Doctor Who's Line, Is It?...anyway!!!

There's a cockroach on the loose with a urine crystal for a brain, so goodness only knows what it'll do. What's the best way of dealing with it? Either send a squad of wannabe heroes that took part in the Cockroach Wars or teach it interpretive dance. You choose! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 14 "Dragonfire Part 3"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

The Doctor has taken leave of what senses he possessed & is currently dangling over a cliff & facing almost certain doom! Will Savlon Glitch help him or will he wait till he drops & pinch his brolly? Is that a small ledge which has appeared? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 13 "Dragonfire Part 2"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

If you want to go to a place where they serve the very best candles, where the cockroach infestation is rife but the roaches are painted white & have little hats, & where toilet paper is put to quite bizarre use, then follow the Doctor & Mel to S'Fartos, where 'friends' old & new are waiting for you! Listen close for a special introduction! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 12 "Dragonfire Part 1"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

Mel has gone to an all-you-can-eat meat party hosted by Gaviscon, boss of the Bin Men...probably in the hope of finally getting a drink! Will the Doctor join her, or is he still tied up with that Welsh girl? Will Billy get it on with the chicken? & how many times will someone get on or off a bike this week? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 11 "Delta and the Bannermen Part 3"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

At the holiday camp in Wales Mel is struggling. The camp has no more alcohol, the Doctor has hooked up with a Welsh girl, she's been accosted by the Bin Men & her room mate has laid an egg which hatched into a snot boy which has now become a small green girl! Will she ever trust Travelocity again? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 10 "Delta and the Bannermen Part 2"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

The Doctor & Mel are on a search for alcohol when a chance meeting with the Galactic Emperor sends them towards the centre of the booze universe....Wales!!! They are joined by a weird clucking woman who hasn't been putting her correct bins out! I sense trouble ahead!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 9 "Delta and the Bannermen Part 1"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

The Doctor gatecrashes Rory's rehearsal to take him & Amy somewhere where she can get her crack lubricated, & to see a tennis or cricket match...but the pitch is flooded & nobody can find a plumber or a dentist! How will they all cope?! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 05, episode 6 "Vampires of Venice"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

The Weeing Angles have returned to make silly noises & to put the Doctor off his picnic, which is already proving to be problematic since the Picnic Manoeuvre Squad have camouflaged themselves rather too well...& Amy's crack is all sandy! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 05, episode 5 "Flesh and Stone"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

After his latest run-in with the Garlics, the Doctor has decided to take Amy to a toy museum, but it's never as simple as that & before he knows it he is off on a picnic with a mad stalker chef & some unexpected guests! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 05, episode 4 "The Time of Angels"  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

After the tension, drama & massive partying of last week's episode, we thought it was a good idea to kick back with some fun tunes, so here's the latest of our musical compilations, this time focusing on the exploits of the manically vegetarian 9th Doctor! Enjoy! 

 It’s the end….but the moment has been prepared for!! On board a freighter full of volatile chilli, heading closer & closer to the sun, surrounded by Cidermen & having still not eaten, it doesn’t bode well for Adric! Surely this won’t end well…..or will it?……Or won’t it?! Laughter track on standby!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 22 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 In their efforts to book a table at the restaurant, the Doctor & his chums have ended up on a spaceship that smells suspiciously of cider! Listen, is that a schtum schtum noise I can hear? Ooops! Sorry about that! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 21 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 There’s been a double booking at the restaurant, the waiters are singing Ooby Dooby at everyone, the Doctor’s been snitting & Adric is being even more of a twat than usual! Worst of all the Cidermen are back & are behind the whole sorry mess! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 20 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 Have you ever been to a new restaurant that’s so exclusive that they make you go through a really complicated booking procedure before you can get a table? Well that’s where we’re at this week. The food is to die for, Adric! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 19 “Earthshock”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 Watch out, watch out, there’s a butler about….in fact there are several! One of them is creeping about causing mischief at the murder mystery weekend & either Nyssa or her lookalike is currently at his mercy! Meanwhile, Adric is stuffing his face…again!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 18 “Black Orchid”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 Adric likes trains, really likes trains! But if there’s one thing Adric likes more than trains, it’s maths! & if there’s one thing Adric likes more than maths, it’s food! So let’s hope there’s some sort of rave buffet he can go to this week, eh? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 17 “Black Orchid”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 Tegan is about to open a box, Mace has just had a very close encounter with the Disco Robot, the Dr’s doohickie has met its maker, & Adric’s limp has mysteriously disappeared!! Will they all go to Terry’s party & if so will they get pissed as newts? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 16 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 The troupe of actors hired by Terry to find his missing lumps have instead found the Dr & Mace & want to chop their heads off in case the lumps are in there, but it’s ok because Mace & the Dr are men of commerce (apparently)!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 15 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 The TARDIS crew have met a zoo owner who is on the hunt for animals. A shame then that they seem to be in rural England where the most exotic thing thus far is a horse! Maybe the disco robot qualifies? Or Adric? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 14 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 Fireworks, disco robots, lumps, zoos, hats, string, manta rays, radios! This episode has all that plus Adric’s most convincing fall! Will Tegan ever get her room back & will Giorgio Moroder sue? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 19, episode 13 “The Visitation”  so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)