Geek Shock

Beware! This episode contains necrotic herpes and exploding Mountain Dew.  It also contains information on Trans-Shanghai, Dolly Hostess, Asteroids: The Homecoming, NextBox, Gandalf Connery, Lotsa Star Wars, Walking Dead to the bank, Pratchett's World, Mega-Man, Mountain Doom, Gamers vs. Surgeons, Then you have my permission to play Sam Fisher, don't text for points, Axel Foley, Jr., Star Trek: An Unexpected Journey, Marvel Blu part 2, Younger Sherlock Holmes, Avatar (The best movie ever!), and Microsoft by the hour.  Plus (God, help us) Robot in Jail all on this week's Geek Shock!

Geek Shock: The ultimate guilty pleasure as we talk about geeky things like Dorito-gate, Rock: The Ratner Wars, Say "hi" to Michael Bay for me, Big Thunder Mountain, The next Star Wars, CW joy, Clone Vader, Fox is Marvel, WOW in the Senate, Call of Duty: Mass Effect, Dumbish, SW:TOR MMO FTP, Sony's slide, The magazine slide, and the future of Grand Theft Auto.  So tune into your secret show, it's time for a Geek Shock!

What do you do when Big Bro Microsoft is watching you? NO, Torgo not that! You listen to Geek shock where we talk about things like Expendables 3, the New 52 covers, Lucas gives it up, Locke & Key, Starz hot bizness, Die Han Die, Whedonverses, Labyrinth, Ewok rap, Cusack's Cell, Kinect peers into your soul, Ralph wrecks the Box Office, Stan Lee's Strange behavior, Flight of the Muppets, and Meth-busters. So turn up that soundtrack to Labyrinth, it's time for a Geek Shock!

So did anything interesting happen today?  I dunno.. things like DISNEY BUYING LUCASFILM, Arnold's return as Conan, Vaughn quitting X-Men, Sasquach bounties, G4Nobody, flipping off your neighbors wi-fi style, Logan's timeline, Disney Princesses, Gerbils, Freddy's nemesis vs. the Federation, and Resident Evil 6 gets fixed (ala the vet).  All this and more in a TWO HOUR Geek Shock extravaganza.  God help us.

Never before has a podcast spent more time on the forced nether-regions of Klingon anatomy. But there's more to talk about this week than gaping ridges. Things like Sleeping Together Shop, Left Behind again, heart warming Family Circus, WOW players need not run for office, Hobbit Hole Breakfast, one big Falcon, Microsoft hates your money, The Hobbit Report, punching the wife of the Dark Lord, Evil Dead ear infection, the Running Dead, Ant Man, big Dead bundles, and The State of the (MOT)Universe. Plus stay on afterward as we add to Denny's already nummy menu. So grab your Billbo Berry Smoothie, it's time for a Geek Shock!

The final Rewind before we return next week with an all new CouchC...uh, Geek Shock. This Rewind combines the previously unavailable episodes 3 and 4.  This is where the format starts to come together and Paul starts to let loose the hounds of taco.  Agent Skillz joins us and Barry gushes about Jem.  It's a hoot!

A promise made better.  Here is the second of our Rewind Series where we make our (before now) unavailable first episodes dance before you, our loyal listener.  Since we recieved many complaints that the first Rewind was too short (our early episodes were only thirty minutes long), I have combined episodes 2 and 3 into a single rewind.  Since both episodes are about the last days of Star Trek: The Experince attraction in Las Vegas, they compliment each other well.

Though we talk about The Boredoms, this Geek Shock is anything but. Thrill to the land of bad Kiss Parody! Dance to the rhythm of asteroid mining/fish gutting! Pleasure yourself to sexy tales of parking! Somewhere in there we also find room to talk about real life time travel - REALLY, Zynga board games, Evil Head, Mark moves to make Fox Marvel, Sense8, Xbox for presidency, Todd McFarlane sues Spawn, Planet of the Cloverfield, Japanese pirates walk the plank, Xbox live rewards, the streams of Mars, Stan Lee IS Iron Man, a Blu Dark Knight, Fargo on TV ya, Arizona man tests Police, and stay tune to a little extra as we decide where in time WE want go-go. So find a place to park, it's time for a Geek Shock!

A grand welcome back to Kommander K and introducing Special Guest Star, Big Black (Aka the Carl fellow we've mentioned on past episodes).  This week we talk about Killercon, Barbarella, The Goratorium, a Knight's Longer Tale, Neo-Ghostbusters, World War Zzzzz, The ire of comic book writers, the Cleveland Airport Superman Exhibit, and so much more.  So order up your fish pie, it's time for a Geek Shock!

The boys that make the noise are back with an all new Geek Shock!  This week we talk about Ben Folds & Fraggles, Talk Like a Pirate Day, Transformers 4, Wonder Women from Lesbos, Dorn's got a brand new bag, MANIMAL(!), Final Fantasy XIII - WTF, President America, Movie Ninjas, Shannara, NASA's space bubble, Trek off the dark, Smallishville, WiiU, expensive briefcases, G4 no more, Artless History, Final Fantasy Four Hundred $, and time to eat the sugar, kids!  So jump in feet first... I double dog dare ya!

A promise made good.  Many of you have asked for earlier episodes of the show.  Since Las Vegas weather is bordering on trecherous tonight, we have re-posted the previously unavailable, first episode of Geek Shock (back when it was still called the Couchcast).  I hope you enjoy it and look forward to having you back next week for an all new Geek Shock!

I tried... I tried to give you an informative geek news program.  And it started so well with deep discussions of the Apple/Samsung fight and what it means to be a hero in today's society.  Then Paul's prayer to the Lords of Chaos was answered let slip the hounds of hell.  But we did get to talk about those damn space Turtles, The Rocketeer, Para Time, AI, Mars and Axl.  Welome to chaos.  Welcome to Geek Shock!

What is going on in this week's Geek Shock? *STAB* Ok...let's see... There seems to be Expendables 2, Getaway, Emulators, Angry Bird Day, Universal Soldier, Finn and Sawyer, 86'ed magic items, Spiderkick, Dark Tower, Gunn's Galaxy, Downey's Boo Boo, Harry Harrison, Polar Bear Zebra Herpes, Valve's Big Picture, The Un-secret Santa, Nintendo Powerless, DnD: AD, Spike Lee's Oldboy, The end of The Boys, and Showtime hates new viewers. This show seems to be innocent. But it's one more clue on my quest to find the real culprit. Shut Up!

Wait! Who's that I see? It's Barry and Deb back from the nether regions of Texas to join us as we talk about Star Trek Conventions, the Classic Gaming Expo, chalices, ALF, Double Hollow, Roboflop, Handball Dong, Konami hates you, Batle.hack, Hench, Bill and Ted and (?), Daredirector, Mad Max and the Word Burgers, OUYA, Gilliam's huh(?), Joe Kubert, Who's drama, the Amityville what, Q-Bert, Fapple, TV's for guns, iBook porn and why people buy it. So quickly make a Coily and get ready for a Geek Shock!

Ach! What be floatin' in the Loch!!? You dunna' want te know! But you might want to know about Ghostbusters 3, The Bobby Bunch, Avengers 2, Pizza, Necromancer, Dini-less Bats, the fate of Daredevil, High Moon, Proof, Dark Tower, Thor 2, Prometheus 2, Dishonored casting, Think Geek's Idea Factory and the fate of Mattycollector.com. So get them fire trucks ready, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Did you know that for only 16 cents a day you can give a starving Famous Paul  Hostess Ho-Ho's? Or was it Whore-Ho's? No wait! It was He-Man! Or it could be any of the following: Snoop Lion, Goratorium, Meh Royale, The Claw, J. J.'s Earthquake, Scrubs 51, Fantastic Foo, Indy film, Hugo's miracle in 3D, Avengers lite, Next-men, Mattycollector, the He-Man Movie, and Mechs for the home. So give today, cause you don't want little Paul to be starved of Two-Bad.

How would you rate this Geek Shock? Four stars? AC.E+? Three-and-a-half Jalapenos? Two Robot's in jail? However you rate it, it was a great and horrible week for geeks everywhere and we weigh in on the Dark Knight fallout. We also talk about Pepsi vs Coke, Chik-Fil-A vs Muppets, Orci/Kurtzman vs American literary history, Taiwan vs game breaks, AMC vs costumes, Jurassic Park 4 vs 2014, bedridden children vs Giant Voldemort, Dreamworks vs your childhood, DC vs writers, and NBC vs sexy Dracula. We also discuss the worst performing films of 2011 (cause we're topical like that). So rate the world in a scale of your choosing, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Prepare your Navel Oranges for this week's Geek Shock because the news out of Comic Con comes hard and fast (like Vlarg's mom). Captain Luddite joins us as we talk about our latest prize giveaway, Epic Scents, Dark Knight: Lights Up, Shag A Gamer, World War Zzzzz, Donald Duck Orange Juice, navels and Mandarins, Ant Men, Gozira, Soloman Kane, the Goddamn Sandman, Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist, Guardians of the Galaxy, Falcon, Harry's Horns, The Deadpool Game, Mad Hatter Men, Rango: The Ride, deadly moon dust, Ultima F2P, and the Big List courtesy of people who think you are going to Hell. So get greasy. It's time for Geek Shock!

Geek Shock: Where a Geek can be a Geek! Not only do we bring you the Chuck E. Cheese lament. Not only do we introduce the THOUGHT of the spawn of 80's Jeff. We also talk about Stretch Armstrong, Smallville's Arrow, Spider-man Six, EVO (Brolylegs), THE 'MERICA, ACTA, GB3, Scarlett "Money" Johansson, Fassbender's Creed, Trek 2 reveals, Ouya, Keep 32, Ear Necklaces, You're Still Here(?): The Old Republic, ISP spying and more damned SYFY shows. So spiffy up that rat, it's time for a Geek Shock!

It is EPISODE 150! And to celebrate... we don't stray from the formula what so ever! But that means you get great topics like Mcdonaldland, Amazing Spider-man, Mermaids, The Book that Can't Wait, Ryanlander, Lego my League, Stormin Norman, Guardians of the Avengers, shorts, After Will, Big Hero 6, Lost Boys, Gundam, the exile of Pitbull, Marvel's (non)reboot, stank free pants and SYFY continues to confound on The Big List. Plus we announce the prize for when we hit 800 Facebook likes! So hold on to you hamburgers! It's time for a Geek Shock!