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Sinopsis
Every week or so, Alex Smith and James Kislingbury wade through the cesspool is that is the modern news cycle to find you chunks of solid gold-- Meaning mostly stories about crows and drunken brawls at fast food joints.
Episodios
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#172 Making Mud Pies in Barack Obama's Garage
04/02/2021 Duración: 48minEPISODES #172-- Today we talk about the terrible cock noises of rural France, the dook and or peepsies problems of the Trump family's secret service detail, and electronic cock extortion. It's an awful episode, all around. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Outro is "Get Out of Denver" by Bob Seger. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Our sources are the AFP, the Guardian, and the Washington Post. #Trumpistan #BDSM #Chastity #CockNoise #France #Rural #FarmLife
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#171 Bring Up the Body Parts
24/01/2021 Duración: 43minEPISODE #171-- Today we talk the further adventures of the GOPs dumbest fascists, then we get into some stories about raccoon bank robbers, a forest full of body parts, Iggy Pop: King of Drugs, and Hayao Miyazaki spotting. All this and some rants about OK Cupid. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Outro is "Candy" by Iggy Pop. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Our sources are Miami Herald, Far Out, Yahoo, Daily Beast, and ComicBook.com. #Anime #IggyPop #Drugs #PunkRock #GOP #Insurrectionists #TedCruzSucks #BankRobbers
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#170 Living La Vida Jackass
15/01/2021 Duración: 01h03minEPISODE #170-- After some trials and tribulations, we are back! Today we talk about a killer Santa (and COVID-19), the death of a party monster, a bootleg wine-baron brought to justice, and the discovery of a German enigma machine. Also Alex's deathmatch with a bad internet retailer. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Outro is "Can't Go Back" by Primal Scream. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Our source are Metro UK, NY Post, New York Times, Smithsonian Magazine, DPA, and Agence France Presse. #CliveCussler #ClassicCars #COVID #Coup #WWII #Alabama #WineNews
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#169 Coup D'umbass
11/01/2021 Duración: 51minEPISODE #169-- Alex and James process the goings on of January 6th and talk about the consequences of owning a faulty Gadsden Flag. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Outro is "2021" by Vampire Weekend. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Our source is Rawstory. #DumbCoup #FuckTrump #Fuck45 #January6 #ThisSucks
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#168 TOTAL PENILE ANIHILATION
01/01/2021 Duración: 59minEPISODE #168-- On this rather rough episode, we talk about the Jackass boys' continued adventures, Trump's ongoing war with toilets, a Russian assassination plot/crank call, and China's most terrifying sandwich. All this and some Hannibal jokes. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Outro is "This Will Be Our Year" by The Zombies. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Our sources were Consequence of Sound, CNN, Bellingcat, and the Chicago-Tribune. #Hannibal #SoLongStinkYear #Assassins #Russia #Russiagate #OurTerriblePresident #Trump #ToiletTown #FastFood
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#167 Simply Having a Horrible Christmas Time!
25/12/2020 Duración: 29minEPISODE #167-- Today James and Alex waffle a bit about being forced to listen to Christmas jingles, what Rocko the Cat is up to these days, and some other padding. NO NEWS. Wear a mask and Merry Christmas, you newshounds. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Outro is "Christmas F*cking Miracle" by Run the Jewels. Additional music by Andy Kneis
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#166 George Lucas' Goons
20/12/2020 Duración: 01h01min#166-- Today we're talking Rudy Giuliani getting a fat case of COVID, the long and terrible history of David Icke, a Hungarian-Dutch orgy gone wrong, the advantages of being a gay starfish, and the brief and wondrous life of the polysexual starfish. Plus, some BS about nonsense. Happy holidays! EPISODE #165-- Today on the show we talk about Werner Herzog taking on America's dumbest apartheid import, Elon Musk, as well as a swingers getting COVID and the end of the Philadelphia mafia as we know it. Plus we talk about other lame billionaires and probably some bad 90s sitcoms! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Outro is "Look Into Your Orb For the Warning" by Monster Magnet. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sourc
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#165 Werner Herzog's Colony Drop
12/12/2020 Duración: 39minEPISODE #165-- Today on the show we talk about Werner Herzog taking on America's dumbest apartheid import, Elon Musk, as well as a swingers getting COVID and the end of the Philadelphia mafia as we know it. Plus we talk about other lame billionaires and probably some bad 90s sitcoms! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the the Justice Department, Business Insider, Times-Pacaynne, and The New Orleans Advocate. #ItalianAmerican #ElonMusk #Apartheid #SouthAfrica #SpaceColony #ColonyDrop #WernerHerzog #Swingers #ENM
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#164 The Copenhagen DMZ
03/12/2020 Duración: 39minEPISODE #164-- SKIP TO 12:55 if you don't want to hear a gross story about an animal cull! Anyways, James and Alex talk a Coronavirus mink cull gone wrong, a poorly named village in Austria, and a sex maniac Kazakh bodybuilder and his new bride. Plus we talk Sherlock Holmes and other ridiculous pop culture ephemera. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Reuters, CNN, TV2, The Sun, NY Post, Daily Star, Times-Pacaynne, and The New Orleans Advocate. #Ermine #VengeanceInFur #FriendoNews #Denmark #Kazakhstan #marriage #Austria #CussWords
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#163 The Old Boy Thanksgiving Special!
26/11/2020 Duración: 53minEPISODE #163-- Today we talk about the secrets of the Wu Tang's fandom (and flamethrowers), Don Jr. getting the 'Rona, along with Ben Carson risking his life to impress a pillow guy, and, finally, a pod of killer whales that have simply had enough. All this and some hamster talk! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the NPR, OK Player, Huffington Post, the Guardian, The Hill, Washington Post, ABC News, and Disney +. #CoronaWatch #Thanksgiving #OldBoy #HallwayFight #Aquatic News #RapNews
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#162 H.R. Giger Versus the World
22/11/2020 Duración: 37minEPISODE #162-- Today on the show we talk about the fast food reek of our most fetid and effed up president, the re-apperance of China's most precious friendo, and legendary director Hayao Miyazaki takes out the trash. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. End theme is "Leader of the Pack" by The Shangri-Las. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Raw Story, Daily Mail, National Geographic, CNN, Popular Science, Japan Today, Sora 24, Shukan Flash, Yahoo! News, and Hachima Kiko. #FriendoNews #ElectionNews #DEcision2020 #Election2020 #OurTerriblePresident #Trumpistan #China #Friendos #FastFood #Japan #AnimeIsForJerks
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#161 The Bobby Sands of Public Exposure
11/11/2020 Duración: 01h05minEPISODE #161-- Today we talk about the aftermath of the election, Rudy Giuliani's ridiculous bid at relevancy, and the death of Russia's sausage king. We also talk celebrity sightings, pervert sightings, and 1950's songs about ghouls and such. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. End theme is "Leader of the Pack" by The Shangri-Las. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Daily Beast, BBC, NJ.com, Philadelphia Inquirer, Philadelphia Tribune, Politico, and the New York Times. #election #2020election #judicialcoup #coupdetet #Trumpistan #Giuliani #publicexposure #FourSeasons #OurPatheticAge #Wolfmen
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#160 Shredddy Kruger
08/11/2020 Duración: 50minEPISODE #160-- Hey, look at us pad out our feed with an old(ish) episode! Anyways, today on the show we talk about mutant crayfish running amok in Europe (again), a he problem with skull ownership, and the illustrious return of Billy McFarland, criminal. Plus we play a game of SPY, AUTHOR, MIND'S EYE! Thanks to our sources at the Telegraph, Chicago Tribune, NY Times, WMC5 ACTION NEWS, and Legacy of Ashes (by Tim Weiner).
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#159 Operation SALTPETER
26/10/2020 Duración: 53minEPISODE #159-- Today on the show we talk stupid conspiracy theories, a sunfish ruining the harbor, and the brand new mice tech that just hit the market. Plus we talk energy drinks, stand-up comedy, and, that's right, our dumb, wet president. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Daily Beast, CBS Boston, and Smithsonian Magazine. #Birds #Mice #Bengazi #DumbConspiracies #SEALs #WetPresident #BlackholeSunfish
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#158 The Parscale Ultimatum
16/10/2020 Duración: 43minEPISODE #158-- Today we talk about dirty priests, pesky Parscale, and America's love affair with riding the lightning. All this and more on WORLD'S A MESS. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the NOLA.com, WWL-TV, NY Post, Daily Mail, USA Today, and the Journal of Applied Meteorology.
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#157 CORONA 2: Turbo Edition
09/10/2020 Duración: 01h14minEPISODE #157-- Boy howdy do things move fast. Today we talk about dicks getting hacked, the Dune delay, and OH YEAH, THE PRESIDENT HAS CORONAVIRUS AND IS OFF HIS ASS ON DRUGS. We try to make sense of it all. We fail miserably. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Stuff Magazine, Vanity Fair, Collider, Ayr Advertiser, Time Magazine, and Tech Crunch.
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#156 Speculative Donald Trump Memorial Special
03/10/2020 Duración: 44minEPISODE #156-- Due to recent and fortunate events, we're pushing out this fun little episode! We talk about the conflict between Armenia and Azerbaijan, Jerry Falwell's most recent humbling, Brad Parscale's run-in with the law, and a Polish fight man talks about his favorite totem! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Ahval, NY Post, BJ PENN, UFC, Insider, and the Huffington Post!
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#155 Return to Guestaritaville with Brandon Beck
29/09/2020 Duración: 01h05minEPISODE #155--Brandon Beck (@hellyesbrandon on Twitter) of Inkblot, I Think You'd Be Into It, and the Happy Sappy Grown-Up Hour is back to talk, what else? THE NEWS, BABY! Also a lot of jags about Angels in America, for some reason, because that's what was on my mind at the time. I don't know. It's a news show. Listen. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Page Six, BBC, CNN, WSAV, Reuters, and NPR.
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#154 Headlines and Hinky Connections
28/08/2020 Duración: 01h07minEPISODE #154-- Today on the show we talk about New York being overrun by rats (again), grifter Steve Bannon's glorious call to prison, Jerry and Becki Falwell's swinging lifestyle, Mississippi's new flag, medieval charters and shopping, and a bogan punches a shark. Plus we talk about dumb anti-maskers, Michael Mann, and, of course, Hannibal. Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Vice, Reuters, BBC, The Hill, and THE CITY. #NewYorkNews #Bannon #Trumpistan #USNews #Bunco #Scams #England #CurtisSliwa #Voting #AskingQuestions #DirtySouth
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#153 Wet Ass President
22/08/2020 Duración: 47minEPISODE #153-- Today we talk about the topics that matter to you, the American newshound: Trump's dumb dead brother and his obsession with washing his hair, CSULB's new mascot, Call of Duty's latest playable war criminal, and the US Army's insistence on being publicly owned on Twitch. All this and more on today's World's a Mess! Support our show at Patreon.com/quality! Follow James on twitter @kislingtwits and Alex @giraffetermath. Follow us on tumblr at https://worldsamess.tumblr.com/. Donate directly to James at Ko-fi.com/T6T16E5D. Thanks to Sef Joosten for our show art (http://spexdoodles.tumblr.com). Our theme music is "The World's a Mess" by X. Additional music by Andy Kneis. Thanks to our sources at the Sky News, Vice, Essentially Sports, the Associated Press, and CSULB. #News #LongBeach #562 #OurDumbPresident #Impeach45 #WarCrimes #CoD #OPBuild #CallOfDutyNews #DefenseNews #Internet