Greg James Thats What He Said

Chris Stark joins us for a cheesy tale in Everyone’s Rubbish! Greg has a Fascination for The Vaccination and another beastly named listener co-hosts Animal News.

What a weird weekend aye? New President and his wife, Jordan in "The Castle, Lady Clarmalade on Strictly and a family that uses an odd sneezing's greeting.

Various snacks are scrutinised in Unpopular Opinion, Animal News brings an update on Baffle The Badger and a question on Pointless makes Greg nervous.

Greg is joined live by Trevor & Liz; correspondents from The White House… Well, “A white house”. Also, Tan France calls from America to answer a question about spiders and monocles and listener Laura has got it in for Scouting For Girls.

Emily Atack joins us for Fact Controller and gives us an amazing impersonation of The GC. Plus, Yungblud’s been doing things that only oldies do, so Greg devises a new game for him and following the news about a train driver who was saved by a whale sculpture – the puns start rolling in.

Beyoncé reveals that she's literally Queen Bee so we talk to some real Bee-keepers to substantiate her claims. Plus, Ask The Nation brings a dilemma about an afternoon nap and as Mariah Carey desperately tries to kick off the festive season, Greg eases in gently with the Merry Christmas Magpie.

Today we start with a man tonguing a fox, Greg uncovers some football conspiracies, we hear Clara's mic audio from her Strictly dance and who's your life's work dedicated to?

Greg's found a missed opportunity with a Dame Judi Dench story and Vick Hope joins in for Everyone's Rubbish. Plus Ali Plumb with Anne Hathaway and we hear Strictly with no music

Shawn Moondes is back on with more moon news, Greg finds out who throws eggs over their house in is it just us and is Emily Maitlis Radio 1's new party pooper?

Going out for a drink with your household? Greg's got a quiz to get you in the pub. Plus animal news with Christina Finch and Clara lets slip the Strictly celeb group chat.

Potty-mouthed marine biologist Sascha, confirms listener Duncan’s suspicions about Dolphins, ‘Shawn Moondez’ tries to speculate on what NASA’s big announcement might be and predictions come in for how Clara will get on during her first live dance on Strictly Come Dancing.

Philip Schofield caused quite a stir yesterday when his doorbell rang while he was on the radio, but do any of our listeners have better doorbells than Phillip? Of course they do! Also, Charlie Hedges joins The Fact Controller to dispel myths about chicken eggs and teeth and nappies are among the strange things mums hoard.

Unpopular Opinion is back and Calvin Harris comes under the cosh, Greg wonders what shows might be better “on ice” and we have an experiment for listener Gemma, who’s on her daily run around Bournemouth Beach.

How would Thomas The Tank Engine play a saxophone? Is it weird to warm your plates before eating dinner? Has Chris Witty has received his clicker? How did Clara get on in Strictly? Why is Matt Edmondson singing to his dog? All (well nearly all) will be answered.

Top comedian Romesh joins us for Everyone's Rubbish including a special confession by word expert Susie Dent. Plus, one of the fab four plays Yesterday's Quiz and Arielle Free has stepped into Christmas - BIGTIME!

Shawn Mendez was supposed to be on the show but was nowhere to be found. Not to worry - our faithful listeners pull out all the stops to bring fun and merriment including, an expert telling us what cheese the moon might be made of, and we hear from Messrs Stiff, Rice and Curry.

Piano-playing dogs and penguins are discussed in Animal News , listener Naomi names household objects after people and following Chris Whitty’s troubles getting the right Powerpoint slides up during his coronavirus briefing yesterday, Greg (with the help of DJ Caspar) decides to make a “Whitty Slide” remix.

Charlie Hedges is put to the test to see if she can tell the difference between real or fake doctor names, Josh and his friends are back to play another round of the 7 to 6 game and a clip of Jeff Bezos evil laughing at a tech conference, slightly disturbs Greg.

Greg discusses the fly that landed on Mike Pence’s head. Seems like a good time to get some puns from the listeners. Also, the Royal Pencil saga continues and in the lead up to the launch of Radio 1 Dance on BBC Sounds, Annie Mac mixes up three of listener Matt’s favourite songs.

Some families have very unique habits…OR ARE THEY?? Also, some rappers are without their crappers and Spanner the farmer takes his milk straight from the cow.