The Geekbox

Wherein we discuss Instagram, Kickstarter, LovePlus, sex in games, Fez, Legend of Grimrock, Final Fantasy XIII, game characters cosplaying as other game characters, horrible Internet porn, and dating spreadsheets. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Karen Chu, and Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss defeating Sheng Long, Xenoblade Chronicles, GameStop vs. Amazon vs. Best Buy vs. Ryan Higgins' moon logic, Diablo III, Skullgirls, ultra-violent fighting games, the knife test, Gray Matter, and Game of Thrones 2x02 (spoiler warning!). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss getting mugged, Molyjam 2012, World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria, our favorite April Fools' Day pranks, Game of Thrones episode 2x01 (spoiler alert!), William Shatner playing William Shatner, Total Recall, the history of Leisure Suit Larry, HD remakes, and Penny Arcade. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Kid Icarus: Uprising, patches for Nintendo platforms, angel mythology, Total Recall, terrifying movie scenes, RoboCop, Ninja Turtles, terrible archery, anime, Japanese RPGs, Intelligent Systems, David Bowie songs, Venture Bros., and Herculoids. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss Draw Something, the disposability of mobile games, Arkham Horror, Cthulhu Saves the World, crazy Kickstarter projects, Kid Icarus: Uprising, playing Wii games, Telltale's Walking Dead game, Michael Bay vs. the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Trek movies. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss gaming expos, Outliers, John Carter (of Mars), Awake, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, new old stuff, The Artist, talking during movies, the Fitch Hitch, and Academy Award winners vs. IMDb. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss battle scars, The Hunger Games, Anne Rice, samurai movies, 13 Assassins, Technicolor fever, Journey, Game Developers Conference 2012, indie game developers vs. Japan, the video game industry crash of 1983, Japan vs. America, free World of Warcraft characters, the death of EverQuest Online Adventures, Mass Effect 3, and t-shirt giveaways. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, Brock Sager, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss nerdy girls, Game of Thrones (season 1 spoilers!), fake Thor mythology vs. fake Norse mythology, Sherlock's superpowers, Sacha Baron Cohen, Joustin' Beaver, Joust: The Movie, negative attitudes in the fighting game community, bad words, Xenoblade Chronicles, Operation Rainfall, and the Nintendo Network. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss weird accents, the Alamo Drafthouse, the horrors of the San Francisco Mission, wild movie events, Sherlock (light spoilers for the first episode), 11th-dimensional chess, Twitter disasters, Doctor Adam Fitch Explains It All, the PlayStation Vita, Lumines Electronic Symphony, and Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, Katie Romanko, and Toby Sidler.

Wherein we discuss the Jelly Belly factory, molecular gastronomy (WTF?), the amazing Jeremy Lin, Star Wars: Episode I 3D, crazy TV producers, Sherlock in America, Comic Book Men, superhero identities, murder mysteries, Double Fine's crazy Kickstarter adventure, and the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic series. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Alea Garbagnati, Ryan Higgins, Chris Noyes, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss clambakes, The Apartment, Professor Layton, the Ace Attorney movie, the Japanese judicial system, sober Disney marathons (and Hobbit cameos), John Lennon vs. Stephen King, Game of Thrones, the awesomeness of Jeremy Renner, Max Landis' Superman fan film, WeLoveFine.com, neurotic color-coordination, and Sherlock. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss Stretch Armstrong, Ferris Bueller's new car, artistic advertising, celebrity homicide, Ace Attorney 5, Ong-Bak: The Game, terrible comedies, the Simpsons' decline, Sherlock, Justified, opening credits, vocoders, awesome movies, Prometheus, Liam Neeson's recent years, and Rambo vs. Dumbo. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss kids not buying comics, Archie's high school years, the Xbox in Japan, creepy music store customers, recording music off the TV, the worst Soundwave ever, the horrible Oscars, Sherlock, Alcatraz (including Ryan Higgins' crackpot theories), getting banned from Star Wars forums for using dumb Internet memes, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Tomb Raider, Dark Souls, Etrian Odyssey, Soulcalibur V, Assassin's Creed, and the Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning demo. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Ryan Higgins, and Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss passing the bar exam, single comic issues vs. trade paperbacks, bookstores vs. books, drunken Disney World marathons, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the dumbest Star Wars subplot ever, Hutt sexuality, Alcatraz, and Dave Chappelle's live show. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Alea Garbagnati, Ryan Higgins, and Chris Noyes.

Wherein we discuss PaintScape, boring U.S. states, supervolcanoes, Lord of the Rings plot holes, Dungeons & Dragons: 5th Edition, role-playing in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, disgusting potato chip flavors, fun-filled Spanish lessons, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, tall vs. short, the elements of style, dating protips, LinkedIn, and Star Wars: The Old Republic. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Jonathan Powell.

Wherein we discuss sudden changes, terrible customer service, Hurdy Gurdy, the 2nd 87th Annual Geekbox Awards, a happy Calendar Man new year, Adam's Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword check-in, Doctor Who vs. Star Trek, more bad Grant Morrison comics, annoying Internet memes, Adam Sandler's decline, aliens throughout history, our truly special moments of 2011, and awesome magazines. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss southern California, The Adventures of Tintin, Watchmen 2, The Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit trailer, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, 127 Hours, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the Fitch Hitch, questionable records, new cell phones, Calendar Man, informed attractiveness, and winning Ben Stein's money (or not). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Andrew Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss a case of the Mondays, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, TaleSpin canon, The Dark Knight Rises teaser trailer, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the Star Wars Expanded Universe, the Marvel MMO, Facebook and Twitter woes, Kim Jong-illin', Adam's Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword report, and Karen Chu's awesome new project. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Max Scoville.

Wherein we discuss obscure Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villains, "Weird Al" Yankovic trivia, sleeping problems, devoting exorbitant amounts of times to games, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, the Spike VGAs, some company called Naughty Dog, Felicia Day vs. Double Dare, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, the new Louis C.K. album, Reddit, the G.I. Joe: Retaliation trailer, body massages, The Dark Knight Rises, the worst movie ever made (according to Adam Fitch), and the most successful actors of all-time. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss DHARMA food-bearers, never going to Napa Valley, weird weddings, angry zoo animals, the death of GamePro, chemistry 101, Lost, Twin Peaks, Peep Show, The Hunger Games, messed-up fiction, the most ridiculous fake psychology ever, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, fatal Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword bugs, and the Nintendo Treehouse. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, Nick Lyman, and Amanda Szentesy.