Greg James Thats What He Said

Charlie’s hiding in a bush in Scotland next to dog poo in a bin - the things she’ll do to give someone a Festive Feeling surprise! Also Greg receives an exciting message from King of Cheese Rick Stein, destroys Tailor Swift’s Christmas song forever and is shocked by an Unpopular Opinion given by Clara about one of the biggest villains in the world of Christmas movies.

Fleabag creator and Bond writer Phoebe is here to help some listeners with their personal dilemmas, it’s day one of our Festive Feeling, so Charlie Hedges is prowling around someone’s bush hoping to surprise them and a school in Scotland has had a dramatic turn in their Christmas Panto preparations.

The stars of Star Wars are here for your Unpopular Opinions and it turns out that Leo DiCaprio is not Daisy’s cup of tea! Also, The Fact Controller Stormz in with an emergency fact, and Greg thinks Question Time should be changed to "Question Wine".

Dev and Alice join us for a Christmas Fact Controller, we hear of all the crazy things Grandads do and a conspiracy theory emerges about Yesterday’s Quiz.

We Asked The Nation if people should be eating chicken wings with their hands or cutlery. Greg drops some lullaby tunes - Snoop Dogg style and listener Alfie want to know if shopping with a suitcase is weird.

Greg hears about your favourite Christmas parlour games, Krept and Konan are manning the phone lines, taking your calls on ‘times when chat up lines went well’ and we have a mission for D Double E.

Greg believes if you have anything other than a chocolate advent calendar it’s just not right – pork scratchings, fragrances and couples making each other advent calendars can all GET IN THE BIN! Also Adele speaks to us from the jungle, Clara is angry and Alan the Robot Hoover is getting too big for his boots!

The Fact Controller is here with Grimmy, helping out listeners with some strange ideas. Also, The Palace Pencil news has spread globally and we chat to Adele’s girlfriend Kate all the way from The Jungle.

Comedian Mo Gilligan gathers your ideas for T.V shows. Cathy for instance loves Caribbean food so would love to watch The Great British Jerk Off. Also, Greg remembers those funny primary school injuries that would get you sent home early and we are treated to another Rick Stein Big Cheese Remix.

Camila Cabello joins us for Unpopular Opinion and sings the theme tune beautifully. Plus, “why does everyone keep accidentally insulting Taylor Swift?” and we welcome the return of our favourite talking Christmas magpie.

Is it too early to start playing Christmas songs? We Ask The Nation and whatever the nation decides will be Radio 1’s policy FOREVER! Also, we hear about your friends or family that have a hidden past and have more animal news including a driving dog.

A stupid talking point about out of date food spawns one of the greatest stories about one woman, her grandad and a frozen parakeet…Also, a few of you have hijacked the Newsbeat phone line and Greg loves you for it!!

The Holyhead Chippy that became known as the Hippy Chippy when the C of the Chippy fell off - then tried to become the Chippy again but got complaints and so decided on going back to being the Hippy Chippy. Only now they no longer can be the Hippy Chippy because there is another Hippy Chippy and so they have to remain The Chippy…..Romesh Ranganathan wonders what it’s all about!

Hot tubs, toast crumbs & backward pizzas. Hippy chips, oven gloves & Olympic weight-lifters. BBC poos, musical gates and a croissants warbling presenter…It can only be The Radio 1 Breakfast Show with Greg James!

HAIM help some listeners with their Bleak Mornings, including a man was buried under a sea of bread and crumpets and we have news on The Hippy Chippy and the naming of the under-7s rugby team.

Greg has another Rick Stein cheese mix, Ask The Nation brings a kissing dilemma and (ahead of her debut on I’m A Celebrity this Sunday) we speak to Adele's girlfriend Kate about keeping the secret for so long.

We hear about the weird things in your house, like using yoghurt pots for mugs for example. Also, Scott Mills and Chris Stark are here for Fact Controller and Greg gets creative with Rick Stein, a lot of cheese and Tion Wayne’s track ‘Kesha, Becky’.

Lizzo is here to help listeners with their dilemmas and she truly is the most upbeat person! Listener Lauren has a complaint to make about a missing handkerchief and it’s true! Radio 1’s very own Adele Roberts is going into the Jungle and Greg and Clara are very excited.

Everything has built up to this moment, one man, his assistant and a row of different yoghurts. Can David Yoghurt finally get a clean lidder? Also, Greg and Blue Peter presenter Lindsey Russel are getting suspicious about Adele Roberts’ absence and we receive a letter from Simon Cowell.

Is the video of Diplo and Niall Horan a deep fake? Niall calls in with the truth. Also, Greg sings some nice hymns to Simon Cowell and we Ask The Nation about duvet habits.