The Geekbox

Wherein we discuss Doritos flavors, the most boring food ever, World of Warcraft patch 4.3, carnival games, really tired memes, Adam's favorite movie of all-time, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, DOTA 2, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, and slime controllers. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Ali G's hometown, Doctor Who, culture shock, offbeat sporting events, Star Wars: The Old Republic, World of Warcraft's decline, fun vs. family, Castlevania, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Burn Notice, and The X-Files. Starring Ryan Scott, Chris Baily, James Day, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Siamese orgies, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, arachnophobia mods, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Super Mario Bros. 2, Mario Kart 7, bad Batman: Arkham City bugs, crazy Final Fantasy exploits, the irrelevance of finite lives in games, the Simpsons and E4, Saturday Night Live (and how it possibly sucks), and Frank Miller vs. the Internet. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss World of Warcraft's diminishing player base, the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection, midnight game launches, our games of the year (so far), Team Fortress 2 freebies, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Rayman Origins, Super Mario 3D Land, 21 Jump Street, Phoenix Wright: The Movie, and Batman: Arkham City (ending spoilers!). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Batman: The Long Halloween, Street Fighter costumes, Batman: Arkham City (some mid-game spoilers!), World of Warcraft, ridiculous achievement-related tasks, Ready Player One, Otomedius Excellent, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Nintendo's 2011 fiscal forecast, Mario Kart cheapness, and Harvest Moon: The Tale of Two Towns. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss BlizzCon 2011, World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria, autoattacking in MMOs, character-building choices, PokeWoW, Batman: Arkham City, Grand Theft Auto V, The Walking Dead, Serenity, character deaths, and the Buffy/Angel canon. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Professor Layton and the Last Specter, Professor Layton's London Life, math problems, Batman: Arkham City, Dark Souls speedruns, Bubsy savants, Lord of the Rings Online hacking, Dance Central 2, the Doctor Who season 6 finale (spoilers!), and Torchwood (huge spoiler alert!). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss alma maters, country music, horrible stereotypes, Final Fantasy Tactics, Advance Wars, default character names, mispronounced Street Fighter voice clips, bastard swords, Game of Thrones, Rune Factory: Tides of Destiny, movies that make us cry, Inception, Japanese porn stars, crisis management, Internet cred, Rumble Roses, legalese, Steve Jobs, and the A-Team. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, and Eric Neigher.

Wherein we discuss Firefox vs. Chrome, Windows vs. Star Trek, Damon Lindelof vs. Lost, Bruce Campbell, Demon's Souls (and Dark Souls), the Ico & Shadow of the Colossus Collection, the Splinter Cell HD Trilogy, Square Enix mega-bosses, Tetris Link, the Human Centipede, the DC Comics reboot, and Australian football (WTF?). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Scroll, Scrolls, The Elder Scrolls, Game Center CX, Californian folk heroes, Chrono Trigger (and Chrono Cross), Tomato, Final Fantasy Tactics, Dark Souls, hard-ass games, the Ico and Shadow of the Colossus Collection, the end of R.E.M., and recent career decisions. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss fat Americans, Virgin Mode, porn reviews, Tough Mudder 2011, Doctor Who, water physics, Burn Notice, the Netflix/Qwikster situation, cable Xboxes, Chrono Trigger, Ni no Kuni, Xenoblade Chronicles, DC Universe Online, digital comics, and the Comedy Button. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Ben Hall, Freya Hall, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss special guests, Metal Gear Solid 3 love/hate, Radiant Silvergun, Disneyland's Star Tours redux, OKCupid matchmaking tactics, Tokyo Game Show 2011, the big dumb Nintendo 3DS Frankenstick (including Adam Fitch's most epic rant to date), Internet complainers, Bravely Default: Flying Fairy, and Doctor Who (spoilers for episodes 6x09 and 6x10). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, and Kyle Stratton.

Wherein we discuss the death of the Xbox 360 (...in Japan), The Idolmaster, LovePlus, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (spoiler warning!), Star Wars trolling, Dragon Quest X, the nature of MMOs, Square Enix's recent development history, Ni no Kuni, and Doctor Who (spoiler warning!). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss OKCupid horror stories, PAX Prime 2011, Retronauts, Bubble Bobble, Portal: No Escape, Star Wars: The Old Republic, League of Legends, pro scavenger-hunting, Tropico 4, Frozen Synapse, Metal Gear Solid, long-ass YouTube videos, Metroid Prime, Half-Minute Hero, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss terrible licensed NES games, new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics, editing Wikipedia, The Walking Dead, the Super NES' 20th birthday, Star Wars: The Old Republic, the ups and downs of Final Fantasy, the cost of playing, Super Mario Galaxy 2, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, Metroid's twisty history (Metroid: Other M spoiler warning!), Wilderness of Mirrors, live-action role-playing, and the end of the Sneak King. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss cartoon college, Al Gore, the creative world, the Comedy Button, Transformers dishes, steampunk hate (take 2), Renaissance Faire, Burn Notice, Doctor Who non-spoilers, ThunderCats, Awkward, extracurricular high school activities, The Price is Right, Hong Kong Phooey, Dalek pride, confusing soccer nonsense, District 9, terrifying insect stories, and Shaq's illustrious film career. Starring Ryan Scott, Scott Bromley, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the problem with steampunk, the secret history of Trenched, confusing-as-hell musical genres, trenchcoats, airport horror stories, Attack the Block, Netflix for movie theaters, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Fitch's porno weekend, Team Fortress 2, bringing down the ban hammer on World of Warcraft, and buying comics. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the future of GamePro, the life of Ray Barnholt, Game of Thrones, Captain America: The First Avenger, Cowboys and Aliens, Smurfs, Garfield and Peter Venkman, flagrant alcoholism, HeroClix, Shadowrun Duels, Nintendo in the '90s, and writing about games. Starring Ryan Scott, Ray Barnholt, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, and April Scott.

Wherein we discuss racist candy, San Diego Comic-Con 2011, Seth Green's Hot Ice Cream, 10-hour panel campouts, Doctor Who, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, DC Universe Online, geek girls, Beavis and Butt-head, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead politics, Captain America: The First Avenger, the Stark family tree, Taken, selling kids for World of

Wherein we discuss Tiny Tower, Voltron: Defender of the Universe, quarter-munchers, Bastion, Diablo III, Catherine, online purity tests, Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon, dealing with ant infestations (WTF?), My Girl, the StarCraft/Warcraft theme park (sort of), the lead-up to Comic-Con 2011, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows -- Part 2 (spoiler warning!). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.