Doctor Who's Line, Is It?...anyway!!!

 There’s a cheap yellow plastic shrimp with its eye on Mel!!! Will it get her or will Prix overcome his omniphobia & actually do something? The Captain’s meeting with the Great Frappucino didn’t seem to be going well either….maybe there’s a new religion they can all join? (Hint – there is!) Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 8 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 At the Hotel California the parrots have arrived, but only the Captain can see them. This may be down to too much wine, or possibly the rather suspect cans from the dispensing machines! Mel needs to wet her whistle & she may be about to get her chance! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 7 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 There may be plenty of room in this thrilling story, but with Prix smashing doors in, & Wangs running amok cleaning everything, it is left to the Doctor to find the master’s chambers, whilst Mel is about to find that the Quick Knits are more than ready for the feast! Now, please bring my wine! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 6 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 Mel drags the Doctor to a bar, but the Hotel’s Betty Ford Wing has some annoying inhabitants, & that’s before we get to the Starbucks Police, speed knitters, plastic espresso machines or the French waiter! Pink champagne on ice anyone? Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 5 “Paradise Towers” so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 With Abba pounding in his ears & various Doctor Who luminaries telling his Aunt Shirley the ingredients for the perfect margarita, will the Doctor escape the resort planet & if so….what the hell for???!!! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 4 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 Aunt Shirley has revealed herself & the Doctor isn’t happy! Aunt Shirley doesn’t seem to be happy either, not do the bats in the lounge, or the mad masseuse woman, or Beyus the birdman, or indeed Mel, who can’t find a drink anywhere! Maybe some Abba will help? Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 3 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

  Mel is spinning out of control inside a flying ball & it is remarkably….something!!! The newly regurgitated Doctor has met his Aunt Shirley who seems to be running a resort planet with the help of a camp bat & a grumpy bird…& best of all, they’re back in a quarry! What are the chances? Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 2 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

 Tired of his ridiculous costume, the Doctor has hurled himself at the console in disgust & is regurgitating again! This time he’s short, he’s apparently Scottish (not that you can tell!) & he’s about to be reacquainted with a family member! Siri! Glitter gun on standby! Queue up your DVD player, streaming or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24  episode 1 “Time and the Rani”so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it’s always a bit better with the video showing you what’s happening!)

The second part of our 2 part conversation with five of our newer cast members. This week we look ahead to the future & find out what everyone felt when Jodie was announced. Back to our usual nonsense next week!

As a change from our usual episodes this week we invite you to meet some of our cast members who weren't with us when we recorded our original introduction, so join Derek, Kerry, Robin, Drew & Pinky in conversation with Miles.

Cigar smoke aplenty, Garlics as domestic whor...ermmm...help. What is wrong here? Where is West Vagina? Can the Doctor find it on a map before Winston Churchill eats it? And what is a vagina miner? Find out this week...or not, as the case may be! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 5 episode 3 "Victory of the Daleks"so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

Having calmed down a little, the newly regurgitated Doctor has been asked by Amy to get some interior washroom facilities for the TARDIS, as well as some soft furnishings. What could possibly go wrong with that?!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 5 episode 2 "The Beast Below" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

The Doctor has regurgitated once again & is on a mission to calm down! On his way to his new costume he meets a runt, jumps over a few things, waves his flashy thing, wants everything painted black, finds himself impersonating Postman Pat & comes very close to some legs! Any idea which Doctor it is yet? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 5 episode 1 "The Eleventh Hour"so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

The Sultana's are back!!! Well...when we say back, obviously it's the first time we've met them on DWLIIA! You can look forward to plenty of talk of potatoes, more from the Smash robots, an epic wig & a massive fight sequence...on audio! how can you possibly afford to miss this? Answer: you can't! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 10 "The Sontaran Experiment" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

Having dealt with the embarrassing problems at the mall, the Doctor, Sarah & Hairy have popped out to get some toilet duck...just in case, but the Doctor has started rubbing his balls, Sarah's trousers have gone missing & Hairy goes down a hole! Better break out the jacket potatoes then! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 9 "The Sontaran Experiment"so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

Will Viagra revive the old turd? Will NoArse pop his bubble, and leave green slime all over the floor? Will Sarah get her freak on, and Hairy get...ummm...a new pair of shoes? Tune in to find out. Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 8 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

The snot is coming to life & worse still, so are other things! NoArse is turning into a human bubble wrap booger, the Doctor tries to become Telly Savalas & nobody is missing H from Steps! Can this get any more exciting? (That may depend on whether or not you like Kojak!!!) Queue up your DVD player, streaming copy or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play Season 12 episode 7 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!) If you like what you hear, please leave us a comment here, a review/like on iTunes (that genuinely helps us a LOT!!), or say something on Twitter/Facebook. & if you want to join in, just contact us via email, Twitter or Facebook...we'd love to have more people on board!

Hairy has found a weirdy thing in a cupboard & it has fallen on him. The Doctor has got a charred hat & half a scarf & Sarah has been in a Japanese orgasm pod!! Aside from Frazer Hines, nobody else was in last week's episode. Will this one be different? (Hint - Yes!!! & there's also a very special guest appearance too!!!) Queue up your DVD player, streaming copy or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 6 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

The Doctor, Sarah & Hairy are off for a lovely Spanish pizza, but the shopping mall at which they arrive seems to be a bit deserted...except for some slimy green thing & some very questionable automated equipment! Best not to sneeze! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 5 "The Ark in Space" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)

The Curry Lovers' Association - the SRS (??!!) - are on a jolly to a secret curry house, but Kenwood's nits are getting agitated & trouble (& tea!) is brewing. Meanwhile the Brig's dilemma about his 'tache increases, but there are books which may help! Just don't get in the way of the Dr's little thing! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 12 episode 4 "Robot" so you can watch the story along with us, but don’t worry if you don’t have access to the episode though, you can easily listen to the podcast on its own without losing too much of the experience (although it's always a bit better with the video showing you what's happening!)