Greg James Thats What He Said

Listener Sarah doesn’t mess around when it comes to pasta, there’s a monkey on the loose in Stroud and Melvin Odoom becomes Melvin Oboom when Greg covers him with bubble wrap.

King TYF A.K.A Tom The Young Farmer makes a final decision on one of the show's most divisive features, another Jan Slam prize is fought for and producer Chris dies on air (almost).

Greg turns into an evil witch to record some new music for The Traitors, Jan Slam is back and two footy fans have a tense battle and one of the show’s daily features divides the nation.

ALL the Christmas feels courtesy of Stormzy, Callum Leslie and Anya from the BBC cafe...

Greg performs as his CBeebie's Supertato alter-ego Sprouty Claus alongside Sam Ryder...

Plus Sam Ryder ahead of Greg's Live Lounge, Melvin Odoom as a granny, and much more.

Doctor Who AKA Ncuti Gatwa plays Everyone's Rubbish, plus tonnes of absolute nonsense.

Katie Thistleton joins us to look back at some old festive whackiness, The Early Breakfast Boomerang, Joel Mitchell plays Wrong’Uns and we have another chorus of “Cancelled Meeting!”

Roisin brings us some festive facts, and we bring news on Neal The Seal and the University Challenge Chicken.

It’s that time of year when we guess how many Christmas trees adorn the Gregg Wallace house and Sam and Danni are here to receiver a Star Caller – 11 years late!

Greg plays the part of Poppy The Parrot in Rehearsing For The Worst Thing and if that doesn’t convince you that this is the craziest show ever we’ll throw in some quizzing chickens and a fruity Santa faffing about with Ariana Grande!

Team member Susanna’s family get their Christmas presents in a very peculiar way – and asks Is It Just Us? Truck driver Scott has been playing a sneaky game with the Radio 1 DJs and Greg reverses an old Radio 1 ban.

Sprout loving Tate McRae meets Sprouty Claus for an origami contest, cancelled meetings of the world are celebrated and Amy and Eve battle out the final of the quiz.

The great star of comedy and now, Wonka is here to Rehearse For The Worst Thing , Greg tries to cheer up Gary Neville and Charlie brings a very special Sprouty Claus mix.

Everyone’s Rubbish brings tales of near explosions, exploding bees are discussed in All Of The Latest Things and Ali Plumb explodes…Well, he doesn’t really but I just got fixated with the word explode.

Is It Just Us brings Lindsay and her peculiar dog groomer, we find a dog with an Italian accent and Cowboy Time takes a festive twist.

A news story ignites listeners to scour their gardens, The Doctor Of Everything, Aileen is live on the show diffusing all of your oddball theories and a play of Yard Act sparks a flurry of dad jokes.

The Big Weekend Exhibition at The V&A Museum in Dundee officially opens and Greg dons his kilt and sporran and goes on a mission to disrupt proceedings.

A 6ft Goose goes on the hunt for a diabetic anteater, Greg becomes Old Sprouty Claus and Calum Leslie spins a Christmas tale.

The Lord Provost of Dundee treats us to a Cowboy Time – Yes, really!...and Self Esteem donates a special item to our V&A exhibition.