Low Level Rage

You forgot the Low Level Rage highlight reel, but it's back! A million years ago we said some funny stuff, and here it all is. All of it. Including firing the catering staff, butts, some freaky bed music, Vin Diesel, sauerkraut, and more! Listen and revisit the magic.

A caller got a face scar, leading Lauren and Tim to their new career as motivational speakers! Hot takes about Intellectual Property. The Carebears Movie Trailer. Tim picked a fight at work. The debut of Tea Tim's TeaTime. Emma calls about plants and cat revenge! A new contest is announced! Some Easter chat, some hot grammar topics, and a call to procure delicious beverages for next week.

It's a PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: the first installment of Low Level Rage Movie Club! Find a copy of MIAMI CONNECTION and get ready to listen along as Tim and Lauren watch the cheerful martial arts antics of the amazing band Dragon Sound. Featuring: a weird gang! Fun rock jams! Amazing kicking action! Hipster Scarface! And Tim and Lauren get really wrapped up in the lives of the members of Dragon Sound.

Spackle, revisited. Job talk. The Lunchbreak Problem. Tim versus Ed Sheeran. Tim and Lauren versus Ed Sheeran. Tim and Lauren decide that Justin Bieber is better than Ed Sheeran. The greatest music video pick-up line. Lauren's K-Pop Corner. This devolves back into more Sheeran beefing, which leads to Tim and Lauren reviewing the top of the Billboard Hot 100. Only the hottest of takes abound! Plus the official announcement of LLR Movie Club, and the next Book Club assignment.

Tim is an X-Man. The LLR Theme Song Contest, which still has no entries. Enter the contest! Topic: what is the best thing that people hate but they're wrong? Tim sings the Speed Racer theme! Emma calls and much talk of goo ensues. Controversy about what is a double. Topic: if you could see any band play any show - or avoid this - what would it be? Chris and Judy call with some rambunctious band talk. Lauren is in the Mullet-Sphere. Callie calls to talk jelly beans and concert performances. The Broosphere. And the LLR Book Club assignment, plus talk of a Movie Club!

The LLR Theme Song Contest! Birthday celebrations break the broadcast system! Remic calls! Nostalgia for the bad old days. Jeff calls! A lengthy discussion of Doogie Howser. #LLRBookClub. Tim and Lauren review a pop song submitted by a listener. And Callie calls with some hot Pono talk.

The first episode since our new broadcast system went live! It's . . . let's just say there are some issues. Be advised the audio gets weird and spooky and it's not just you imagining things! Just like the very first episodes of LLR, all over again. ANYWAY: Tim tries to figure out the internet. The official launch of Slag on Slate. A lengthy discussion of Radio Pictionary. Tips for apartment dwellers. More Billy Corgan chat, and a lot of Yelp reviews. A TERRIFYING NOISE. Lauren comes up with a real Radio Pictonary stumper. (See our tumblr for pic.) The LLR Book Club kicks off! Lauren and Tim read a few pages from Against the Day to get us going. A call from Fred from Honolulu! And adjudication about Boy Scout stuff.

Low Level Rage returns, but Tim and Lauren are sad and tired, so they decide it is time for karaoke. New hits and old favorites in the LLR karaoke repertoire. No one knows the words to The Sign, Lauren stirs up controversy with regard to The Cars, and Tim practices his best Billy Corgan. Find out which song almost got Lauren arrested! Find out how Tim tricked himself into rapping! Plus an extra half hour featuring possibly the greatest ten minutes in LLR history.

Tim and Lauren attempt to determine the perfect heist rosters for eleven whole separate Ocean's 11s. Featuring the Ghost 11, Modern Authors 11, Gary Oldman 11, AND A BUNCH MORE! You'll have to listen to find out. More Brad Pitt than anyone expected, Tim is obsessed with Wisconsin, and Tim and Lauren do a lot of sound effects. Plus some fast talking feats at the end!

Lauren is moving! Tales of moving: woes and triumphs. Lauren has too many books. Emma has many tips for doing away with books, a subject of huge controversy. The take-a-book party. Moving on April 1. Moving in New York. Some hot political jokes. The saddest thing Greg's ever heard. Chris calls with tales of drugs and couch fires. Lauren learns that she owns a bunch of haunted tapes. And the announcement of the Low Level Rage book club!

It's a new year with Low Level Rage! Tim is sick so it's Music Night . . . except it doesn't work out that way. Tim tries to drink an entire bottle of cough syrup. Listener birthdays! Dangerous animal statistic speculation. Trash talk about dead authors. Chris calls with a tale of thieving, fights, arrests, and urine. Lots. Plenty of pee talk on this extra-amazing LLR! Plus drug talk, someone wins the John Cale Contest, and a big ol' fight about nuts.

It's the final LLR of 2014! A Holiday Ban is in effect. Does Tim have hidden ESP talents? LLR investigates! This leads to much talk of psychics, late nite radio, and horoscopes. Lauren and Tim work out the details of the hot new game Lauren Guesses What a Movie is About and Probably Improves its Stupid Plot. Screenwriters, take note! And the inauguration of the first-ever LLR contest, which no one manages to win.

Adventures at the Company Party. Tensions run high in the first hour, with arguments about basketball, sports, and ecology! The second hour is better. Promise. A two-hour lightning round of All of the Topics Lauren crowdsourced at the Company Party. Tim and Lauren attempt to befriend our first-ever random non-US listener. Hi, Andy from Norway! Hot takes on NPR, Canada, child sacrifice, and food allergies. And Callie helps with the rest of LLR's Night of a Thousand Topics!

Lauren and Tim consider writing an LLR theme song, an idea which promptly goes nowhere. Drug Stabbing Time. The worst words. Remic calls with a holiday joke. Lauren needs a karaoke standard. Lauren and Tim perform the much-anticipated Laundry Time. A bit of role-play about Christmas caroling, a little singing, and a scary moment at the end!

Lauren turns a critical ear on Tim's most embarrassing records, which leads to possibly the ten most unlistenable minutes of the show to date. Emma calls to discuss Barenaked Ladies. Lauren performs a reading of Steven Page's amazing poetry and gets really into the BNL Christmas album. Prince Charles calls to write a jingle about bears. Cabela's: you owe us 50k. Bagels! And Lauren and Callie sing a new jingle to the tune of Armour Hot Dogs!

Tales of Thanksgiving! Survival tips! Pizza Pockets, helicopter rides, and lots and lots of booze talk. Strategies for acquiring leftovers. Lauren and Tim rank all the kinds of pie. Speculation about both Ben and Jerry. Zune wars! Donut wars! And calls from Callie and Emma!

Mixlr destroys the first part of the show, so we jump in with zero context to the worst Christmas song ever! Lauren becomes a Belieber! The quest for Christmas karaoke leads to some weird stuff. Tim fakes his way through Christmas songs. A fight about Greensleeves. Tim plays Shatner while Lauren and Emma discuss Handel. And Tim and Lauren tackle some of the season's most difficult jams! Grab a beverage and sing along!

Low Level Rage returns, but Tim is in Kansas City and Lauren flails wildly for two hours. An investigation of why Lauren and Emma never get invited to weddings. Low Level Awards. Loads of Low Level Secrets. Emma reads the greatest YA novel line ever. A Low Level Tech Problem that just goes on and on, forever. And Tim finally calls to save the show. Mouse Nero! Haunted ballrooms! And more!

It's Halloween on LLR! Lauren is obsessed with NOAA's unexplained sounds. Haunted whiskey is consumed. Tim and Lauren try to uncover some haunted websites and/or places. What are the scariest scenes in any movie? The listeners fail Tim and Lauren, who end up watching a lot of singularly unscary video clips and one that's pretty good. A haunted Adobo Grill? Tim gets obsessed with the six types of hauntings. And a bemused dude witnesses a seance gone awry.

It's the premiere of NBC's Constantine on LLR! Tim and Lauren bask in the glory of Matt Ryan's intense gaze, problematic accents, and tons of demon voices! Did the show blow its entire budget in the pilot? What about Constantine's BFF? Watch at home and listen along with your hosts! PLUS an entire second hour of other stuff! Featuring Halloween overrated/underrated, Tim gets really mad for some reason, Lauren picks fights about gourds and cosplay, and some speculation about cross-stitch.