiful government airfreighters Donna (Dona Speir) and Nicole (Roberta Vasquez) agents is sent to put him out of business. Shit yeah! Andy Sidaris! The Sidaris Cinematic Universe continues of the greatest movie series ever! Bombs! Bullets and Babes! This isn't no children's Endgame, this is real shit!        

April 26 is here! Sure, the mystery movie commentaries were fun. But you knew what you wanted and we knew what you needed. So today we give it like it has never been given...That is why, for no other reason, April 26 was circled on our calendars. A date we know a lot of you have been counting down towards. A date that will most likely go down in movie history. April 26, 2019. The date Simplistic Reviews finally watched...Guns! Guns 1990 ‧ Thriller/Drama ‧ 1h 36m Description Initial release: November 9, 1990 Director: Andy Sidaris   A South American gunrunner (Erik Estrada) uses an island in Hawaii as his base of operations. A squad of beautiful government airfreighters Donna (Dona Speir) and Nicole (Roberta Vasquez) agents is sent to put him out of business. Shit yeah! Andy Sidaris! The Sidaris Cinematic Universe continues of the greatest movie series ever! Bombs! Bullets and Babes! This isn't no children's Endgame, this is real shit!        

   The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from Spring break...clean...sober...and ready to go. One of those things are true. The boys discuss everything they missed since they’ve been gone. From James Gunn rehiring, to the etymology of the word “trump”, to that famous last line in Lethal Weapon 2. You remember that one right? We sure didn’t. Doug Funny, Oregon Trail, Jenny & Melissa McCarthy...all points of interest or disinterest on this Spring fling episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  NOTES Jenny McCarthy Anti-Vax The word “trump” means... Oregon Trail Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Remake   MUSIC Fast Times Club By IDOL Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander

So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy! The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again! Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before. Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not? So join Matt as he joins DJ in a movie commentary like none other...a mystery movie...eh movie commentary!?

So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy! The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again! Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before. Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not? So join Matt as he joins DJ in a movie commentary like none other...a mystery movie...eh movie commentary!?

Today we try something new, something mysterious, something crazy! DJ and Justin watch a movie like they did so many times before. But this time it's different. This time Justin carefully selected from the Simplistic Reviews ever growing library of shitty movies, a film DJ has never seen nor heard of. And that's not all. This time DJ has no idea what he will be watching, he knows nothing, just like you! So join DJ as he is only aware of recording a movie commentary...not what movie...but...a mystery movie!

      February is not only the month of love. It is also the month in which the hooligans from the Simplistic Reviews Podcast return! On this season premiere episode, the boys have intellectual discussions/ profanity-laced tangents about Liam Neeson’s past, America’s rampant use of blackface, Benedict Cumberbatch‘s most creepy role, Jeff Goldblum (AGAIN), and Albert Finney’s best role...Dr. Albert Hirsch in the Bourne Ultimatum...it’s subjective.   All that and more on this heartwarming and romantic February episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. NOTES Albert Finney The Bourne Ultimatum Liam Neeson Cosh Stalker     MUSIC Fast Times Club By IDOL Gold Medal By Sounds Like Sander

The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries!  We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines. Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill!   Hard to Kill 1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40m When police detective Mason Storm (Steven Seagal) uncovers ties among corrupt cops, the mob and charismatic politician Vernon Trent (Bill Sadler), a hit is ordered on his family. During the attack, Storm's wife is killed, and the cop himself is severely injured. After waking up from a years-long coma, Storm, aided by gorgeous nurse Andy Stewart (Kelly LeBrock), slowly gets back on his feet and plots revenge against those who wronged him, particularly the duplicitous Sen. Trent.   Release date: F

The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries!  We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines. Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill!   Hard to Kill 1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40m When police detective Mason Storm (Steven Seagal) uncovers ties among corrupt cops, the mob and charismatic politician Vernon Trent (Bill Sadler), a hit is ordered on his family. During the attack, Storm's wife is killed, and the cop himself is severely injured. After waking up from a years-long coma, Storm, aided by gorgeous nurse Andy Stewart (Kelly LeBrock), slowly gets back on his feet and plots revenge against those who wronged him, particularly the duplicitous Sen. Trent. Release dat