Greg James Thats What He Said

The BBC has some nice relaxing soundscapes for you to relax to – UNTIL GREG COMES ALONG and sneaks in a quick Christmas Magpie. Also we are joined by our very competitive quiz team and listener Lisa plays a round of Wrong-Uns.

Weatherm’n Matt Taylor clears up a Tik Tok misunderstanding, more of your crazy lockdown purchases including Sam who bought a tent – BUT LIVES ON THE SECOND FLOOR!!! Plus, one of the show’s favourite listeners Evie is back to open a door on the Sadvent Calendar.

Listener Michael made a monumental blunder with SOMEONE’S ASHES!! Hear all about it in Everyone’s Rubbish. Also, There are two approaches to lockdown fashion A: No new clothes since March 2020 or B: New clothes every week because there’s NOTHING else to do! Which one are you?

What makes second class post slower? If we pimp-up our envelope does it get preferential treatment? Postie Pete has the answers. Also, Sadvent Calendar remembers Shauna Paul and Scott Mils and Chris Stark bring a special announcement.

Ant & Dec play a quick game of Top Of The Shops and give us some behind the scenes info on Jordan North’s I’m A Celeb appearance. Rob plays WrongUns and Gail plays the quiz from the comfort of her en suite toilet.

Harvey is back on the show with a toilet related Ask The Nation, George the Paramedic has been counting how many people whip their tops off, and James the Digger re-opens The Sadvent Calendar.

Listener Nick’s girlfriend doesn’t believe the show is real so our manure man puts her straight. Also a vaccination call makes Greg sweat, machines in the home that seem to have a mind of their own and a nice big bowl of gruel for Ali Plumb- can you guess what he’s watching?

Five of your favourite Radio 1 DJ’s play Unpopular Opinion, but which one finds Dick Van Dyke hot? Also, we hear the result of Mrs. Jeffries school project of counting the legs in London Zoo, Listener Meg makes a blunder in a job interview on Zoom and Ali’s “Plumathlon” continues.

Radio 1’s movie man Ali Plumb is set a massive challenge by Greg, Ruth reveals her boyfriend’s reaction when presented with some live chickens and we get an update on the Lost Christmas Bear and its wonderful owner Taylor.

Listener Ruth has a strange Valentine’s gift for her Beau, Four Brickies & a Nurse are back for the final day of the quiz and footballing legend Alex Scott is here with info on a very important new website.

How many legs are in London Zoo? Harvey gets caught – while sat on the loo and the Nut Nuts Nut slogan causes quite a to-do!

Greg finds a dog that doesn’t tolerate waffle, Emily’s family always end their conversations on a high note (but is it just them?) and did Lottie AKA Hannah get the proposal she was looking for?

Reece Parkinson joins us for Fact Controller where we learn that Plus, we hear your ideas for a romantic lockdown Valentines evening and of a duck fashion show in Animal News.

Greg speaks to the guy responsible for the amazing “Weaver” meme, we hear more lame reasons why you may have been dumped, and some listeners try their best to make Charlie Hedges laugh.

Is it ever ok to block your family on Instagram? Romesh Ranganathan Asks The Nation. Also, did you get dumped for something ridiculous at school? Daisy May Cooper did and what’s with Gary Neville and the Dua Lipa impressions?

As the UK looks to The Isle of Man with envious eyes, we find someone to leave the pub for 5 minutes and give someone a hug (remember them? It's where you meet someone you like and you put your arms around them and they put their arms around you and it's all nice 'n that). Also, another game of Big Shop Boughty (or whatever it's called) and listener Katy has a weird way of remembering songs.

Fat parrots, goats on Zoom, a mating fox in front of the boss and grumpy continuity announcers – here we go again!

Unpopular Opinion brings up its usual array of random likes and dislikes, a classic case of a presenter with the giggles from 3 Counties Radio and another blooper from our very own Roisin brings joy to Greg and Clara.

Rag N Bone Man and Greg crash a school music lesson for a good old singalong, Jordan North may have made his biggest blunder yet and listener Kelly plays a round of WrongUns.

A strange eggy superstition pops up in Is It Just Us? Greg has made a blunder with the sock order for Leo and following the famous Roisin-mask incident we bring our top 5 Hastie Moments.