Geek Shock

Tune up that banjo and get into the swing of this here Geek Shock where we discuss FoxBay:TMNT, Castle Nayskull, PS4, 1down, Jay & Anime Bob, The mis-information of Joe Average, The return of Ford, Rock Band no more, help me make my geek project, too many spider-cooks, AMC's Terror, Days of Dinklage Past, Super Clyde, Metroplex, and Gender Roles and Identity in Comic Books.  So put on your flapjacks, it's time for a Geeeeek Shawk!

This week we take a break from our regular format and reminisce about the only Star Trek theme park to ever exist, Star Trek: The Experience.  Cast members Vernon Wilmer and Big Black join us as we talk about the best Trek your money could buy.  Come for the stories and stay for the Warp Core Breach!

It's time for a Geek Shock, so call Gordon Freeman... or Morgan Freeman... or the Gordon's Fisherman cause they're gonna wanna know all about Call of *snooze*, Hate for your TV, Do No Harm (too late), He-finds, the Solo Fett movie, Morgan Freeman's Half-Life, Vegetables are bad (Mmmkay), The Walking (all over primetime) Dead, Whack-a-game, The mini-series in the high castle, not Being Human, the passing of Yoda's father, more Arkam, unsettling next console news, and the quest for the horse-man baby.  So start picking up those coins and get ready for a Geek Shock!

Come join the zeitgeist as we fill our corn beards with geeky issues such as The Wins A Lot Premiere, A Games Workshop adventure, the joys of BBQ and Rocket Fizz, goddamn Neuro Bliss, Doritos Taco Bell Doritos Taco, Amazon Coins, Playstation forthcoming, beware the Queen of the Universe, Aliens (?), Thunderbirds are Go, official Ouya, Who 50, Ziggy Warcraft, King Richard III, Star Wars Black, GTA V punt, Wii U didn't buy one, and Star Wars Pinball.  Now, go write your congress.  Now.  We'll be here when you get back.

This week we are joined in our geeky frivoloty by The 80's Kids, Ryan Brunty and Aaron Rolston,  as we worm our way into topics like Pat The Bunny, Jabba's Oriental Terrorist Hooka Den, Star Wars: Episode JJ, Star Wars: 1D, Who Rewrites the Watchmen(?), Alice in CSILand, Barbarella-Backadella, to hunt a Rhino, Dr. Butt Strange, Robotech, Dredd 2, Martin writes some wrongs, You Killed my father - Prepare to change your shirt, some Guy in Pyongyang, and whatever you do- don't think for yourselves! So put on your sleeping bags, it's time for a Geek Shock!

This is it!  The longest Geek Shock ever recorded.  So long that we ran out of hard drive space on the home studio!  What could drive us into such nerdy heft?  Subjects like interactive magazines, demon barbers, Portlandia, King of the Nerds, Godzilla's Godzookie, Tailly, Godawfulsey, PocketWarwick, Who drives the Bat now(?), ZombieTVLand, Pokemon XXX, Terminator: Dracula's Bloody Avatar Island, Copyright Craft Theme Park, Dawson College of Evil, TripleShock, personal outsourcing, and the issue of homicide vs. video games.  That and a whole lot more on this uber-long, abruptly ending Geek Sho---

Welcome Mr. Bumblesnort and friends to another bizarro edition of Geek Shock!  Today we talk about Alana's Wish, Jurassic Park Fast(!), White House vs. Darth Vader, Disneylanders, '38 Mazzara, confusingly sexy Alien, S.H.I.E.L.D., Important Studios, better Netflix, BeXar county library, cannons in the park, World of Saving Us, Amazon Autorip, Love Me Do for everyone, and Find My iPhone (at Wayne's house).  It's time for Rusty Pubes to get a ropin'.  It's time for a Geek Shock.

Improv king, Matt Donnelly (follow him on Twitter at @sweetmattyd) joins us once again for another chaotic and mind pulverizing Geek Shock where we discuss such geeky issues as Batman art, the slow return of Godzilla, the fast return of Sin City, M Night's Twin Peaks, the Anti-Justice League, Penn Jillette's Sunday School Podcast, a father in China, Chinese currency, Paul laughs at cancer, Marvel Legos, The Justice League roster, Target vs Amazon and the joy of Child's Play. So call Lance Link. It's time for a Geek Shock!

Professor Biggs join us on our not so womanly return to Geek Shock.  This week we muse about the Tao of Charlie Brown, Hulk Orgies, Playback, PS2 vamoose, The Wars that wasn't, Another one walks from Dead, Twilight Zone, Legos at 88 mph, Curse Space 3, Arrested Development and life through the eyes of Starman.  So get ready to solve for "X".  It's time for Geek Shock.  Remember, the Premier of Captain Luddite's film "Wins A Lot" starring Master Torgo premieres in Las Vegas on January 30th at 2pm at Brenden Theaters in the Palms Hotel.  $5 donation at the door gets you in. Come join the funny!

Our nearly two hour long, holiday extravaganza includes the long awaited return of Big Black and non-awaited return of Dr. Vlarg as we pontificate on such nerdly matters such as Porn watchers having a short attention span, Troll: The Rise of Harry Potter, The Hobbit Trek Into Darkness, The truth of the Matrix, Superduperman and the ownership thereof, The joys of Ikea, Porn watchers having a short attention span, Weird Desks, let the nerd blame begin, Oates & Hall, K9 Syfy, Wenis U, The Indy mystery, Humanity against cards, Porn watchers having a short attention span, and the continuing saga of Carlos Romero and his sidekick on the side, Doodles. On the first day of Christmas, your true nerds gave to you... Geek Shock!

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Some shows are a sprint. Some are a test of endurance. Guess which one this is. Fear not, true believer, for we discuss geeky things like Doomsday Preppers, Family Circus (gag), Romulan Ale, Where the Unicorns live, Bazooka Joe, Vampires in the mill, Wonder Iris, New spider folk, JLA for the obvious, Highlander joy, Under the Dome, a change in Vertigo, Disflix, self-copyright infringement, sphincter skills, and another rousing session of Redlight/Greenlight. So get ready for the long run. Get ready for a Geek Shock!

You can blame it on a slow news week. You can blame it on Torgo for unearthing these stories. Or, you can blame yourselves for enjoying this filth. On this dastardly episode of Geek Shock, we talk about the the mini-Wii, Gangnam takeover, Next old men, Charlie Trex, Zombies getting you into college, The danger of one Finnish girl, never invite your digital girlfriend to your wedding, the hotness of Korean dictators, Canadian Hostess, the dangers of roach eating, Xbox vs. WiiU, and animal pimping. So get ready for a Chinese nude spank, it's time for Geek Shock!