The Clockwork Cabaret

On Mondays I always go to work On Tuesdays I can't be home On Wednesdays I never feel inclined Fun is the last thing on my mind On Thursdays, it's another day And Fridays I detest Oh, it's much too much on a Saturday And Sunday I wish I could stay home and rest WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 09.17.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

We don't want to be rude, but we're gonna need a few more drinks before we can accurately describe this episode. Words are hard and English is our first language and honestly, we're both terrible at it. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 09.10.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

WE ARE BACK, PEOPLE! And, I'm already sorry. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 09.03.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

We are off on our annual summer holiday. We hope y'all have a lovely time while we're away. We'll see you back here in September! WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

I look forward to discovering if we can handle being off on holiday with just our common sense, and a shit ton of whiskey. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 06.25.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

You’re gonna have some questions after today’s show. I'm fairly certain one person has the answers, it's clearly not either of us. We don't know their name or where to find them. Also when we said they have the answers, that was wishful thinking on our part. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 06.18.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

We're hosts of a radio show! The only thing worse is, I don't know, something to do with sports?!  WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 06.11.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Nothing like a good mixtape to make you feel nostalgic. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 05.28.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Emmett asked Lady Attercop to play a musical game. We hope you like the results. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 05.21.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

If someone treats you like an option, leave them like a choice. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 05.14.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

We have created a soundtrack for the travails of a lone gunfighter in the outer reaches of the galaxy. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 05.07.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Yes, we’ve been betrayed by those we trusted. But, we are stubborn, determined weirdos and we will not submit. We will survive. Poison us. Strangle us. Break our bones. We will come back for more. And why? Because we like it.  WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 04.30.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Well, come on in, there ain't nobody here but us. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 04.23.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Now I wanna remind everyone of the Clockwork Cabaret rules - No smoking. No villainous schemes. And no guests are allowed to press the buttons, that's Emmett's only job.  WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport with guest, Sorensen Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 04.16.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

What came first - the music or the misery? With our two hosts, who can say for sure? WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 04.09.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

“What you are determines the world in which you live, so as you change, your world changes also.” WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 04.02.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

"The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men." - George Eliot WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 03.26.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

The best way of being kind to bears is not to be very close to them, the same could be said for our hosts. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 03.19.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

“Whether we are based on carbon or on silicon makes no fundamental difference; we should each be treated with appropriate respect.” - Arthur C. Clarke WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 03.12.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

The difference between the amateurs and the professionals is simple: The professionals know they're winging it. The amateurs pretend they're not. Which means we must be the most professional of professionals.  WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 03.05.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!