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I have to admit this ones a weird one. Usually I give some bullet points of whats going on in the episode but to do that would spoil this one, so you'll just have to go into it blind. Good luck. If you are affected by any of the themes in today's podcast,... erm... oops.

Episodes is back with another cracking example. Yes, I know its been fucking ages, but what are you going to do about it? This time out we ponder the evergreen topic of Ivy, specifically: Sensual statuesA good viewRiding a pigDeep personal psychoanalysis from Dr. Marshall.

The podcast technically known as 'Episodes' is back for an epic second series. And this time it was recorded in a building with more than one floor. Exciting or what? Episode 12 kicks us off perfectly with happy, nonsensical chat about: Queen MothersQueensBasketballQueens.

In the last of the currently recorded podcasts, this week's audio treat brings you the exciting topics of: Peter and the WolfNick KnowlesElbows

A new episode I hear you exclaim with glee. With an increasingly erratic release schedule, this surprise new episode includes Chris, Ian and Kev rambling incoherently about: Bees vs Wasps Ian's money management Jams and Chutneys The pickle conundrum.

Kev and Ian are once again joined by Chris for another exciting instalment where they discus: Gatu Gateau Cake Cake vs Gateau Sport

In an exciting format twist Ian and Kev are joined this time out by Chris, meaning that, for the first time, everyone who actually listens to the podcast was there when it was recorded. They all had a jolly good time discussing: Even keels Inner smiles and secret smiles The merits of tinned fruit Hooting eyes

Welcome back. This time out Ian and Kev spend most of the time discussing elevenses, only to discover that they have no idea what it is. Enjoy.

In this vastly delayed release, Kev and Ian discuss: Weather Living as Mr Men Dangerous Seagulls Giant Worms Is soil vegetarian?

Kev and Ian discuss such inane nonsense as: - Making eyes - Tuning eyes - Using eyes - Bananarama - Photoshopping gurns

Yes! You have been waiting, no doubt, a very long time for this and you have been waiting impatiently. Your foot has been tapping. You have looked at your watch so frequently that the numbers have been worn off its face. You have sighed pointledly to no avail. Well, wait no more, because it's here: the season finale of This Way Up has just landed right in front of your ears. If you ask me it's the best one of the whole series. Six episodes of this magnificent folly are now at an end, but there will be outtakes to follow for the fans to collect and put in a sticker book.

In this vastly delayed episode, Ian and Kev discuss: A small feud over Stock Aitken Waterman Annexing the Lake District Crumpets Onions

That's right Episode 3 is here already, in this frankly wonderful installment Kev and Ian discuss: Zoup Chuck Norris selling Levis What to do with an abundance of crystal skulls The Book of Mormon Opening a discount retail store

Hot on the heels from Episode 1 comes... you guessed it, Episode 2! In this episode, Kev and Ian discuss, amongst other things: The musical zeitgeist How to recognise a time travelling horse The future of breakfast cereal The economies of Chinese Manufacturing

Traditionally in the UK, groundbreaking comedy has always been commissioned in series of six episodes. So it was for “Fawlty Towers”, so it was for “The Fast Show”, so it was for the revolutionary “Keeping Up Appearances”. This is how we know that we have another world-changing format on our hands. “This Way Up”, the incredible sketch comedy from Newcastle-based comedy chumps Ian and Roo, reaches its fifth episode and the fans must surely be feeling just a little anxious that there is only one episode to go before it vanishes from the airwaves forever. For now, though, let’s just be grateful for what we have, as we listen in to episode 5 of This Way Up, featuring the incredible sound of Ian rapping.

Series 2 of This Way Up is on its way and Pouring Beans is proud to present you with the next episode of Britain’s most innovative radio sketch show, featuring the Sean Connery Accent Watch and slightly more cranial inflation than is technically permitted by Ofcom.

Can it really be true? Is this what we have all been waiting for? Will it save mankind? Well, thank you for asking. The answers to your enquiries are yes, yes and no, in that order. And if your next question is “I don’t remember asking these questions, what exactly are we talking about?” then the answer to that question is This Way Up episode 3!

If the first episode tickled your chips, this one is all set to douse them in comedy vinegar. (No, I don’t know either.) Featuring some calls from Money.com and the debut of Montgomery and Margaret, please pin back your ears for the second episode of… This Way Up! Hoorah!

I know, I know: you’ve been waiting a long time. I’m sorry. But it’s finally here! The long-awaited radio comedy debut of Reuben, Throckley Young Comedian Of The Year 2014 and three-time winner of “Funniest Person In Aud’s Living Room”, is ready to go.   Starring Reuben and Ian. Walk-on parts by Chris. A Pouring Beans Productions Production, probably.

This right here, is a world exclusive. I know technically (and actually) all of our posts are world exclusives, but some of them just feel more worthy of the title than others, that's all I'm saying. And what I'm saying is that this is one of them. So. Right then. Here it is. In a first for Pouring Beans Productions, here is your actual very first Pouring Beans Podcast. It doesn't really have a name as such, except that this one is the first one and features the phrase, "Your Mum loves a sexy pony". So i guess its called Episode 1: Your Mum loves a sexy pony.